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Adamskinick
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i havent done it yet, but putting clear saran wrap over the toiliet seat so when they take a piss or shit it sprays back at em, putting tea bags in the shower nozzle caps so it sprays tea, dumpin shit colored gatorade in the top part of toilet so it flushes shit color, or red to piss a girl off, what about u any good pranks? waking a friend up in the middle in the mornin to say its time for work, so good
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Jan 5 2004 7:42PM
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SkiFree_MT
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A good one is to put a balloon over everyones exaust pipe in a parking lot, then sit and watch as they all take 10 minute to thouroghly inspect their car before moving on.
Jan 5 2004 7:44PM
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Astomp
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get a gorilla suit. lay on the side of the road like youve been hit. then when they come to see what it is get up scream and run off. thats agood.
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Jan 5 2004 7:52PM
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starky
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one time me and my friends replaced the cream filling in a hostess cupcake with ranch dressing and gave it to someone. they almost threw up
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Jan 5 2004 7:54PM
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michelle
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this one is kinda bad. duct tape someone who is sleeping in a sleeping bag to whatever they are sleeping on. like if they're sleeping on teh floor, duct tape the sleeping bag to the floor. So now the person is stuck in the sleeping bag and that is stuck to the floor. Then you run around screaming the house is on fire. They can't get up and start spazzing out because they actually think that the house is on fire. It works too. Kinda hard to be quiet about duct tape though. oh well.



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Jan 5 2004 7:57PM
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Astomp
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hook a davy crocket hat to a fishing pole. put it on the other side of the road. reel it across when cars drive by. thats good one. taped my friends eye shut with electric tape once. ooh this is a good one. tape an egg to fishing line. suspend it from a tree over the road and cars hit it and cant do anything. for best results color egg black.
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Jan 5 2004 7:57PM
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DizasterPE153
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yo adam, last year on the final day of school, 4 seniors saran wrapped the teacher bathroom toilets. they got caught but it didnt matter cuz they were outta there, sooooooo worth it. so many teachers wearin swishi pants from the athletic offfice cuz their own clothes got piss or shit all over.




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Jan 5 2004 8:03PM
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michelle
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Supposedly if you put a peice of bologna on a car the 'chemicals' or something in the bologna, peels off the paint on peoples car when they peel it off.
I did something really stupid to my family. All I did was switch the salt with meat tenderizer+sugar. o.o It tastes really disgusting.



East coast skiing - Sunday River
Jan 5 2004 8:13PM
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BeckaSki
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1. Find someone with a door that opens in. saran wrap the outside of the door, fill in the space with pakcing peanuts. wake them up, have digital camera and squirt guns (for good measure) handy for when they open the door.
2. Replace the matress from a bed with phone books.
3. Break into car, tie rope from the front two doors and the hatch (if it's a wagon) togehter really tight in the car. Get out one of the back doors, make sure back doors are locked.


Over time, most people experience life involving love, sufffering, compassion and an uspeakable drive for something new... for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there.
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Jan 5 2004 8:17PM
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downhiller52
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We had a big party last year and this 17 year old kid showed up....nobody knew who he was, so we got him totaly shity. He was so drunk, we colored him black with magic markers and superglued a big rubber dildo to his head like a unicorne. He couldn't get it off the next morning. He drove home like that and his mom had to take it off with fingernail polish remover!!!




Why do your skis curve up on both ends?
Jan 5 2004 8:52PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahahahaha
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Jan 5 2004 8:54PM
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B-Wald
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^hahahaha..

i'm still wonderin where you get shit colored gatorade thoguh..
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Jan 5 2004 8:57PM
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michelle
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Lmao, I love it.



