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So I tried weed...

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Luckyscs
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So I came across this forum where this kid was asking questions about drugs. He wanted to try salvia but had not ever tried a single drug. People helped him out explaining that he needed to try weed first. The went into great detail how to actually go about buying, being covert and smoking it. They waited days to hear about his first time. This is what he posted.
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So I tried the weed...

My mom and sister went out for a few hours and I had a few hours to myself. I pull out the weed and the pipe I'm borrowing from my friend. I was going to make a bong but couldn't find everything I needed. The pipe didn't work that well because I couldn't find the lighter. So this resorted me to rolling it and smoking. I cut a piece of paper out, and put the weed in. I closed it up with some tape. I light it with the stove and walk outside. I smoked the whole thing and go back inside and change my shirt incase I was smelly. At first I didn't feel anything so I got on xbox and started playing gears of was with one of my friends. I told him what I just did and to tell me if I started sounding weird. After about 5 minutes I go to get my controlled I pick up my arms and the drop right back down. They felt so heavy. I force them up and start playing. The whole time my friend tells my I'm slurring my words but I'm not too bad. After half an hour of playing I got realy tired. I got off and watched some tv. After another half an hour I was out and sleeping.

And that is my story of getting high thefirst time. I'm not sure if I fully experienced getting high. I know I took in the full nug, but I feel like since I smoked it I didn't take it in the right way. Overall I didn't see what was great in it. I don't plan on doing it again too. I just don't see what's great about it.

Any tips? Anything I did too wrong?
Jan 20 2009 5:42PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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wait... you rolled up weed in like printer paper and sealed it with tape? how do your brain cells feel?
Jan 20 2009 5:45PM
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East.
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wait he smoked regular paper with tape? Hahahaha what the fuck, that thread obviously didn't tell him how to spin a J...
Jan 20 2009 5:45PM
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TheBeardedOne
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Wasn't the thread creator bro..
Jan 20 2009 5:46PM
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andrew.
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for starters, make sure you break up your nugs when you roll it, itll make it a little easier to inhale.  also, dont use tape, thats really dangerous to inhale.  third, its common to not feel that high your third time.  it sounds like you got a little bit that time through, but definitely try it again before you completely rule it out.  and remember, have fun!
Jan 20 2009 5:47PM
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andrew.
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^ just realized it wasnt the thread creator, im dumb.   replace all the "you"'s with "he"
Jan 20 2009 5:48PM
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Eastcoastskier09
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hahahahahahahaha
Jan 20 2009 5:48PM
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DirtYStylE
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haha regular paper with tape
Jan 20 2009 5:51PM
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Luckyscs
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He later admitted he rolled it with a post it note.
Jan 20 2009 5:52PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Tape and a Post-It note. Hmmmm. That's healthy.

Also, always carry a light with you because you never know when you might need it.
Jan 20 2009 5:55PM
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East.
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hahahah hopefully no one forgets to break up a nug before rolling... that'd just be retarded
Jan 20 2009 6:18PM
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Dr.Scholl
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hahaha i was shaking my head no the entire time i read this

i think he needs some help

Jan 20 2009 6:21PM
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jaylib
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hahhahahhaahahahaha
Jan 20 2009 6:25PM
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doritos
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Couple things...
1. You smoked it entirely wrong. That's part of it.
2. People VERY RARELY feel anything their first time. It takes a little stimulation for your cannibinoid receptors to become active.
3. Try it again. It's worth it. You'll know when you really experience it, believe me, it's hard to miss... and it's something you should try for real before you make that decision.

Good luck, man.
Jan 20 2009 6:27PM
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statuswhitegirl
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dude, if you used printer or looseleaf paper, that shit has chemicals in it, not that bad for you but it wont help, and the tape has glue and other chemicals in it, bad idea
Jan 20 2009 6:28PM
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Snowcase
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I'm surprised someone has called you all high for not reading the first lines.
Jan 20 2009 6:34PM
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andrew.
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youd be surprised, a friend of mine just found out he should do that.   he came up to me later and was like "dude, its sooo much easier to roll it and smoke".  hes pretty dumb.
Jan 20 2009 6:36PM
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UNREAL
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Haha shit my friend once rolled a j with tape and got a full hit of tape, and it didn't have the best outcome, he was flippin out for like 2 hours
Jan 20 2009 6:36PM
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doritos
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Hahahahahaha, oh wow, I sorta read that and then stopped caring and skipped to the rest.
Jan 20 2009 6:40PM
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Ski311
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reminds me of that scene in "how high"
Jan 20 2009 6:44PM
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scott-skis
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hahaha dude the tape probably fucked you up
just try it again with someone who knows what they are doing

Jan 20 2009 6:55PM
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VT_scratch
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wasntt the thread creator
Jan 20 2009 7:05PM
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Canuker
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hahaha this is gold, that kid could have atleats googled how to roll a joint or something

