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Ghetto Mountain Food

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c.hale
Posts: 636 - Karma: 50

Some days when I forget to bring lunch to the mountain and I'm really hungry I make some ghetto ass food out of the free shit in the lodge.

One of my favs is to get some hot water from the food court and sqeeze a bunch of ketchup into it. Add some salt and pepper stir it around and it makes a pretty legit tomato  soup. Don't hate till you try it, it tastes alot better than you'd expect. Then grab a bunch of the soup crackers and you're in business.

At some mountains they have cream cheese and jam for bagels and shit and you can load up on that and put it on crackers. Pretty damn good.

If you get creative you can have a pretty decent meal at the mountain without paying the retarded prices.

Mar 3 2009 8:36PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9083 - Karma: 2,965
Yeah that shit is handy when you're low on pocket ca$h
Mar 3 2009 8:38PM
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hellomynameisjef
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my life + free honey
Mar 3 2009 8:40PM
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Ski.Ballet
Posts: 2860 - Karma: 200
Free honey and crackers is also good
Mar 3 2009 8:40PM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253

Havent used them yet but I have recipes

if you have chowder or soup and chili:

get a plate and fill it with oyster crackers or soup crackers, cover it in cheese, michrowave it and you have nachos, 

for desert, my mountain has honey, get a straw and suck the honey up the straw and you have a honey straw,

for drink, just take the milk they leave out for coffee

Mar 3 2009 8:42PM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
wow my hill doesnt really have anything for free. you definitely cant get free hot water and cream cheese or honey shits weak.
Mar 3 2009 8:43PM
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harobiker123
Posts: 65 - Karma: 11
Oyster crackers and honey mustard is also quite good.
Mar 3 2009 8:46PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3722 - Karma: 2,466
haha same here man
Mar 3 2009 8:47PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 63
in order to get water at my hill, you fill a cup with ice, then fill with some hot water. it comes out to the perfect temp!
Mar 3 2009 8:47PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7227 - Karma: 620
I just flirt with the fat girl behind the counter and she usually gives me something for free. But thats prob cuz I work there.
Mar 3 2009 8:49PM
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cook-aus
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10

Mine sweeping: find a place on the hill that sells pizza - people never eat a whole pizza... wait till they leave, go sit down at the table and much the perfect half pizza they leave.

Mar 3 2009 8:53PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7712 - Karma: 525
top ramen......
Mar 3 2009 9:10PM
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skituner
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 127
i just eat shit while im inside the food area and then leave when im done. free dank food
Mar 3 2009 9:12PM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
i prefer the fried chicken with a large helping of watermelon. then mabye a tall hawaian punch or fanta grape to chase that puppy down.
Mar 3 2009 9:14PM
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aka_cheech
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
haha hot water + ramen is so epic
Mar 3 2009 9:16PM
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jfletcher
Posts: 1208 - Karma: 188
get a coffee cup and fill it to the top with ice (which at my mountain is free) and then fill the cup to just under the ice with sierra mist or sprite, free soda right therr
Mar 3 2009 9:16PM
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mattridesskis
Posts: 635 - Karma: 14
that sounds sketchy, but i guess if your hungry, then your hungry!
Mar 3 2009 9:16PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 714
or just grab a cup, fill it up, drink it, throw it away, walk out. Easy Peazy
Mar 3 2009 9:27PM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5384 - Karma: 11,406
I either sit next to the garbage cans and wait or if I got a little money but not enough i say "well it was that expensive last week".
Mar 3 2009 9:40PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,387
anyone ever eat french fries with maple syrup? taste just like french toast
Mar 3 2009 9:52PM
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steeze2pleeze
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Mar 3 2009 9:59PM
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cook-aus
Posts: 10 - Karma: 10
Na, its sketchy with any other food, but not pizza because no one touches the pieces of pizza that they dont eat. If it was soup or something, that would be super sketch
Mar 3 2009 10:00PM
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ReedSkis~
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 98
Fortune cookies and crackers
Mar 3 2009 10:04PM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
me too
Mar 3 2009 10:05PM
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skiP.E.I.
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my hill charges 5 or 10 cents for ketchup and other condiments and i think 50 cents for crackers. They really are deluxe toolboxes.
Mar 3 2009 10:06PM
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mattridesskis
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that video was hilarious, samonmonela salamanda shit
Mar 3 2009 10:11PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,624
WHAT?!?!  THIS IS AMERICA, WE DON'T PAY FOR CONDIMENTS!!!
Mar 3 2009 10:14PM
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c.hale
Posts: 636 - Karma: 50

hahah that sucks so bad!

stealing the hot sauce from beaver/vail is fun, that shit is so good

Mar 4 2009 2:50AM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
Since I don't use much salt or pepper when I cook (generally), when my dad came out to visit, we went down to KFC and picked up some salt and pepper packs and left.
Mar 4 2009 3:20AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I once brought up and skied around with a head of lettuce in my jacket, cuz at my mountain they have free caesar salad dressing in the chalet. so i got to make my self a delicious and nutritious snack for cheap (although i was looked at incredibly weird when i took out the lettuce)
Mar 4 2009 4:22AM
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