East coast skiing - Sunday River
Jan 5 2004 8:58PM
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fulltiltrocker
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my town has a fabled homeless childmalestor named
Buttons and one night playing capture the flag everyone said they saw him so yah i got a hoddie and all this homie wear and walk tot he end of the street through backyards and started soming back
meanwhile two other men in on it started a big fight in the front getting everyone over there, when i was about 50 yards away someone yell and chaos broke out.
people above 13 crying : 3
below 13 : 5
babysitter called the cops and i laughed til i pissed my pants

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Jan 5 2004 9:18PM
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Bundo
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In college my dad had this RA who was a total jerkoff who would make everyoen shut their doors but he would leave his open and he was just a weird man. So when he left for the weekend my dad and a couple buddies put bricked in his door and then put drywall over the bricks to make it look exactly like the rest of the wall and then plastered it in and it looked like there was absolultly no door, like it was impossible to see the edges of the wall and shit. so the RA comes back to his room late one rainy night and its all dark and he goes to put the key in where his door is supposed to be and he just hits wall. so he searched around for a little and then looked really confused(said my dad) and then he finally found the edge of the drywall and peeled it down and then there wre bricks he had to get through and eventualy he did and got into his room. thats clever as hell and funny too.


buddy: yeah, I have no idea whats going on.

Bundo: yeah dude, girls are the worst thing to happen to guys but the best thing at the same time
Jan 5 2004 9:23PM
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Bundo
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oh yeah, i went to arctic winter games in 2000 for hockey in Whitehorse and there was this kid on our team who was a total dick to everyoen. he was a big guy who tried to intimidate everyone but it didn't work. so on one of the last days our coaches woke most of the kids on the team up kinda early and brought us to another room and there was an asrenal of duct tape, mustard, katschup, toothpaste, peanut butter, and pert plus shampoo. so we quiletly all surrounded his lower bunk and the coaches grabbed his arms and put them up on the posts and two of us duct taped his arms to the posts and then the coaches continued to hold him down and we duct taped his body and legs to the bed and then poured all that shit i said we had all over him, everywhere, he was a total mess, the mustard was the best part. everyone was just laughing at this huge jackass of a kid. it was great.


buddy: yeah, I have no idea whats going on.

Bundo: yeah dude, girls are the worst thing to happen to guys but the best thing at the same time
Jan 5 2004 9:27PM
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Irotate360
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my cousin put tabasco sauce in his sisters and her friends mouth while they were sleppen then ducttaped there mouth shut and hand cuffed them, then woke them up. funnies thing i have ever heard in my life





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Jan 5 2004 9:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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gave this kid apple juice and told him it was beer and he acted drunk the whole night.

not really but thats what I'm assuming would happen to the kid.

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Jan 5 2004 9:42PM
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Bundo
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oh, my buddies wanted to get a keg of non-alcoholic beer this year and have all the freshman drink out of it and the first freshman to act drunk/any freshman to act drunk would get paddled. but we ahvent' done it yet.


buddy: yeah, I have no idea whats going on.

Bundo: yeah dude, girls are the worst thing to happen to guys but the best thing at the same time
Jan 5 2004 9:52PM
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Adamskinick
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funny, my friend told me that at a friends camp some guy stuck his dick in another guys mouth when he was sleeping and the guy woke up, i heard he got kicked out, some sick shit, i thought it would be funny to rub vaseline over some kids face cause it takes so long to get that shit off, or poor apple juice in a cup, have a dude drink it and tell em its piss at like 4 in the mornin,
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Jan 5 2004 10:41PM
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lj5
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wow i love this thread, check out my new sig:

'my town has a fabled homeless childmalestor named
Buttons'
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Jan 6 2004 1:13AM
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thewavebb
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This only works on doors that open in. We do it at hotel/motels on trips. Get a trash can and fill it with water and lean it up against the door. Knock on the door, then run like hell. The person opens the door and the trash can tips into there room dumping water all over the place. One word of advice, make sure you dont use the trash can from your own room. they checked the rooms for missing cans and busted us the first time. Now we jack them from restrooms in the hotel or buy cheap ones from walmart.
mmmmmm snow goood
Jan 6 2004 7:56AM
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thewavebb
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heat up carmel and paint it on someones car. Then rip up toilet paper into small bits and throw it all over the car. the carmel acts like a glue and that TP isn't going anywhere.

Spread Crisco along the wiper blades.

Break into friends car, pour corn starch in the air vents. Make sure to turn the fan to high, when car starts that shit goes everywhere.

