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Calling Out Subway

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Parkboy
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So I went to get a subway before heading to the library to study and I just got stabbed in the mouth by something after biting into my sandwich, it was like some sharp splintered piece of wood or something? I looked in the mirror and there's like this bloody prick mark under my tongue. What the fuck?
Jan 28 2009 6:15PM
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103859264
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wait.... your sandwich stabbed you?

what the fuck?

Jan 28 2009 6:17PM
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buchanan.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthrax
Jan 28 2009 6:20PM
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Parkboy
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Yeah shit happens when you least expect it, I sat down and took a bite out of my sandwich and all the sudden I feel something just sink in and stab me underneath my tongue
Jan 28 2009 6:21PM
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103859264
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shit son. hope u don't have anthrax :S
Jan 28 2009 6:47PM
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Aaaron.
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quiznos FTW.
that and 4 dollar foot longs from sheetz.
Jan 28 2009 6:50PM
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eastside
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anthrax is the second most common thing found in subway sandwiches that shouldn't be there behind aids.
Jan 28 2009 6:50PM
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Alexander_Keith
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I just lost a filling while eating a meatball sub 3 hours ago
Jan 28 2009 6:51PM
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-Mugatu
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was it toasted? maybe the bun hurt ya, it always happens to me, fuckin drains my sub hyphyness out.
Jan 28 2009 6:54PM
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103859264
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nice work
Jan 28 2009 6:55PM
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KravtZ
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subways is horrible i only eat there if i HAVE to the quality of it is so shitty and the enviroment for the most part is so dirty and just sucks for the extra 3 dollars ill go to a real deli where i can get atleast some form of good food
Jan 28 2009 7:01PM
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fdsa
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Word. Plus when you eat at a legit deli, you can skip the Subway Smell.

Awful
Jan 28 2009 7:11PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
yeah it was toasted, I have a hard time imaging it would be enough to pierce through my skin though. fuck i never imagined I would get attacked by my lunch haha
Jan 28 2009 7:15PM
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james44
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i dont konw about the subways where you live but i went into one in toronto and it was so shitty but here in vancouver all the subways are so clean and smell sooooo good, not to mention spicy italian sandwich is fucking bomb.
Jan 28 2009 7:21PM
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notomatoplz
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that sucks man. i think my town has the cleanest subway i have ever been too. but you musta gotten a 'subway newb' i made a thread on these creatures a while back. no fun.
Jan 28 2009 7:26PM
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Moonlight
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Hahah I just went back and read that, you made me lol everywhere.

and your name is notomatoplz

Jan 28 2009 7:31PM
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Download-My-Apps
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when I was 10 I found a thumb tac in my sandwhich, I accused a girl in my class.
Jan 28 2009 7:32PM
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ParkE
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SUE AND GET FREE SUBS FOR LIFE

Jan 28 2009 7:37PM
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charmander
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i like subway
Jan 28 2009 7:40PM
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DerekAreI
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did it have banana peppers on it? they pretty much send those things thru the slicer whole so a stem could have got you..happens to me a lot
Jan 28 2009 7:46PM
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DerekAreI
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did it have banana peppers on it? they pretty much send those things thru the slicer whole so a stem could have got you..happens to me a lot
Jan 28 2009 7:47PM
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fragglemuffin
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!!!!
Jan 28 2009 7:50PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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I usually like subway but now....awwwww man
Jan 28 2009 7:54PM
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Parkboy
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I emailed Subway headquarters and asked for some form of reimbursement
Jan 28 2009 8:11PM
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Blurst
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they better hook a brotha up with some free cookies. Shit always taste better when its free
Jan 28 2009 8:18PM
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Crack.
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or stolen
Jan 28 2009 8:26PM
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Parkboy
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hahah. i should buy some zotz candies and go back to that store foaming at the mouth demanding cookies
Jan 28 2009 8:26PM
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Funnel
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Word.  I went to Tahoe this summer to race Mountain Bikes and on the way there we stopped at a Subway.  I will never ever support them again.  They microwaved my Meatball sub to long and the sauce was cold, so I thought it was all good.  Well, I bit in and it was so hot I lost a whole layer of skin on the roof of my mouth.  It just peeled off instantly.  So when we had chips ahoy in the condo and they looked so good...... they sucked, hurt my mouth so bad.  Fuck Subway, never going there again.  I refuse to support them. 

My friends dad is the distribution manager for Saladino's.  It's a foodservice company and they supply Subway.  He tells me, his coworkers come back and eat Quiznos because they know Subway is so bad.  Sorry I wrote so much.
Jan 28 2009 8:27PM
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cofreeskier
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Subway is the worst...go to a real deli
Jan 28 2009 8:33PM
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sklermang
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gnomes with sharp objects hiding in your sub?
Jan 28 2009 8:37PM
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TotallyTrevor
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have you ever stolen a child?




good times
Jan 28 2009 10:05PM
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aculbs
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foot long sweet onion chicken terriaki ftw
Jan 29 2009 10:40AM
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baethoven
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Quiznos for life motha fuckas
Jan 29 2009 10:47AM
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KravtZ
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the quiznos in wistler is the best fucken quizsnos i have ever had in my life
Jan 29 2009 11:21AM
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Ryno
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$5 footlong from subway is a decent deal here
Jan 29 2009 11:44AM
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wh@t
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mmmmm live lobster.
Jan 29 2009 11:45AM
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gbirrd
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wierddd
Jan 29 2009 1:44PM
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eastside
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they have $5 footlongs in canada? because yours would cost less then ours.
Jan 29 2009 3:22PM
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Malcolm
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word!! i never thought of it like that
Jan 29 2009 3:47PM
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connoroh
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i
Jan 29 2009 3:54PM
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