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LOTR SUX

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SkiFree_MT
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thhose movies suck so bad. holy shit seriously, they are pointless
Dec 25 2003 11:38PM
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Mykel
Posts: 1560 - Karma: 84
they depicted the novel well. As a stand alone...they also are amazing....can't say any more than has been said.


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Dec 27 2003 12:30AM
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B-Wald
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'you jizz goblin'..hahahahahahahah..holy shit..best thing i've ever read in my life..
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Dec 27 2003 12:54AM
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Ski-hobo
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they where good,. but there are better movies out. It takes a simple mind to be entertained by LOTR.


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Dec 27 2003 1:28AM
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JayDC7
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you suck threadmaker



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Dec 27 2003 9:54PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
your a jizz mop and your moms a jizz mopper
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Dec 28 2003 1:44AM
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canonrider
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everyone has the right to there opinion, i didnt like em either... soooo boring to me. but definatly a well made flick, props to the director.... sick visuals and effects
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Dec 28 2003 5:00PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
aoe is an idiot. it takes a simple mind not to understand lotr, because you cant get past the elves and magic and such, no imagination i deem you
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Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Dec 28 2003 8:29PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
they are the best movies ever... everything about them is cool
Dec 29 2003 3:13PM
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dawilltoski
Posts: 1649 - Karma: 10
reading the book helps you better understand and makes the movies better than they already are.


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Dec 29 2003 5:04PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i never read the book and i understand it pretty darn good


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Dec 29 2003 5:38PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
People just understand the plot, not the subtleties. But overall Tolkein didn't think people should HAVE to understand the subtleties, it was purely a story for the sake of the story, it didn't need some deep message about the real world. Still, if you get past the surface it's more enjoyable.
Dec 29 2003 8:08PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Krongos AOE said he liked the movie. Why does that make him an idiot?

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Dec 29 2003 8:32PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i got the wrong name my bad
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Dec 29 2003 10:13PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
man this is like if someone told me propaganda sucked
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Jan 1 2004 1:21AM
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nzskiier
Posts: 143 - Karma: 10
Theyre the best movies ever because
A)Peter Jackson made them
B) They were made in the great land of Aotearoa
(New Zealand)
3)Theyre just so fucken good
Jan 1 2004 3:21AM
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KootenayGuy
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u guys just have a short attention span
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Jan 1 2004 5:17AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
propagand is the best ski movie by far. also the short attention span thing is quite right i think
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jan 1 2004 6:55PM
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NCJK
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
LOTR movies fucking kick ass i should beat the shit out of you for even doubting their greatness I should just bust out and go Gimli on your ass right now


Jan 2 2004 11:48PM
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rhcp
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ski-hobo, whats your idea of a movie that entertains the enlightened mind? rush hour perhaps?
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Jan 3 2004 12:17AM
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MistaSkier
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A simple mind? That's complete shit. In order to understand everything about the movies, including the complex storyline, symbolism, character development, etc., you need a little more than a simple mind.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Jan 3 2004 1:13AM
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Ds91260
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iliked pirrrateas o fthe acariedbaian




It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
Jan 3 2004 2:24AM
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Naturalbornskier
Posts: 2514 - Karma: 8
the return on the king will ndoubtedly be the best film of the year...i think these are some of the best films since like...the matrix. the series kept getting worse..but the LOTR series kept getting better. To bad that JR Tolkien dudeisnt still alive..head be fucking reaping the fruits of his labor.



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Jan 3 2004 3:28PM
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Naturalbornskier
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ok...and i suck at typing



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Jan 3 2004 3:28PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
star trek sucks
Jan 3 2004 3:40PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
except he wouldnt because the tolkien estate owns nothing of the movie rights. and yeah it was the best movie of the year. also the best movie of the decade, century and millenium and all other milleniums
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jan 3 2004 6:01PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
If J.R.R. Tolkien were still alive, he wouldn't have let the movies get made though.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Jan 3 2004 6:01PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
They did a really good job of keeping the movies like the books. The only movie that did a better job of that was Harry Potter. Takes 2 hours to read the book and 2 hours to watch the movie.

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Jan 3 2004 11:57PM
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Mattman
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you suck!
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Jan 4 2004 12:21AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
too bad there won't be a fourth one....i'd like to see how frodo's sword does against those nasty jizz goblins



-Strode



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Jan 5 2004 2:00AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
as the great gandalf once put it, 'eat my taint!'
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-Steve

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Jan 6 2004 8:29PM
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tito_skier
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i think they are some of the best movies to come around in the last ten years
fricken sweet
and they will be sweet forever
Jan 10 2004 8:57AM
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NCJK
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
LOTR ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 10 2004 3:26PM
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Infantz16
Posts: 542 - Karma: 10
this thread is inherently wrong. LOTR=best movie ever.


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Jan 10 2004 3:48PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
hes right you know
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jan 10 2004 7:47PM
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alpinecowboy84
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son,

why don't you just make the following threads:
9/11 kicked ass, skiing is for faggots, jessica alba is hideous... cause those will also get you the negative attention that you crave oh so badly.


the white n word
Jan 13 2004 4:51AM
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