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No Poles has gone too far

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RudyGarmisch
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I've been noticing a worrying trend lately at my home mountain. Most serious park skiers at Stevens Pass, WA go without poles. I guess the general public has taken notice, because when I was freeriding today, I went by a six year old, and guess what, NO POLES. Absolute beginner too.

I come home today, and did a little research before making some sort of stupid thread, and guess what I found - ITS SPREADING. There are hundreds of pictures out there on google of  "My first time skiing" and VERY few have poles in hand. Proof:

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Mini Ripper, following in the footsteps of Pep, Andy and Eric.

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Little does this little one know that they are weighing in on one of the great debates of freesking.

The implications of an entire generation of new skiers riding without poles is staggering. Thats not the worst of it however. Apparently, at some places they actually TEACH PEOPLE TO SKI WITHOUT POLES.

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Get these children some aluminum, baskets and grips, pronto.

Look, I take neither side in this debate. I know no poles has been hated on for a while, but really? Swaying the ski culture by brainwashing children? Thats a massive step over the line for me. For the love of God, THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN. WHY DID YOU ASSHOLES GET THEM INVOLVED!?!

Sad day NS. Sad day.
Feb 20 2009 12:37AM
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Gorno
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HA!.... bravo for the effort
Feb 20 2009 12:39AM
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MissMontana
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this thread... I love.
Feb 20 2009 12:40AM
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Nati513
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when i learned to ski i didnt use poles either? it was easier it seem like at that age to not use them but once i got good enough i started to use them..
Feb 20 2009 12:40AM
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D*WHITE
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You make quite an excellent argument...poles it is! haha
Feb 20 2009 12:41AM
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Tinga
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THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!
Feb 20 2009 12:42AM
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wh@t
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Feb 20 2009 12:44AM
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el_chupacabra
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Feb 20 2009 12:45AM
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mait
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90% of the kids under like 8 i see skiing dont use poles, just cause its easier for them
Feb 20 2009 12:47AM
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papasteeze
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Feb 20 2009 12:47AM
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cool.
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um...
Feb 20 2009 12:54AM
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Klick_2_klaim
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I enjoy your candor!
Feb 20 2009 12:56AM
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Jwalk
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great thread haha
Feb 20 2009 12:57AM
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GetPitted
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Afterbang?

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Feb 20 2009 12:57AM
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twsnow22
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whoa most of these kids have their pants rolled up too..showing off their boots..
Feb 20 2009 12:57AM
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Dustin.
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I'm just going to save people the agony of reading full on 3 paragraph replies of people who are going to argue this by being up front and tactless:

IT'S AN OBVIOUS FUCKING JOKE!!!!
Feb 20 2009 12:59AM
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Scott2~
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I've been noticing a worrying trend lately at my home mountain. Most serious park skiers at Stevens Pass, WA slide rails. I guess the general public has taken notice, because when I was freeriding today, I went by a six year old, and guess what, HE WAS ON A RAIL. Absolute beginner too.

I come home today, and did a little research before making some sort of stupid thread, and guess what I found - ITS SPREADING. There are hundreds of pictures out there on google of  "My first time skiing" and VERY few of them are even on snow!They are on metal!!11 Proof:
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Little does this little one know that they are weighing in on one of the great debates of freesking.

The implications of an entire generation of new skiers riding without snow. Thats not the worst of it however. Apparently, at some places they actually TEACH PEOPLE TO SKI ON RAILS.


Get these children some snow, pronto.

Look, I take neither side in this debate. I know rails have been hated on for a while, but really? Swaying the ski culture by brainwashing children? Thats a massive step over the line for me. For the love of God, THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN. WHY DID YOU ASSHOLES GET THEM INVOLVED!?!

Sad day NS. Sad day.
Feb 20 2009 1:10AM
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PC.
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I work in a ski repair/rental shop, and we don't give poles out to kids, due to the fact that ski patrol doesn't like to see them rocking poles, as it causes problems for them to learn, and even sometimes when they fall.

But yeah

I hate no poles on adults. Maybe if you had pictures of lots of adults not wearing poles, but you cant throw pic after pic of 8 year olds learning how to ski and claim "no one uses poles"
Feb 20 2009 2:00AM
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Silence
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Either this guy needs to get his weight forward or some resurrected Raichle boots, otherwise he's buying tickets to a Shinbang concert
Feb 20 2009 2:08AM
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NESblowjob
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this is funny but i still love using my nopoles
Feb 20 2009 2:11AM
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skithe49th
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my shista hit christmas chute (an avelanche chute at alyeska...double black all the way) with no poles....i laughed at her cause she ate it trying to do turns and i was turning fine!
Feb 20 2009 2:22AM
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JMcCallum
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Rowen's posts are God's gift to NS. Not only are they witty and hilarious but they help reveal the idiots.

