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Care for a pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisit!!!
Small price to pay for the smitting of one's enemies.
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If you try to fail, but succeed anyway, what did you just do?
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Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator! --Brodie
Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. -- Brodie
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Dynastar Represent
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'It can't happen... Loise could never have superman's baby ... I garentee he blows a load like a shotgun.'
'Being a princess is hard.... but somebody's got to do it.' - Brooke
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You know what you need? A phatty bo batty blunt and i guarentee that you'll see a sail boat, beaches, and some of those big titted mirmaids doing some of that lezbian shit.
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'She was going down on me'
I like my chicks like my whips, topless
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Definatly the escalator... runner up...
'Silent Bob's an electrical genius. He won the 8th grade science fair by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using some chicken wire and shit...motherfucker's like MacGuyver; no, the motherfucker's better than MacGuyver.'
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier
DatGrlyChick: skier??
BigAirSkier1580: yah
DatGrlyChick: whats that?'
**Love ya Lacey**
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hey a schooner.
it's not a schooner, it's a boat
a schooner is a boat retard
oh yeah...well the easter bunny doesnt exist...it's just a man in a suit!!!
(or something like that)
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Holy shit mother fucking yoda n shit
Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
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SAM YOU'RE A FUCKIN LESBIAN!
hmm probly my signature....
'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'
'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
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damn, i feel like my old man, with my hand in my pants
-Mr. Jeff Kiesel
tva tva uuuh
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what a sweet movie, i watched it for the fist time last weekend. i was really swilled though and couldnt really pay attention so keep going, those are halrious
and he flew round the world on a never ending dinnerroll...
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yo is this an old movie or something? it sounds so shibby and i love jay and silent bob but have never heard of this movie
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
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holy shit this is prob there best movie in my opinion. its not that old either
'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'
-Shaniqua Bootycall
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just a little tid bit for all the mall rats fans. The mall it was filmed in has now finished a renovation and no longer resembles the one in the movie at all. Kind of sucks since it's only 3 miles from my house but we finaly have stores in it. I'm still made I was to young to be an extra (all of the spots for the young people were pre-filled).
-Paul
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LIke the back of a volkswagen?
the only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard
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yeah this is the best movie ever, i was over my friends house and he had rented mallrats. i looked at the cover and I was like 'what the fuck is this 1980s shit?' he somehow talked me into watching it, best fucking movie ever
Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
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