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Fun way to pass time.

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g.off
Posts: 724 - Karma: 841
not sure if its been discovered. sorry if repost. but its awseome

http://www.fmylife.com/

just peoples misfortunes.

example of one :

Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML



Feb 17 2009 4:32PM
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g.off
Posts: 724 - Karma: 841
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

Feb 17 2009 5:06PM
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Ski..4..Life
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haha sounds funny
but is it appropaite to go on with others in the room?
Feb 17 2009 5:11PM
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g.off
Posts: 724 - Karma: 841
well its not really different from reading it on here. but yeah its just quotes.
Feb 17 2009 5:14PM
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Dainsey
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Today, after some very passionate sex with my girlfriend, she exclaims "that was amazing Drew..." She quickly tried to turn "Drew" into my actual name which does not sound a thing like Drew. FML

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

hahahahaha
this is great
Feb 17 2009 5:44PM
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S.b.H
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hahaha the one "Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML"

soo great. bookmarked this website hahaha.
Feb 17 2009 8:48PM
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EvanMeyer
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Repost but its still great
Feb 17 2009 8:55PM
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ReedSkis~
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

Today, my dad told me to take my stress out by getting a girlfriend. My mom laughed and said, "no that won't work, just go jack off in the shower again." FML

so funny
Feb 17 2009 9:01PM
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Captain-T
Posts: 855 - Karma: 47

Hahah this one is golden

"Today, my mother was driving me and my friends to a wedding. My friends and I were talking about birth control, and then my mother chimes in, "Yeah, I used to use the sponge, but the spermicide would always burn your dad's penis." FML"

Feb 17 2009 9:03PM
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skithesprings
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Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

haha these are great...

Feb 17 2009 9:14PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,550
hahahahaha it does pass time
Feb 17 2009 9:23PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43

today..i went to click a link on my favorite website....but it wasnt embedded so it didnt work...FML

hah just kiddign funny site

Feb 17 2009 9:35PM
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no_steeze
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"Today I went to play games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were really hard, FML"
Feb 17 2009 9:50PM
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BULLSEMEN
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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home and I was calling bingo numbers. And one woman stood up and started making noises, I asusmed she had won and I started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Feb 17 2009 11:54PM
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J-mo44
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dude this website is amazing

Today I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial comes on with the hot chick saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walks in and says "See honey, you still have a chance." FML

Feb 18 2009 12:06AM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
haha this chick sowed me this site this morning
Feb 18 2009 12:12AM
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~~JEFF~~
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 301
haaha
Feb 18 2009 12:34AM
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Jib-Ninja
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Fucking genius...i like the electronic toothbrush one lmfao.
Mar 10 2009 7:41PM
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