We go to parties with some four nice hand jacks for cars. jack the car up and put hay bails under the axels. tires look about 2 or so inches above ground. When the slightly intoxicated person want to go home they get in there car, put it into drive and they give it some gas. they have the most confused looks when they dont move.
mmmmmm snow goood
Jan 6 2004 8:05AM
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B-Wald
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there's this kid..that kinda hangs out with some of my friends..and he's annoying as hell..and a jackass..
so some of my friends decided to make him drink some piss..
they went to taco bell..and came back and were like 'dude..code red isn't anythign different than mountain dew..we mixed 'em together and it tastes exactly the same'..then one of my friends fake took a sip of it..and then handed it to derek..(the jackass one)..and he takes a huge sip of it..
needless to say..everyone busted out laughin..and when the kid asked why..one of 'em said 'man..that was 75% piss..'..derek acted like he was gonna puke..but i know he enjoyed it..
yeah..that wasn't that great of a story..sorry if you took the time to read it..
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Jan 6 2004 3:04PM
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manus
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Similar to one of my friends, at a party in another town, was cooking up some burgers on the grill, and a couple guys were going on and on about how people from my friends town were all punks, and all talk and generally trying to act all tough (and specifically mentioned my friend Mike, who they in fact did not know, only heard of), so my friend Mike took a beer can, went around the corner and pissed in it, and went back to the grill. He asked these guys if they wanted a burger (which they did), and suggested pouring some beer on em for flavor. They liked that idea, so Mike took the can of piss and right in front of the kids dumped piss all over their burgers, and then gave em to em.

Needless to say, they didn't find out till a couple hours later that they had enjoyed piss burgers served up by the same kid that they were bitching about.

Jan 6 2004 3:13PM
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Lanemeyers
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I've heard some funny ones....

Wait till some guy gets really fuckin drunk, cook a potato, and cram it up the guys ass, and asshole. When he wakes up in the morning, he'll think he shit his pants.

Or...

Someones passed out, take off his shoes and socks, and paint his feet silver. Then put his socks and shoes back on....



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Viva La Resistance!
Jan 6 2004 3:30PM
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SNOWMAN17
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my rfiends have pissed in a bottle one time and told this chick it was wine and she drank like 2-3 sips and didn't notice and we finally had to tell her because i think she wouldve drank the rest of it



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Jan 6 2004 5:17PM
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winterparksuks
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givin someone a drink and then kickin em in the balls

faking death is always fun






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Jan 6 2004 5:23PM
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winterparksuks
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you can do this one while skiing

when you and all your buddies are standing on waiting to drop in on the park get behind one of them when he pushes off click him out of his bindings he will fall right on his face

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Jan 6 2004 5:28PM
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Adamskinick
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the binding thing is great, yea there are so many good ones like drawin on em in marker when they are asleep cause what guy looks in the mirror right when they wake up, they go down to get sumptin to eat on the weekend and ohhh the laughter, im so gonna pull it. any good ones, im sleepin at a friends house for his party and we dont wanna wake his parents up, any good pranks that dont require a lot of noise? hes gonna be asleep? thanks
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Jan 6 2004 6:54PM
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Astomp
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*pee disks*
pee in a ice cube tray a little bit. flick under doors of rooms. oooh la la warm puddle of pee.
*you can fill a paper grocery bag with shaving cream or whip cream like half way then fold the open half and put it under a door crack having the half full on the outside. jump on it and it blows it all into the room.
*get rice krispies and like a side of card board slide it under the door at an angle so it slopes down to the door crack. get a blower dryer and blow dry the rice krispies into the room.
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Jan 6 2004 6:59PM
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Adamskinick
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thats funny, we just dont wanna make a big mess, we were thinkin dropping water like a drop wait till he opens his eyes and poor the whole fucking bucket on em, keeping all the water in the kids sleeping bag, or the duct tape to the floor is great but we gotta pre pull the tape or else it will be too loud
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Jan 6 2004 7:02PM
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k1ck3r1421
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Haha...Adamskinick somethin mad funny u could do is get his cologne or bring some of ur own or whatever then poor it on his feet when hes sleeping...then get a lighter and light him up lol...The flame goes out pretty quick so it wont hurt him

