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Getting....um...uh...caught?
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I was at a party last night when the neighbors called the cops because they 'smelled marijuana smoke', and i'm with this girl up in her room. so we hear the cops downstairs at the door, so she pulls my zipper up and......FUCK! the worst pain ever! so now there's a big cut on my junk, and it hurts like a bitch. guys, ever had any experiences like this?
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shit..that musta hurt buddy
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Pot and sex. Sounds like a good combination.
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yes. yes it was. unill the pigs and the pain.
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did you end up getting in trouble or anything
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whats wrong with weed and sex?
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haha yea really are you seroius, have you ever had sex high oh shit its the best
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Bahaha! Not as bad as getting caught handcuffed naked to the bed by her mom dude.
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fuck yeah it is
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, 9mm Killa!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH, did that honestly happen to ya?? BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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dudes I just got busted by the parents. they took my pipe and stash. but they were pretty cool about it. I am just pissed they took my pipe!
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that fucking sucks. shit's expensive, and you lean to love your pipe
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skodeo, no trouble really?nice.
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HOLY SHIT IM HOLDING MY JUNK AS WE SPEAK>>>IM PROTECTING IT FROM A HORRIFFIC ACCEDENT LIKE THAT>
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yeah...i was at okemo the last day of skiing and did a cork/flat spin/i don't know what it was...and landed on my tips comign out of it b/c i wasn't high enough...my edge cut my sack...that's pain...i ran over to the side to whip it out and check for damage. i feel your pain man
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actually, I heard you were whacking off to scat and your parents came home and you were all sketchin and you zipped your shit up yourself.
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Ya Tim and she was on top of me naked and she jumped off me and tackled her mom out of the room. I laughed pretty hard then I escaped out of the window so her dad wouldnt murder me.
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OUCH. i once hit my dick with the zipper...worst pain ever!!!!!!!! Sorry to hear about that, damn cops!
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haha my parents are potheads so they're so cool about it. i luv it :o)
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sex while high is the shit.... but on the other hand i have gotten caught by a girls parents fucking their daughter one time and it suck ass i thought her dad was going to beat me with a bat or something.....
hey i lost my virginity... did any of you guys find that by any chance?
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ya me and yeti lost our favorite pipe :(
poor guy just cause we left him in this chicks car.
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yep, thats why its nice to have your own place and not worry about parents anymore. The thing with broads has never happened to me, getting caught by her parents though. My girlfriend in highschool was on the pill from grade 10 on. her mom was a big hippis though, who did these crazy paintings and shit
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dude that blows man. im sorry for you. am i the only non-stoner here?
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Haha well teethi I am a former stoner, now cured of my evil ways... does that count?
Anyway dude that sucks... but I must admit that Nine_Millas story is funnier than fuck! Haha imagine being a mom, and opening up a door to be tackled by your naked daughter while a naked boy struggled out of his handcuffs and climbs out the window..... hahahahahaa that is sooooo funny.
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i just gotta ask - why if the parents are home? why?
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What you are going to say no???
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damn that sucks dude.............
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im a non-stoner dude... yeah 9 milla killa that is a fucking halarious story.. you gotta send that in to some mags or something get that story published hahaaha!!!! do you guys make ur own pipes? some people i know do that.. whats the point? does it get you higher or something? lol sorry i dont smoke weed idn all that shit about what happens...
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No dude, we broke up and I think she'd kill me.
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
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sometimes you just gotta say no. one night i was with this one chick and i had smoked a ton of weed and drank a 40oz that night... she was high on schrooms. we fooled around for a really long time, than she wants to have sex (it's like 5am by this time), i just said no and went to sleep. Sleep felt good and she was still there in the morning and the next night, so I didn't miss out on anything.
I mean - with parents in the house ya don't gotta have sex with handcuffs and shit. sex isn't that important (especially if it's with a gf that you can have sex with at anytime you want)
Darryl Hunt
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'I don't do drugs... only drug I'll try is E - and it would be at a rave' Johan after me asking him if he wants to hotbox the Tremblant gondola with me.
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Darryl... are you gay?
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Bahahaha!
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Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
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You gota make her lick your wound,- or would that hurt... anyway, she owes you, and yeah I've uh, zipped up before, but not very badly... it is sooo painful
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one of the memories i still have of my childhood is ziping up. ohh fuck i did it so bad, im wearing jeans with no undewear, and well theres not really too much else to say. i just started screaming and shit, couldnt get it out bymyself, my mom and dad both had to work to get it out. ever since then ive made sure to ware underware.
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haha I did that when I was 7 and like 2 weeks ago I was sick and my and my cousin were playing playstation and he whent to take a piss and all of a sudden I here this scream and he was like wholy fuck!!! and i was laughfing my head of because he sounded like a chick and he came out and it looked something liek the guys if somethinga bout marys but when he unziped it didn't blead as much, but I can still rember him scream.....
Ok, I know every one's name but no one no's mine.. SO its Darren... lol, I'm drunk.
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