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Jib-Ninja
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Ok, so today i was chillin over at a friends house, and we just got the ounce that we planned on smoking on 4-20. But we had to test the quality, so we put it to the test. So my mom comes to pick me up from here, and its my new car *My last one got into a crash*. So she wanted me to drive us home in it of course. And im ripped outta my mind, it was good bud. So i step in the drivers seat, and buckle up and realize this is a bad day, i cant drive. So i tell my mom that i dont wanna drive cuz im not used to it, i want to see how she drives it lol...pulling shit out my ass...And she argues and says "no, your driving" So finally i get out and we switch sides. We get to the end of my friends driveway and she says "no this is rediculous, you have to drive" and i go..."fuck..ok". And we switch back and i take off, luckily no crashes...it was just hard to remember the road signs and shit

Sparksnotes : Its harder than i thought to drive after smoking.
Apr 16 2009 8:36PM
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Malcolm
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same thing happened when i got my car.
Apr 16 2009 8:39PM
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Calb3rt
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and how do you like your new car?
Apr 16 2009 8:39PM
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sick-as-aids
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haha yeah driving stonned is a bitch... i drove through the city, and went through 4 sets of traffic lights without looking what color they were, and only went thru 1 red
Apr 16 2009 8:40PM
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rvca
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its not terrible. i usually feel more focused haha
Apr 16 2009 8:40PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Its dank as fuck, '03 Ford Crown Victoria *Cop Car* White, RWD. Still has beam lights above the mirror and the grill guard *brushguard* up front, nobody ever passes me because they think im a cop. And normally people pass me all the time when im driving with my mom cuz i always go exactly or a lil below the speed limit. Everybody is scared of my car.
Apr 16 2009 8:42PM
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TheBeardedOne
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That's a badass car man enjoy it. I drove so much extra distance last night cause I was so stoned.. forgot where I was going and missed turns about 4 times for freeway exits and entrances hahaha
Apr 16 2009 8:45PM
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PattyFow
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haha i love to drive when im stoned! i always have a fuckin blast. the only time i have ever been scared by it was when its snowing hard at night, cuz i always get distracted by the snow flakes and feel like im on one of those screen savers. haha i honestly feel like i drive better when im high, im much more concentrated on what im doing. haha
Apr 16 2009 9:01PM
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Captain-T
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drove home stoned on saturday. I was driving fine but when I try to think really hard about it, I really dont remember much of the ride :P
Apr 16 2009 9:05PM
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TheBeardedOne
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Same here for sure! I just forget where I'm going :)
Apr 16 2009 9:07PM
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COLONELSanders
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Never had to drive high and wit my parents but it would suck.

Only driven once when I was really high but even that was possible... it was like a video game haha.
Apr 16 2009 9:11PM
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C.Wood
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what is your new car?
Apr 16 2009 9:12PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Read through the Thread. Read my second post on here.
Apr 16 2009 9:28PM
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no_steeze
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i try not to drive when i can't really focus, i had a friend who got killed in a car crash so i try to be as safe as possible when driving
crazy, isn't it?
Apr 16 2009 9:42PM
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Slinger1x1
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why did she pick you up in your car? why didnt you drive there?
Apr 16 2009 9:47PM
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Jib-Ninja
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.....I didnt have a car.... lol? My last car i got into an accident with.
Apr 16 2009 9:50PM
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Elijah.
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I learned a clutch after a wake and bake session, was pretty funny.
Apr 16 2009 10:25PM
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Ben.
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your a fucking moron
Apr 16 2009 10:28PM
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ilikeplants
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Haha. I always feel like a drive really shitty stoned like can't stay in my lane and shift really crappy. Everytime I've driven stoned its been by myself or with other friends who are stoned so I have feedback as to how good or bad I drive ha.
Apr 16 2009 10:30PM
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Malcolm
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haha thats so sick. im definitly considering one for my next car. maybe put some stickers on it and a ski rack, then park beside an overpass
Apr 16 2009 10:31PM
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cjgncjgn
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what are you fucking retarted? hard to remember road signs?

its shitheads like you that keep this shit illegal with your fucking placebo effect.

ive been a daily smoker for almost 3 years. cant remember road signs? come on.

