My name is Jack
I wish I had a mac
My buddy, Jeff, he has my back
Skills I don't lack
I kinda wish I was black
My dog lives in a shack
I think sexism is wack
I'm about to go order a NS sticker pack.
I stubbed my toe in the monring and yelled, "Holy fack!"
I put stuff on things with a golden thumb tack
My gramdma has ton on knick knacks
I changed the background on my iPod with a dope-ass hack
I know a kid who plays bass, his name is Zach
I went to the wilderness and spotted a yak
My girlfriend, Allie, has a really nice rack
She blows on my dick when she wants a snack
I saw a duck in a lake and the damn thing said "Quack."
............sooo there's that.