Jan 20 2009 7:09PM
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Casey
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I got the highest i've pretty much ever been my first time.. shit was crazy. Well, actually I think my second or third time I got highest, my buddy convinced me to smoke a j at lunch and i was gonna go back to 6th period but my eyes felt like they were like down to my stomach. I felt like a cartoon character, and then I got sick. Kind of sucked.
Jan 20 2009 7:10PM
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doublexl
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its ok, words are hard.
Jan 20 2009 7:16PM
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BEARS.
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for me it was last friday. i smoked 5 bowls in 2 hours. the next day my friend told me (because i couldnt remember a thing) that on the bus i fell asleep standing up and started sleep talking. everyone was terrified and got of the bus. the other story was i had a bag of chips. i thought i was eating them for like an hour, but turns out i was just sticking my hand into the bag, not pulling out a chip and thought i was eating it.
Jan 20 2009 9:21PM
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BigRodRiley
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hahahah that is funny
Jan 20 2009 11:59PM
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soulskier
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""i got off" and watched some tv"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jan 21 2009 12:05AM
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RAWLAN
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haha last friday i was up until six in the morning trying to catch a fuckin bobcat type thing at this one guys house who id never met
Jan 21 2009 12:06AM
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Ski4frnt4445
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keep smoking till you get high.. it took me 4 times and once i got high i fell in love...

Jan 21 2009 12:06AM
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Howie07
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well i think i might know something wrong with that whole situations... youre an idiot haha
Jan 21 2009 12:42AM
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WH3R3
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1. smoke out of a bong
2. you get a lot higher the 2nd time (atleast i did)
3. Do something else: nature walk(awesome), listen to music(fucking awesome), trampoline (fucking amazing)
Jan 21 2009 1:23AM
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Howie07
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go cliff jumpin !!
Jan 21 2009 1:29AM
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hartig
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ahhhh, i see what you did there
Jan 21 2009 1:48AM
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smuggsVT
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well dont use printer paper ever again.  its almost as bad for you as using tin foil
Jan 21 2009 11:25AM
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uh_lis_uh
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smoke again with a good pipe. i didn't feel it until my 3rd time but its definitely worth doing. you will know when you get high for the first time. its glorious
Jan 21 2009 11:41AM
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romerider50
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salvia is insane, if you do ever try it. nothing like smoking weed
Jan 21 2009 12:48PM
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colin13
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i dont understand why so many people manage to read to story but not that part.
Jan 21 2009 12:57PM
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Stan_Darsh
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^true story.. even if it does only last 15 minutes, i have no idea how that shits legal
Jan 21 2009 12:57PM
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doritos
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Haha I remember hearing on some radio show that salvia was quickly becoming the new weed because "weed is illegal and kids will do anything to get high these days"... some dumb fucking mom tweaking shit, as usual. Like you're so fucking dumb, when I get home from a long day of school and work I want to laugh and relax for an hour, not go on a mind-beinding trip for fifteen minutes. Stupid people...
Jan 21 2009 1:03PM
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sportbook
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smoke a bong and go play in traffic that is the best way to experience getting high,  no but seriously once you get it right and do get high (took me atleast 4-5 times of trying till i got baked, thank bong) you will absolutely fall in love
Jan 21 2009 1:24PM
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Howie07
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i agree, salvia is insane
Jan 21 2009 1:52PM
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the_shitty_K2s
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And it was fucking awsome wasnt it!!
Jan 21 2009 1:56PM
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Slinger1x1
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First time, me and my friend made a water bottle bong, i actually got incredibly high. it was the weirdest feeling to when it hit me, all the sudden my vision was choppy and i wasnt paying attention to anything my friend was saying

Second time, i smoked a joint, it was so much better, and then me and my friends went back to my friends house, we got sandwiches from a local 24/7 deli, and they also got ice cream. i ate half a carton, my friend ate an entire pint of vinilla

Thid time, ate a brownie before a concert. This was some crazy shit. i was sooooo out of it, i wasnt like giggly, talking high, i was like, not paying attention to the music, facing the wrong way high. I was just being pushed and pulled by the rest of the crowd, and it lasted for like 6 hours too.
Jan 21 2009 4:05PM
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uh_lis_uh
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salvia is really really intense. when i did it, it scared the shit out of me. it was cool cuz i saw some sweet visuals at first but it was a little scary too and i felt wicked paranoid. i don't recommend it but to each his own
Jan 21 2009 4:13PM
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baethoven
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hahaha shits funny. so the piece didn't work cause the lighter didn't work... makes sense. OR you could find a diffrent lighter.
Jan 21 2009 4:52PM
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doritos
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That's weird, my friend's first time was also out of a plastic bottle bong and he got blitzed, one of the few people I know who got high his first time. Correlation ain't causation, but maybe something about those things caters to early smokers...? He was in a hot tub though, I guess that prolly had something to do with it.
Jan 21 2009 4:59PM
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bhill2.0
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until you take a bongload with salvia on the bottom, crispy nug on top with a spot of hash oil. I seriously thought I smoked some superman shit and was going through those tubes in mario.


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Jan 21 2009 5:09PM
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skierdudeguy
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well mad +k anyway for (trying to) be nice and helpful
Jan 21 2009 5:34PM
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JC_Nolan
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hahahhaha tramps can be dangerous ahhahaha i was out of it this one tim, and we started trampin. so i get on take a few bounces and im getting mad altitude and then im like allright lets go for a backflip, on to this stick it pad. so a throw it and just stop hahah i get like half way and land on my head hahhaha mad funny
Jan 21 2009 5:54PM
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Pirruccio
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I could feel my blood moving through my vains.
Jan 21 2009 7:35PM
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