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Blind Skier Bibs

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martin.
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where could one purchase such an item...
Mar 11 2009 3:56PM
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KravtZ
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haha oh god. and google it im sure u can find it
Mar 11 2009 3:57PM
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skithesprings
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this is going to be good...

you should get a guide skier bib too and take laps through the park like the guide skier is leading the blind dude through the jumps and jibs and just throw down on everything.

Mar 11 2009 4:07PM
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theblacktaco
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ahhaha the new tall tees
Mar 11 2009 5:16PM
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Che~
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http://www.reliableracing.com/detail.cfm?edp=10791804
haha here you go bro
++ karma?
Mar 11 2009 5:50PM
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Billek
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I would want to get the deaf skier one so I could get some sympathy from dick lifties and other mean employees.
Mar 11 2009 5:52PM
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theblacktaco
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ohh word ... get them all for ur crew and yes +k
Mar 11 2009 5:56PM
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OhMyBosh
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haha that would be epic win.

have a guy following you in the park being like, turn left, jump coming up, huck a d-spin 7 and you just stomping everything.
Mar 11 2009 5:59PM
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Jib-Ninja
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4bi9 DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 11 2009 6:09PM
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HR8938Cephei
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hahahah god that would be so funny, just seeing the reactions
Mar 11 2009 6:55PM
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Che~
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yeah i just might get 1
they are mad cheap too
Mar 11 2009 7:03PM
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Che~
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and even better if a whole crew skis with them on and they have 1 person with the guide 1 on
Mar 11 2009 7:04PM
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poh_money
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i want one sooooo bad, i just dont know how to ask my mom for her credit card
Mar 11 2009 7:12PM
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TheButterHashira
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God this seems immature but if its all in good taste its pretty funny.
Mar 11 2009 7:14PM
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drumbumocdp
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oh god that would be so fucking funny
Mar 11 2009 7:18PM
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Jib-Ninja
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I think somebody should buy me one, i would be forever greatful.
^No Credit Card..only 16.
Mar 11 2009 7:20PM
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summersover
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someone with a megaphone "left, right, jump, sw dub rodeo 12, rail coming, k-fed"
Mar 11 2009 8:42PM
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.Capn.
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Damn you'd have to be blind to wanna wear one of those.
Mar 11 2009 8:45PM
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Malcolm
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holy shit that would be fucking awesome! it must happen
Mar 11 2009 8:47PM
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sklermang
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i saw someone wearing one of those inside out the other day... sad but a lil funny at the same time
Mar 11 2009 9:11PM
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fragglemuffin
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that would be so epic, but i bet someone would get real pissed off once they found out you really were not blind/deaf
Mar 11 2009 9:24PM
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Yeezus
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u and i aare kind new to dis website but one tip.....dont ask for karma
Mar 11 2009 9:35PM
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Malcolm
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just pretend that you cant hear them when they yell at you
Mar 11 2009 10:24PM
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g.rich
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ahahaha I saw the thread title and just burst into laughter thinking about all the crazy shenanigans that could be pulled. I also want to get one of those leash things that parents put their lil kids on. Me holding onto my friend and him picking up waay too much speed then bombing down the mtn the two of us attached.
Mar 11 2009 10:32PM
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PBRasap
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what are the motives behind this . . .
Mar 11 2009 10:39PM
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martin.
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Gaper day at mount snow.

amongst the hundreds of other uses.
Mar 11 2009 10:43PM
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MEGAZORD
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Clearly entertainment value and offending anyone with a deaf/blind relative. 
Mar 11 2009 10:43PM
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Jib-Ninja
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I told my mom about this and she was like "RYAN!!! All the blind people will get so pissed!"
And i was like "Mom, its not like they will see me...."
Mar 11 2009 10:45PM
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PBRasap
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well it better make an appearance at plattekill
Mar 11 2009 11:05PM
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Malcolm
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haha true
Mar 11 2009 11:08PM
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martin.
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possibly. I'm trying to calculate the offensiveness vs hilarity, and to see whether this is worth it.
Mar 11 2009 11:08PM
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Bren-Ten
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definetly doo this!! but make sure youre outerwear isnt too steezin
Mar 11 2009 11:10PM
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MEGAZORD
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wow i forgot about that place.  Havent ridden there in years.
Mar 11 2009 11:18PM
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Goglines
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just make sure if you have "deaf skiier" or the "hearing impaired" one you're not rockin some scullcandys.
Mar 11 2009 11:24PM
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ilikeplants
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Um.. grow the fuck up. There are a lot of deaf skiers that don't wear those bibs for the sake of not being singled out for sympahy. Your just going to piss a lot of people off and upset deaf/blind people and friends/family of them.

Mar 12 2009 12:12AM
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Shpadoinkle
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I'm doin' this April Fool's Day at Keystone. Oh how the shit will hit the fan.
Mar 12 2009 9:34AM
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snwbrdmilf
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A little disrespectful don't you think? Seriously dude, you're not deaf, nor blind. Count your blessings and don't use others impairments to give yourself a quick laugh.
Mar 12 2009 9:43AM
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ax_murderer
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haha i taught a group of inner city kids and got one of their bibs. its street reflecting yellw and says "URBAN SCOUTING" on the back. pretty dope.
Mar 12 2009 11:21AM
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Quinny
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Wouldn't this be along the lines of parking in a handicap spot? If you're doing this just for kicks, you need a better hobby. If you're doing it to gain something, you're just a douche. I would advise against it.
Mar 12 2009 3:42PM
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P-trees
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this is fucked up
Mar 12 2009 3:58PM
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martin.
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Yea I've been doing some thinking and realized that this really wasn't a good idea.
Mar 12 2009 3:59PM
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PaleCelery
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I'd wear the blind skier one, cuz what blind skier is gonna see it and get pissed?

Plus you can wear those dope sunglasses... and crash into gapers without feeling bad.
Mar 12 2009 4:01PM
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salomonskiier12
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haha would be funny, but probably not the best idea.
Mar 12 2009 4:43PM
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Quinny
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A dipshit like you would end up either getting caught, hurting someone, breaking something, and/or pissing someone off.

In any case, someone who actually is blind/deaf or part of the disabled program at your mountain may pay for the repercussions a some limp-dick kid screwing around.
Mar 12 2009 4:50PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Ax, we should steal some of those.
Mar 12 2009 6:32PM
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jstemp
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im deaf. thats not cool bro we dont need sympathy.. just cause we're deaf dosent mean we're retarded..
Mar 12 2009 10:32PM
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Billek
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I know many deaf people, I don't mean disrespect.


Mar 12 2009 10:47PM
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Aerozol
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Hahah that would be so epic

Would blind people really be that offended?
I'm conflicted between:
Do it, because you're treating them like anybody else, which is good (eg it's funny)
and
It's fucking awful

I obviously have no idea how different blind people would feel about this...
Mar 12 2009 11:05PM
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MEGAZORD
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This is like you riding a sit ski and then jumping out of it in front of a huge lift line, only to tackle someone.
Mar 13 2009 9:41AM
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