Jan 6 2004 7:07PM
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J.D.
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^No, pour it around him on the floor, something flammable that goes out quickly, then do the thing where you shout FIRE when its lit... better have a bucket of water ready just in case though.
Jan 6 2004 7:34PM
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Vtsnowski
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i moved my friends skis to another spout like 100 feet away, he freaked out and thought some one stole them. he went looking for some one to tell. then i put the skis back before he brought some one back to show where they were. then the guy got pissed at him. good stuff





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Jan 6 2004 8:11PM
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canadianhotchik
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I was at a party and this guy got wasted and passed out. We took a wiener from my friends freezer and stuck it in his mouth and then took pics with a digital camera and sent them to everyone. It was hilarious cuz he couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing at him the next day



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Jan 6 2004 8:38PM
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fulltiltrocker
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a classic one when ppl are asleep is to get a flashlight and a pillow.... shine the flashlight in their eyes and yell TRUCK! then immediatly whack them in the head witht the pillow
they freak out
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Jan 6 2004 8:53PM
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feezy
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I think the best is the packing peanuts and seran wrap on the outside of the door. I think the funniest thing is when you can find someone in a mummy sleeping and duct tape the top shut. Then tape the zippers together andhope to god the guy doesnt suffocate.


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Jan 6 2004 9:05PM
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Irotate360
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^^PURE FUCKIN GENIOUS, HOLY SHIT IS THAT A GOOD IDEA





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Jan 6 2004 9:43PM
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Adamskinick
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yo the cologne thing is money, im gonna do it but i dont wanna sinch the wooden floor or set off any alarms, i like all of em, the water trash can looks so easy and funny, its better if u do it in like a hotel cause it dont matter. or ah i got it, get ski masks cover ur face, duct tape his mouth shut so he wakes up, pretend ur gonna take him hostage, he will be so tired and out of it, the guy will prob think its for real, drag his ass outside and leave em tied up, wait 15mins and run out saying u called the cops and they left. that'll scare and piss the living fuck outa' him, then if u want blindfold em, and pour water, and say its piss
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Jan 6 2004 10:12PM
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tandan83
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put unopened cans of foam shaving cream in the freezer for like overnight or so til they're frozen solid then use a can opener and cut off the bottom of the can and put somewhere amusing. as it thaws the foam expands and takes up tons of space. ive put them in microwaves before and it'll fill up the microwave solid with foam. other good places include cabinets, drawers, and glove boxes. basically anywhere.
Jan 7 2004 4:05AM
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winterparksuks
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TRUUUUUUCK!!! haha gotta try that ahahahaha






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Jan 7 2004 10:38AM
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4skizzle
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all of these are pretty good. Try this it's really funny. While at the zoo grab soneones kid and throw it in to the crocodile cage and then just sit back and laugh while they scream and try to get their kid out.
Jan 7 2004 2:49PM
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clrumivier4life
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^Holy shit, thats fucking great.
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Jan 7 2004 3:24PM
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skiinjected
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SNOWMAN17 and i hotboxed a firends car thats a good one when there not there, vasoline on the windsheild or sex wax the windsheild, steal a friends keys and move there car to a different parking spot at school, ride 4-wheelers through school(that was done earlier this year)












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Jan 7 2004 8:17PM
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manus
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putting anti-freeze in someones window washer fluid is classic too, just don't do it when they have a long drive ahead of them, it really messes up the windsheild, and there's no nice way to drain it.

Jan 8 2004 10:30AM
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Astomp
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what does it do just smear around?
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Jan 8 2004 10:32AM
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manus
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and basically make it very difficult to see anything, and its a bitch to clean it off.

Jan 8 2004 10:50AM
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skisebski
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before christmas i got my teacher to sit on a thumbtack.




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Jan 8 2004 11:33AM
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moneybooter
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go to a drive thru restaurant and order the largest drink they have. then when the window person hands you the drink take off the top and yell FIRE IN THE HOLE then throw the drink in his face and drive away.
Jan 8 2004 2:14PM
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4skizzle
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^^hahahahahahahahahahahaha that's funny
Jan 8 2004 3:30PM
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