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Funny thing at school

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Eastcoastskier09
Posts: 197 - Karma: 8
k so today i was walking down the hallway and everyone was crowded around the handicapped bathroom for boys and girls. I asked wut everyone was doing and they told me to go look in the toilet. I went in and looked. and there was the biggest turd i have ever seen. it was like a football round. then the pricipal came and stopped everyone from taking pictures with there cameras.
hahahahahaha
Jan 15 2009 8:56PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
Wow, must of been a slow day on the playground.

j/k

Pics or it didnt happen.
Jan 15 2009 8:59PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
and we need a precise measurement in Courics. as in Katie Courics. i doubt it'll break the record.
Jan 15 2009 9:09PM
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Mooserz
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Its got nothing on Bono
Jan 15 2009 9:11PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
bahaha so pointless
Jan 15 2009 9:16PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
the best part of that episode

"SHARON! I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST SHIT EVER, COME LOOK AT IT"
"Jesus Christ Randy"
Jan 15 2009 9:16PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
not even close. you'd have to be at PF Changs every day for the next 6 months, while eating kim chi on the side to equal Bono. and thats if you even survive.
Jan 15 2009 9:17PM
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Dumont92
Posts: 209 - Karma: 9
cool story
Jan 15 2009 9:25PM
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Faggghkxd
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thats so fucking weird an extremely similar thing happened at my school today but much more fucked up. someone takes these GIANT i mean giant shits in the girls bathrooms all over the school and never flushes. this mysterious person commits these crimes very often and today she(or he) left her mark again. every one went in the girls bathroom it smelled sooooo bad and it was massive at least 2,000 courics. to this day we dont know who the phantom pooper is
Jan 15 2009 9:28PM
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macvid
Posts: 425 - Karma: 11
ah man i miss those funny things at public school man those were the days.
Jan 15 2009 9:30PM
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Steezasaurus
Posts: 796 - Karma: -53

^^phantom pooper, ++k for making us laugh

we had the entire lax team take shits they hekd in all day in one toliet w/o flushing. Nastiest thing you will ever see, smell and adhere to.

Jan 15 2009 10:46PM
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