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Skiers dream toliet

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theblacktaco
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Mar 15 2009 7:43PM
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VTtreeskier
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Hahaha thats sick
Mar 15 2009 7:44PM
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Shlogan
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i would need that with an inrun like that ahah
Mar 15 2009 7:44PM
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JCsteezy
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haha is that real
Mar 15 2009 7:44PM
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Detroit_Steeze
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awesome,i gotta get my bathroom like that
Mar 15 2009 7:45PM
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AALT
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Mar 15 2009 8:03PM
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fsscott
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that's money, reminds me of those japanese spa pranks haha
Mar 15 2009 8:10PM
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FUUUCK
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WANT
Mar 15 2009 8:22PM
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kiwisdontbounce
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he meant is that actually someones toilet, not is that a real inrun and shit.
Mar 15 2009 8:23PM
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RudyGarmisch
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My dream ski toilet is taller so I can comfortably crap in ski boots. The last few inches where I'm completely off balance in a squat and heading in for a landing is nothing but sheer terror and I never know how accurate my targeting is until I hit the seat.
Mar 15 2009 8:32PM
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Moostafa
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gimme
Mar 15 2009 9:04PM
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sirskizalot
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Bahaha thats so sick.
Mar 15 2009 11:01PM
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RICK_ROSS
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how much?
Mar 15 2009 11:06PM
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cct_222
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haha thats so awesome

i would just sit there and day dream on that shitter

Mar 15 2009 11:14PM
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s.bishop
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DROPPING !!
Mar 15 2009 11:18PM
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family_vacation
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That makes me want to paint my bathroom.
Mar 15 2009 11:25PM
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special_k10101
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well i would definitely shit myself if i were really standing at the top of a ski jump...
Mar 16 2009 4:19AM
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sick-as-aids
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hahahah funnnny
Mar 16 2009 4:48AM
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PacificRimJob
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i agree.

you would think resorts would have come up with this after oh so long.

you would also think the rich ones (vail, northstar, whistler, deer valley) would have heated seats on their cans... but of course they skimp out on us. wtf mang!
Mar 16 2009 6:51AM
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wnab21
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hahaha i wonder what a heated shitter would feel like
Mar 16 2009 7:01AM
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shea.
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AWESOME!! haha if you ever go to japan they are EVERYWHERE!! haha and if you are embarresed about the soyunds you are making there is a fake flushing sound button to mask it hahah
Mar 16 2009 7:07AM
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CFD
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Why is Japansese toilet-engineering about 40 years ahead of the rest of the world?
Mar 16 2009 7:25AM
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Bren-Ten
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genius
Mar 16 2009 7:41AM
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sirmurdah
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LOL
Mar 16 2009 9:01AM
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[~_~]
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I miss Japan.
Mar 16 2009 3:09PM
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Malcolm
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fuck that i want everyone around to know what my shit sounds like
Mar 16 2009 3:12PM
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toominator
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Claim that shit
Mar 16 2009 3:39PM
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Kristian_Jibber
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Dis is\z mai fovarite tollet::

Mar 16 2009 3:43PM
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no_steeze
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if that was actually on top of an inrun like that i'd sure be scared "shit-less"

eh, eh, anyone?
Mar 16 2009 3:46PM
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PacificRimJob
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seriously... in japan, they  have automated seats.. you press a button on the control pad on the wall, and the seats go up and down for you... not to mention, they also have lights you can turn on, in different colours like a pool (i guess so you can see your shit in different colour schemes?) and they also have splash guards, heated seats, and some even talk to you and tell you when the toilet is in proper position for you to take a dump.

Last but not least, ALL OF THEM are the toilets that go KUHHHWOOOOOSHHHHHHHHH - therefore, no need for plungers, ever...


Mar 16 2009 4:59PM
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freestyler540
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AH thats just awesome!
Mar 16 2009 5:45PM
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Bren-Ten
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hahah same here
Mar 16 2009 5:47PM
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EvanMeyer
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so dope
Mar 16 2009 6:06PM
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T-Holt
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I need that toilet
Mar 16 2009 6:06PM
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Abes2009
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agreed. someone could make serious money marketing this as a specailized constipation relief room
Mar 16 2009 6:10PM
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popNfresh44
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thats awesome...probably gets things moving when you're constipated haha
Mar 16 2009 6:47PM
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