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Worst drunk story ever!!!

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*Neil
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So it was my friend stefans b-day and we went to a bar. 80bucks later from my pocket, and hundreds of dollers later from everyones pocket but the b-day boys i was smashed off my ass. anyway i remeber getting in my friends car to go home, then i cant remeber shit. my friends told me when i got home i randomly took off my close then i watched tv with them for a while in my boxers and a shirt. then once i left the basment to go to my room i dont no what happend cuz i stil cant remeber this and they stayed in the basment.
all i know is after i left the basmentbut the next thing i remeber is being totaly naked in my parents closet in there room and my dad was knocking on the dooor. I was so smashed i didnt no what to do so i held the door shut and responded to his question of 'are u in there?' with the anser 'no'... not wanting him to see me naked i quickly went through my moms wore drobe in the closet putting on the 1st peace of clothing that would cover my balls, one of her dresses.... i opend the dooor and remeber running away i guess to my rooom, but i cant remeber what happend after i started to run out of my parents room. Anyway the next morning i wope up in a dress with puke all over my bedroom floor. At 1st i thought it was a dream but then i noticed i had a dress on. Ya i am quiting drinking now...
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Dec 24 2003 2:52PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahhhahahahahah..........ha


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Dec 24 2003 2:55PM
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B-Wald
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hahahahahahahha..that's awesome..
sure..i guess you can say that you were way trashed..but you still put on a dress man..

hah..that musta been an interesting conversation with yer parents after that one..
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Dec 24 2003 2:58PM
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spin
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best drunk story ever
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Dec 24 2003 2:59PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that's one of the best stories i've heard in a while


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Dec 24 2003 3:02PM
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Melvs
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see kids, drinking CAN be fun...
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Dec 24 2003 3:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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so what did your parents say

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Dec 24 2003 3:11PM
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freeskiBC
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haha didnt expect it to be such a good story but u were right, that is the worst thing that could happen wen youre drunk
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Dec 24 2003 3:20PM
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aoe
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hahahahahahaha thats gold man.





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Dec 24 2003 3:24PM
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*Neil
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my parents made fun of me when my friends were there.. but then when i was alone my mom just said she was worried about me cuz it wasnt the 1st time stuff liked this happend, and that i should take care of my self... thats preaty much it
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Dec 24 2003 3:28PM
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rebel
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That's fuckin' awsome man. Not a good enough reason to quit drinking, but fuckin' awsome.
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Dec 24 2003 4:59PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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hahahahahahhhahahahahaha, fucking awesome.
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Dec 24 2003 5:09PM
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KootenayGuy
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haha your crazy
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Dec 24 2003 5:17PM
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five0
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i love this site so damn much..haha
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Dec 24 2003 5:39PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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hahahahahahhaha that's great





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Dec 24 2003 5:44PM
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west
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Yah thats a pretty good story.




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Dec 24 2003 5:45PM
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skierdudeguy
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well, now that your parents dont love you anymore i bet you feel sad... or not


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Dec 24 2003 6:07PM
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WIfreeskier
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ahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhhhaahahaha

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Dec 24 2003 6:10PM
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johnnypsunami
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hahahahahaha, shitty man, i bet you were wishing it was a dream eh?









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Dec 24 2003 9:06PM
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shorty_T
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hahahahahahahahahaha, yay! you made me laugh!
i can't believe you said no to your dad! how sad!
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Dec 24 2003 9:18PM
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freeskiing04
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oh man a dress.hahahahahaha thats good
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Dec 24 2003 9:21PM
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jizack
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so that wasnt the first time you wore your moms prom dress?