if your that retarted just dont drive.
Apr 17 2009 3:17AM
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sick-as-aids
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thank you, i think highly of you too
Apr 17 2009 3:42AM
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fappy
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no really, you're a fucking douche
Apr 17 2009 3:45AM
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sick-as-aids
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wtf wat did i ever do to you?
go take your medicines

so what if i drove like an idiot once, i was like 15, take a chill pill
Apr 17 2009 3:58AM
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Ben.
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"so what if i killed someone driving like a moron, i was 15."



not a legitimate excuse.
Apr 17 2009 12:59PM
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t_rob
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THis thread makes me want to write my own thread about what I did yesterday but that is a hell of a lot more interesting.
Apr 17 2009 1:06PM
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get_toasted
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How do you know that if you didn't look at the color of the lights?!
Apr 17 2009 1:21PM
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BigM1218
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I totally agree dude, i love driving high! im so much more focused and concentrated and i drive a lot slower and brake soon. the only bad part is getting distracted and not realizing where your are going or what the signs say...but w.e it feels like a real life video game
Apr 17 2009 1:26PM
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Dr.Scholl
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i disagree, i dont find it that bad

i always offer to drive when me an my friends rip

Apr 17 2009 1:32PM
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evan25
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i drive my car stoned all the time but if i know im gonna get really high i drive my dads wrangler which is an automatic my car is sometimes hard because its a 1975 bmw with a 4 speed so if i miss a shift or something i usually freak out.  ive never gotten in my car though and thought i was to high to drive just the higher i am the slower i drive. 
Apr 17 2009 1:35PM
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*LiNeLover*
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haha thats a funny story . thanks for entertaining me =)
Apr 17 2009 1:35PM
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SteevJee
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my brother-in-law had a car like that. He would do so much hilarious shit to people in it because everyone thought for sure it was an undercover car. Also, he would full on blow red lights right in front of cops,and they would not do anything. He has so many money stories.
Apr 17 2009 2:04PM
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BigRodRiley
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let me get this straight... you got in a car crash, so you get another car and couldnt wait 3 days to get high so you get stoned and drive your 2nd car stoned for your first time? with your mom sitting passenger seat?

wow
Apr 17 2009 2:07PM
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BigM1218
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^hahaha very good point dude
Apr 17 2009 2:24PM
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C.Wood
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my bad just glanced over the thread only read the first post
srry
Apr 17 2009 4:17PM
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FUUUCK
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why didnt you just tell her you were high?
Apr 17 2009 4:30PM
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ryan.c
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now all you need is "my light" for ipod touch
Apr 17 2009 4:42PM
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sick-as-aids
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never said i was proud of it... i have never done it again, does that tell you somthing?

and it wasnt an excuse, it was me saying it was a long time ago
Apr 17 2009 5:36PM
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Ben.
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and basically laughing about it. i know i wouldnt tell people about something that dumb.


but at least youve learned.
Apr 17 2009 5:54PM
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uni-corn
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I agree with you, im not a daily smoker though. Used to be, but not anymore.
Apr 17 2009 6:08PM
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Delphi
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I have no faith in my own generation, these responses are incredible.
Apr 17 2009 8:07PM
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wnab21
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My brother drives fine when he smokes. Probably cuz hes such a stoner that hes just used to it
Apr 17 2009 8:12PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
ive drove blazed all the time and been perfectly fine- My first time smoking I drove home- idk what u guys r smoking- prob laced with meth or something
Apr 17 2009 8:35PM
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gnarshrelpt
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at least you tried to make a good decision
Oct 22 2009 9:22PM
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SteezyOhio
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dump? dumb+bump= dump

well i agree, but ive had my liscense for almost 20 months now and i honestly drive like a 80 year old woman when im high driving, like legit awesome my friends are awwwspired, and it not even trying to do it i just do i guess

Oct 22 2009 9:25PM
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daytripper67
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it most likely had more to do with the fact that you hadnt driven much at all (plus some placebo effect) than that you were high. whatever. you drove fine.

to whoever said he shouldve just told his mom he was high. honestly put yourself in that situation would you have told your mom you smoked (when youre 15) instead of just sacking up and driving? naaah
Oct 22 2009 9:28PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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this thread made me a little sad inside
Oct 22 2009 9:31PM
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Bean_Slc
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Sounds like my second time driving. I had just gotten my permit the day before, and had only driven down my street. I had just ripped my friends bong when my dad pulled up. I walked out and he said "your driving". It was sunny as shit and luckilly i was able to blame my awful driving on the fact that it was my second time driving, not me being ripped as hell.
Oct 22 2009 9:38PM
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