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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209

So I'm going to rant right now about how much I hate bailers. My fucking roommates for next year just pulled out of our apartment because I went on vacation and didn't contact them. What the fucking fuck? Can someone explain to me why that's a legit reason? Now I have to get out of the lease and I lost $2000 for an effing security deposit. Fuckin bopppaaas.

Mar 16 2009 10:22AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
to be honest, im a guy, and i prefer living with girls over guys...  cause guys, after two months the place will look like a dump, and when everyone gets drunk shit gets broken, stolen, pissed on, and other things.

with girls, at least when ive lived with them, everyone kind minds their own business.  maybe i just lived with cool chill girls and not drama whoring bitches.
Mar 16 2009 4:06PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
nah man, guys are easier to live with.. its messy but you have a room, it doesn't need to be messy. The flat with 3 other girls im in right now isn't much better. I thought they'd be way tidier but they go through way more dished than guys do. apparently they haven't heard of reusing a glass amongst other things. if you try and bring these things up then they go all bitchy on you. with guys its not really an issue to bring something up.

having done the living with other people thing for a few years now i'm kinda keen for my own space for a while
Mar 16 2009 4:12PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
well, the girls i lived with were the only girl with like 5 brothers each....  so that might have something to do with it, they were basically tidier guys, just with vaginas instead of a penis.
Mar 16 2009 4:14PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14

i hope you're all aware what you've done here. you've created a monster.

you've created yet another girl who thinks the internet actually wants to hear about her personal problems.  kind of like aspendukes, but with nice boobs.

i predict famine, global warming and nuclear holocaust in the near future. 

Mar 16 2009 4:39PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
RAWRR MONSTERRR!
Mar 16 2009 4:57PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
dude, hearing about other people's problems makes me feel like im not the only one that is having issues from time to time and that its normal to have issues.
Mar 16 2009 4:59PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
simma down now, you're scaring the children.

and to you-guy who posted right above me-that's why god created fmylife.com and whiskey. unrelated, yet effective


Mar 16 2009 5:12PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
yes, i realize this, yet some of those stories kinda scare the shit out of me in a really extreme way.
Mar 16 2009 5:14PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
you my good sir, sound in desperate need of a testicle implant.  luckily surgery is not your only option.

you must immediately self medicate.

pack a fatty dip
drink an entire bottle of whiskey
break bottle over head
punch something

repeat until you feel a strong desire to grow a beard and fight crime in texas
Mar 16 2009 5:31PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
screw texas, texas is nothing but a bunch of ignorant douche bags...  plus im half japanese and look samoan so i would probably be lynched when i go down there.

i do dip (in the summer, not during school, costs too much when one doesnt have a job), drink either beer or Guinness from time to time.
Mar 16 2009 5:33PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
? did i miss an epic NS thread? link?
Mar 16 2009 6:25PM
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Loges
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already deleted.
Mar 16 2009 6:27PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
haha i dont usually give people karma cause im lazy but this and the post about whiskey made me laugh hard.
Mar 16 2009 6:31PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Well, if more boobs come of it and you dont read the thread its an all win situation isnt it?~
Mar 16 2009 6:33PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
damn. i always miss things like this
Mar 16 2009 6:55PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
well yes, until you realize that she's not human at all.  she's most likely actually a spoogezilla, a mythical creature that feeds and grows powerful off pre-adolescent boy adoration and fap.  when the world lies in smoking ruins and humanity is reduced to small guerilla enclaves, they'll know that it wasn't quite an "all win situation."

so remember pre-teen boys of NS, when you jerk your gerk to girls online, everyone loses!
Mar 16 2009 10:36PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
wat

definitely human
Mar 16 2009 10:38PM
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JNix.
Posts: 645 - Karma: 12
hey i like it when people ditch on mount snow trip plans
fucking.. mrs.hartig!!!
Mar 16 2009 10:42PM
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hartig
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soooo fucking random.
agreed though, but not my fault at all
Mar 16 2009 10:47PM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14
bullshit, you're probably in league with her. 

listen buddy, i'm no hero, i just happen to greatly enjoy things like mass produced beer, creepy dutch interspecies porn, and ski lifts, the kind of things that will vanish when she destroys society.
Mar 16 2009 10:53PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
i dont even know what "in league with her" means. do you mean that i'm in her league? if so, i'm gonna say that i'm not

what are you on exactly?
Mar 16 2009 11:03PM
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OhMyBosh
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youre my new favorite poster
Mar 16 2009 11:07PM
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JeremyClarkson
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where did they go after they bailed?

Mar 16 2009 11:07PM
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hedgehog
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 167
WHOA thats expensive...
Mar 18 2009 2:52PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
haven't you seen stepbrothers?
Mar 18 2009 2:55PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
heres a good question: Would you suck off tom wallisch of you had the chance?
Mar 18 2009 3:18PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
simply stunning what you've done here. bravo.
Mar 18 2009 3:21PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
hey, can we not do this again?
Mar 18 2009 3:41PM
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ShredtillURdead
Posts: 2024 - Karma: 93
early nomination for post of the year
Mar 18 2009 4:13PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
Bro, hop off this chick's dick...you're shaming yourself.
Mar 18 2009 4:44PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
i'm just curious.. do you really think i care?
its just old bullshit now so give it up
Mar 18 2009 5:35PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
there aren't any girls on the internet anyways, so just give it up
Mar 18 2009 5:45PM
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ShredtillURdead
Posts: 2024 - Karma: 93
ive been reading through these threads, and no joke, if i were this girl i would be seriously creeped out by you.

but she seems like a super attention whore so maybe not...
Mar 18 2009 5:52PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
Apparently you don't. You're just creepy.

What exactly is old? You being an internet stalker/weirdo? Or people clowning on you for being an internet stalker/weirdo? I'm just curious...
Mar 18 2009 5:52PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746
hahaha ten seconds apart. what he said.
Mar 18 2009 5:54PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
Damn chick + dick? This I need to see... does she have both? Where did you get this info~
Mar 18 2009 8:07PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
yeah i'm a huge creeper
i'm actually a pedo too, its all clean fun though, no worries.

just dont tell anyone
Mar 18 2009 8:09PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Hahaha, great post. Karma normally doesn't mean much to me, but you sir, get a bunch.
Mar 19 2009 9:55PM
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