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My boyfriend replaced me with full tilts

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Remora
Posts: 196 - Karma: 11
The title pretty much says it all.

He bought a pair of new full tilts... and now he looks at them the way he used to look at me.

He said he'd sleep with them instead of me but I'm warmer.

Sooooo all I've got on his boots is a heartbeat.

Owned.
Feb 23 2009 8:00PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
and a vagina...
Feb 23 2009 8:01PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
solid first reply
Feb 23 2009 8:02PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
hmm...interesting.
Feb 23 2009 8:03PM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
yeah i dont think we can add much to that.... maybe tits too?
Feb 23 2009 8:03PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
Your BF must have a gigantic wang to be able to please the full tilt's opening.
Feb 23 2009 8:07PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
lol well done.
Feb 23 2009 8:08PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
i think that's his nice way of saying, "you need to lose weight."
Feb 23 2009 8:10PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
get a boob job. then you will have full tits :)
Feb 23 2009 8:10PM
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MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812
well I sort of understand him... I mean surely your not nearly as flexible as full tilts
Feb 23 2009 8:21PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
it doesnt matter... your just jealous because you dont have a penis
Feb 23 2009 8:23PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FULL TITS!!!!!

get it?
Feb 23 2009 8:26PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
or full tilts
Feb 23 2009 8:28PM
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bemmis
Posts: 1602 - Karma: -3
maybe you suck and he doesn't like you much....?

so if you suck and the full tilts are really nice-- suck
Feb 23 2009 8:31PM
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east_toast
Posts: 479 - Karma: 16
Just let him wear his full tilts during sex, problem solved
Feb 23 2009 8:32PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
very true
Feb 23 2009 8:32PM
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blindside
Posts: 5619 - Karma: 1,199
well look on the bright side, now he can really afterbang you
Feb 23 2009 8:33PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Wow, there are some solid one-liners in this thread.

I'm not going to try to add, undoubtedly I'll fail miserably. It makes perfect sense though, Full Tilts do solve all problems.
Feb 23 2009 8:34PM
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VTtreeskier
Posts: 1833 - Karma: 64
You beat me to it, naked chick with full tilts soooo hot
Feb 23 2009 8:35PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
you need to read more closely.
i seriously hope he's not a chick.
Feb 23 2009 8:55PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
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Feb 23 2009 8:59PM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
I lol'd
Feb 23 2009 9:00PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
bang like a hammer?
^i love that pelican thing... priceless
Feb 23 2009 9:00PM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
Not as good as  the pelican but still funny

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Feb 23 2009 9:04PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Feb 23 2009 9:05PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
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No but really, that might of been the greatest thing ever.
Feb 23 2009 9:09PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
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but all funny pictures aside, obvious troll is obvious
Feb 23 2009 9:12PM
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no_steeze
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Feb 23 2009 9:14PM
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Scott~
Posts: 2551 - Karma: 49
He probably picked up some Full Tilt Vagina Pro Models...
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Feb 23 2009 9:24PM
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Mr.O
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 23
best post yet!!!
Feb 23 2009 9:32PM
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GNARcoleptic
Posts: 105 - Karma: 10
not gonna i laughed for a solid 2 minutes ++karma for giggles yo
Feb 23 2009 9:58PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
great thread toaday
Feb 23 2009 10:05PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3803 - Karma: 3,232
well now
full tilts > life
Feb 23 2009 10:10PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
my full tilts arrived today
they fit perfectly, and have effectively blown my mind.  now all i have to do is ski them


Feb 23 2009 10:17PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
Maybe if you hadn't replaced him with a very large cannon in the first place this wouldn't have happened?

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Feb 23 2009 10:18PM
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eheath
Posts: 61104 - Karma: 118,268
Sound like you need to put out.
Feb 23 2009 10:19PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
sounds like someone is having a case of the fulltilties
Feb 23 2009 10:23PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
why do that when you can sit on NS with them on. They even make you claim better!
Feb 23 2009 10:34PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
i raped a full tilt one time.

i didnt get the shin bang but i got aids instead
Feb 23 2009 10:40PM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
Shame all the full tilts had to say was this: "Is it in yet?"
Feb 23 2009 10:44PM
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Remora
Posts: 196 - Karma: 11
AHAHAH... we were actually talking about that this morning.
Feb 24 2009 1:35PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
full tilt porn would be like the hottest thing ever
Feb 24 2009 2:53PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
hahaha good thread
Feb 24 2009 3:04PM
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Remora
Posts: 196 - Karma: 11
...maybe a little clumsy, actually.
Feb 24 2009 3:08PM
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jwhyte
Posts: 596 - Karma: 21
I find it funny when people make threads about there personal life.
Feb 24 2009 3:30PM
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