You sir, are full of win.
Feb 20 2009 2:30AM
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PKalow
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Wow, some people can't see sarcasm and wit even when the get beat over the head with it. Quality man.
Feb 20 2009 2:41AM
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Kornn101
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yeah i definately laffed
Feb 20 2009 2:56AM
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mizzike
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Hahah perfect!
Feb 20 2009 3:07AM
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lalalalaura
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hahahahaha wow i havent laughed that hard from a ns post in a while, thank you
Feb 20 2009 5:54AM
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Malcolm
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Feb 20 2009 6:40AM
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BWalmer
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haha...the other day I was skiing with one of my friends who has no poles. We are waiting to drop on a jump, he goes and these two little snowboarders ask me "did he just start skiing", I looked and them, laughed a little and just said "no", then he goes "well then why doesn't he have poles?", I had nothing to say but "He doesn't want them".
Feb 20 2009 7:39AM
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Hubsta
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Haha love it.
Feb 20 2009 8:22AM
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jedi.Jim
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Feb 20 2009 8:31AM
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gnarlygoodski22
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i love my poles, i dont know how much i actually use them though. the decoration is nice too

Feb 20 2009 8:45AM
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Gooseling
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wow like no one under 7 uses poles
Feb 20 2009 9:07AM
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AptosFreeskier
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Fks bindings? The kid is a ripper for sure
Feb 20 2009 9:14AM
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Crack.
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hahahahahaha wowwww
Feb 20 2009 9:14AM
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no_steeze
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full tilt
Feb 20 2009 9:31AM
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peyton
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haha little kids know whats up.
Feb 20 2009 9:37AM
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nolanearl
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HAHAHA
Feb 20 2009 9:48AM
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Jacuse
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Feb 20 2009 9:51AM
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Pinguu
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this
Feb 20 2009 10:02AM
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doGelyst
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So little kids have no poles, big fuckin deal. Better off taught that way so they arent dependant on it, just like they should not be taught "pizza".

I broke two pairs of poles in two weeks. So I look back and think, why the hell am I worrying about these damn  things, I dont use them AT ALL in the park (or on the mountain) and they are just excess baggage.....I am just going to go without them.

Result? A happier me, I dont have to worry about them at all, whether its buying new ones, or landing on them and breaking em.  You "traditional" fags have no sense of logic. You bitch about no poles and/or short poles, but never think "why". Poles are completely useless in park, and imo on the mountain as well. If you need your hands and arms to tell you when to turn, you need a few more lessons on how to ski. Even with pow, poles are extremely overrated.

Quit caring about appearance and just have fun. If you can't have fun without knocking on other people who are having fun, get the fuck off the hill.
Feb 20 2009 10:03AM
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cct_222
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that kids gonna be a straight up G
Feb 20 2009 10:35AM
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WSMFP
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No poles is a south east trend. over half of the freestyle skiers have no poles here (ex west va., NC, VA) its just our style.

Feb 20 2009 10:46AM
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Chickendodo
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Feb 20 2009 11:00AM
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i.ski.troll.
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how many people actually learned with poles?  i didnt, and i dont think many people did...

Feb 20 2009 11:02AM
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AdiibA
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full tilts = resurrected Raichle boots
not sure if you realised this, maybe you did... whatever
Feb 20 2009 11:02AM
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sirskizalot
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i think that your e-sarcasm detector is broken.
Feb 20 2009 11:12AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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SHUT the FUCK UP!
Feb 20 2009 11:21AM
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Ben.
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ahahahah rowen are you high?
Feb 20 2009 11:22AM
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ontwosticks
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Some ones got some serious anger issues....does lone_wolf need a hug?
Feb 20 2009 11:23AM
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Barsevskis
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the reason kids don't use poles when they are starting to ski is that it is dangerous to give little kids poles.  when first learning you don't need poles, so why use them
Feb 20 2009 11:55AM
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F5*
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I dont use poles cause a guy at my resort (Blue Mountain, Ontario) got a pole, including the basket through his balls.  Freaked the shit out of me.

Feb 20 2009 11:59AM
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