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Will you marry me?

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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Are there any American girls here that don't mind being used. I want a green card so I can work in the US. I'm superficial, a bit of a prick, and I'll probably cheat on you if I get the chance, but I'm honest and if I get a good job I'll buy you nice stuff. Oh yeah. And you don't even have to talk to me if you don't want to.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 30 2003 6:48PM
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DSpin_9
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
haha, good luck man
Dec 30 2003 6:50PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
if it helps, i would if i was a girl
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Dec 30 2003 6:51PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
ya, maybe if I move to mass I will, cuase gay marriage is (kinda) legal there.
Pat Melvin
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Dec 30 2003 7:16PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
^ hahahahahahahaha gay marriage

-Matty
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Dec 30 2003 7:55PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I volunteer so long as you don't object to me persuing other relationships!





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 30 2003 9:24PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
hahahahaha! 'id probly cheat on you if i got the chance' i like you.. if i were american id be up for it, too bad im not


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Dec 30 2003 9:51PM
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KapitolPhoto
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 3,025
alright, i'll say the exact opposite and state that i am willing to be used by any hot foreign women for entrance into the US. I know, i know, it might be difficult but i'll take up the burden...

i'm even close to the canadian border, i go to school in burlington vt
yup...
Dec 30 2003 10:07PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
do green card gay 'marriage' in the states that allow gay marriage work?



'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Dec 31 2003 12:28AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Jay I'll marry you but only under a few conditions. We must move out to the left coast; we must ski/ride every chance we get; we must live very very very close to a huge mountain; AND we must have a fire place. Think you can handle that?




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Dec 31 2003 1:05AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Deal Tiffy!
YAY! I'm going to be an American.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 31 2003 1:29AM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
congratulation! another happy marriage thanks to NS!!!
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*
Dec 31 2003 1:31AM
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CanadianSkierGirl
Posts: 75 - Karma: 10
yay! that make sme feel great! ns= best dating site on earth!
Dec 31 2003 1:34AM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
I buy you nice things girl, I buy you corndogs
Dec 31 2003 1:35AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
jay wants to be an american?????? why jay why!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 31 2003 3:29AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I can't find a job here. I figure a green card will give me a better chance of not being an unemployed bum.
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Dec 31 2003 11:09AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Ha, if only I was. I'm another 18 year old girl. Jay seems to like those.
Jay if we got married you'd get your citizenship, not just a green card, silly billy!




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Dec 31 2003 12:49PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Yay legal! Yay full citizenship! This is turning out better than I had hoped. And can you blame me for liking 18 year olds. At least I'm not a pedophile.... oh wait.
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Dec 31 2003 2:57PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
A booby loving pedophile at that. But there is a little bad news. I want to go to college and the school I want to go to is in Canada.....




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Dec 31 2003 3:05PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
you should move to New Jersey. the 'garbage state'.
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Dec 31 2003 3:21PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Couldn't you have a Canadian citizenship on account of our marriage? And wouldn't that make it easier and cheaper for you to go to UBC? If we can both had a dual citizenship this really does wrap up in a neat little package.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 31 2003 4:32PM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
you're always thinking aren't you, my hubby!




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Dec 31 2003 5:37PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I'm all over it
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Dec 31 2003 6:53PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
you can have my sister....shes 14...but w/e
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-kevan
Dec 31 2003 6:53PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
this is funny.....one of my friends actually married an indian (from india) girl just so she could get out of the country and get her citizenship.....her family paid my friend $5000!

btw if any canadian chicks are up for it i'm looking for the same deal as jay except switched around. let me know if you're interested!



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Dec 31 2003 6:54PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
same here...cuz u cant have all the soviet canaukistanies
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-kevan
Dec 31 2003 6:58PM
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