first day rituals

one weekend a year..? man thats gotta suck
-Ira
*NORTHEAST CULT*

no three days this weekend, then at least 6 times to a smaller mountain and maybe back to the big one a few more times

First one on the lift, last one off.

rituals anyone? im curious, and if they're drug related please dont post

First one on the lift, last one off.

haha^.................... shit





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are u a boy or a girl?
oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever
-MARIAH

I usually have big plans for streatching, sacrificing children to snow gods, and so on but the last two seasons I have just gone out and killed it all day untill I couldn't stand up and then had someone drag me back to the car at the end of the day. Cliffs, cornices, park reguardless of conditions. It gets all the pent up agression which has been building all summer out.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)

^^^yo wuts up my brother i sacrifice pidgeons but same thing right hahahahahahahahaa thats great
\usually i try to bust a 3 on my first day somewhere or get the last lift on opening day





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I lost control of my anus...--alpentalik

ilove the smell of napalm in the morning...snow smells good too

yea i bust a 3 my first day. so i dont feel like a failure. and before comps, i talk to my penis. well not really, but i like to yell shit really loud.
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Ontario represent.

NS Skaters Cult

only first day ritual i can think of is trying to clog one of killington's shitters.

first i just do a bunch of drugs and scream and shit, then i leave my house, i get in the car and do more drugs and scream and shit, then i take off and start driving and of coarse scream and shit and do more drugs, then i get there and sit in my car and do more drugs and scream some more, then i go ski and scream and do more drugs all day.






“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan

first i pop some acid cuz u KNOW that shits tight
then i smoke a few bowls and punch out my old lady
on the way to the mountain i stop off in the slums and go hobo-bowling in my pickup
at the mountain i shoot up a lil heroin and elbow an old woman in the mouth
then i slip a lil E in some hot girls drink and im set for the night
oh ya, and then i do more drugs
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hows the view from sugar heaven bitch?

hey farva, whats that restaurant with all that shit on the walls and the mozarella sticks?
Shenanigans?

do u know what i pulled u over for?
littering and..uh..littering and..uh..littering and..uh..littering and smokin the reefer

liscense and registration please...chickenfuck