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Dec 24 2003 9:57PM
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SkeeOrDye
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ive had nightmares like that, minus the dress. im usually pretty smart when im drunk though
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Dec 24 2003 10:06PM
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SkeeOrDye
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...to an extent
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Dec 24 2003 10:06PM
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dilla_says_go
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funny shit son.
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Dec 24 2003 10:10PM
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C.Royce
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hahahhahahahahhahahahaha....im not in here!!!!
Dec 24 2003 10:16PM
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P-JO
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hahah.. awesome, next time, get even MORE trashed, and have your friends videotape it all, and send it to Americas most funniest videos on ABC!!!

Your parents are probably more worried about your cross dressing obsession than you drinking too much.




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Dec 24 2003 10:35PM
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*Neil
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im sexy
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Dec 25 2003 4:12PM
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freeskiing04
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well ud have to be ur a pimp
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Dec 25 2003 5:23PM
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alex_uk
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Jesus, I thought my dads friend blowing a few hundred quid on his CC was bad, but that is really humiliating aswell. Nice one.
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Dec 25 2003 6:17PM
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bigtreefallhard
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hahah thats awesome

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Dec 25 2003 9:14PM
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P-JO
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'my dads friend blowing a few hundred quid on his CC was bad'

^what the hells that mean?




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Dec 25 2003 9:21PM
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shorty_T
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^ that's exactly what i as just thinking P-Jo
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Dec 25 2003 9:22PM
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five0
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it means he was just checkin the uhh endline on the uhh rotary gerder...yeah im retarded
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Dec 25 2003 9:27PM
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P-JO
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rrriiiightt...




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Dec 25 2003 9:30PM
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shorty_T
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i don't get it
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Dec 25 2003 9:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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whos your favorite little rascle? is it alfalfa... or is it spanky? hehe, sinner.
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Dec 26 2003 2:07AM
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five0
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crystal knows what im talkin about!
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Dec 26 2003 9:04AM
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cj
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this dude will make you drink.



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Dec 26 2003 12:00PM
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1080chick
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great story!
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Dec 27 2003 12:23AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahhaah dude thats killer..last time i got drunk it was at my exgirlfriends xmas party and i ended up cleaning her kitchen for no apparent reason...
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Dec 27 2003 6:34PM
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alex_uk
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P-Jo, I mean he got drunk and ran up a few hundred pounds (its like money, only English) on his credit card (quid=pound, cc= Credit card)
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Dec 27 2003 9:41PM
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shorty_T
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hahaha, i get it. dude, you have to speak american skier in order for us to understand you.
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Dec 27 2003 10:18PM
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3ski6guy0
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hahahahahha, thats really funny. what did your parents say in the morning?
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Dec 27 2003 10:47PM
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ECM
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hahaha
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Dec 27 2003 10:59PM
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SkierDave
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eeeem, did the dress make u look fat?
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Dec 28 2003 12:12AM
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*Neil
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Well, i didnt quit.
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Oct 23 2004 9:43AM
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FUUUCK
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^right on dude
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'i went to most of my college classes stoned, took most of my tests stoned, and wrote just about all of my papers stoned. i graduate in december with higher than a 3.0 GPA from a major university, and if i was going to my graduation ceremony, i'd be stoned. but instead of wasting my time there, i'll probably be at one of the seven ski resorts i have a pass to, and i'll probably be stoned. i was also stoned when i got both of my ski passes. i can afford two passes becausehave a job. where i can get stoned at any time. plus i can make enough money that i only need to work three days a week, leaving more time to ski and get stoned.'
Oct 23 2004 9:59AM
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skiierman
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Hahahahaha nice one dude. Sounds like your rents are pretty chill with you drinking.



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Oct 23 2004 10:00AM
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Bangor
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ahahhaahahah, that's the hardest i've laughed since wisdom teeth & constipation............

aaaahaha, i can just see it......
'boy, you in there!??!'
'ugghhhh, NO.'
'ummmmm, yeah, can you come out of there?'
and out comes neil running in a nowhere-near-straightline for his room in a dress........

BAAAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!
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Oct 23 2004 2:48PM
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k2yeags
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ha ahaha thats a great story

rough night?
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