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I hate xmas

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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Yeah that's right, I HATE xmas because it's so bullshit. I hate the decorations, I hate the presents, I hate that I have to see people that are in my family. The only thing I like is seeing my friends, because we're always drunk. If I knew you, I'd probably hate you too. Fuck xmas. Yeah, I said it: FUCK XMAS.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
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Dec 24 2003 4:15AM
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flanker
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 11
This is my first Christmas away from everyone and everything.
No friends, no family, and it sucks dude.
I wish I was in Canada for Christmas. Nothing I'd want more than sit around with family, relatives, my girly and enjoy a Christmas dinner. Have a party with my friends afterwards.
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Dec 24 2003 4:24AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I wish they called xmas 'get together with people you think don't suck day', cuz that would make it much better.

Now, in response to Flanker: I guess you don't know what you have till it's gone, eh?



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
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Dec 24 2003 4:34AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
just be happy man. Good god, you sound like you got some serious issues. Maybe you don't, maybe you just hate everything in life. I just don't see how anyone could hate the holidays.
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Dec 24 2003 8:47AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
christmas is great, all the jesus talk is bullshit tho


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 24 2003 10:07AM
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rshackleford
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^ Ya we need to take christ out of christmas

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Dec 24 2003 10:11AM
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destruction
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What the hell are you guys talking about. It's because of Jesus that we celbrate the Holiday. I'm sure you know the story.
Dec 24 2003 10:16AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
^hardly anyone celebrate the jesus part of christmas anymore.

My parents are always fighting at christmas. It sucks.

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Dec 24 2003 10:23AM
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Maximumsushi
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If we took ''Christ'' out of Christmas, it would just be ''mas''. That's a pretty stupid name.
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Dec 24 2003 10:36AM
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destruction
Posts: 643 - Karma: 11
How do we not celebrate the Jesus part of Christmas anymore? It's the day Christ was born so we're celebrating his birthday. How would you like it if your family and friends didn't celebrate your birthday...then again you didn't die to repent for the sins of mankind.
Dec 24 2003 10:44AM
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skisebski
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christmas is now commercial, its the most expensice holiday of the year and people spend the most during this holiday,




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Dec 24 2003 10:47AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i dont think about jesus at all at christmas, why would i?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 24 2003 10:51AM
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thewavebb
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Dont be dissing Jesus, diss santa. Jesus is real and there are millions of people that celebrate christmas for its intended purpus. All you spoiled kids complaining about christmas neeed think about whats important in life.
mmmmmm snow goood
Dec 24 2003 11:25AM
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JackieChan
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Ditch Christmas, it's a Festivus for the rest of us.
Dec 24 2003 11:30AM
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wolfmansbro
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i accully agree with you about christmas sucking so much. first off my mom is always in her bitchest mood of the year because she is always complaining about all the christmas shopping and wrapping presents. then when i ask her if she wants help, she always says she is finished (Which even though she isnt) and i cant help her because she always does it when i am at school. then both my parents start complaining about how much money they are spending and how many bills there are. then to top it all off, monday i help my parents out by working extra hours at our family store because there was some work that needed to be finished. so i worked those extra hours and asked if i could go skiing on tuesday. they said no to me because they didnt want to spend the extra money, even though i pay for my lift ticket and gas money and car payments so they arnt spenind a cent on it. so anyways i have my 2 friends waiting in my car ready to go and my mom still says i cant go for no reason at all. then she says i cant even drive my friends home. that they have to have there rents come and pick them up. i told her that was bullshit, so out of the goodness in my heart i offer to drive them home, then when i get home my dad takes away my car and my cell phone because i didnt listen to my mom. so now i cant go get christmas presents for my rents because they took my truck away. which really pisses me off because i just bought that truck and i am paying $550 a month in finance charges. YEAH SO MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Dec 24 2003 11:45AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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that sucks man. chrismtas brings out the worst in everyones parents it seems.

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Dec 24 2003 11:50AM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
i wish that we could just get back to worrying more about being happy and with our family then putting so much damn pressure on buying gifts. christmas as nothing to do with what its suppose to be, everyone is just pissed off because off all the money that we have to spend. i say get rid off all the presents and lets all just be happy :)
Dec 24 2003 12:14PM
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icecreamsandwich
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my mom has baked christmas cookies everyday since i can remember, and this year she decided that she did not want to make cookies, just cake, gross fruitcake. no one likes fruitcake. and my fish is about to die. this is not the happiest christmas of my life.


and on thinking about jesus.....i dont think about him at all on christmas....as lateralis said ....why would i?


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Dec 24 2003 12:34PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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then again you didn't die to repent for the sins of mankind

neither did jesus.
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Dec 24 2003 12:37PM
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big_jibbin
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yeah festivus is way sweeter than christmas
Dec 24 2003 12:57PM
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master_hucker
Posts: 375 - Karma: 10
i get off school... so i mean ne holiday i get off for is great



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Dec 24 2003 1:02PM
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720skiguy
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i agree with jib_this. the only good part is theres no school and that means more skiing
Dec 24 2003 1:04PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Oh peanuts do the holidays sucks. A couple days ago my sister OD's (she's okay now), my father finds out he has a herniated esophogus, and my mother has gone haywire because of those two thing. And I had the flu, and now still have strepp, a sinus infection-- and bruised ribs because I suck at skiing. Not to mention my boss who is an awessome man had something along the lines of a kidney failure the other day, so he's in the hospital and all the work schedules are fucked. I hate the holidays. I hate getting gifts, the things that make me happy are just seeing friend, and having a good time it sucks when it gets to commercial. I just hate christmas. I don't mind not having school for three weeks though.





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Dec 24 2003 1:18PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
my parents are the most idiotic people on the planet, its not even funny. I tell them how to take the tree in while i get the turkey ready. 'yes, we allready know that.' 5 seconds later, they are stuck, there is a huge mess everywhere, and the tree is in the opposite direction. I said 'why doesnt anybody listen to me', and this is what boggles my mind 'if you made any sense we would listen to you.' WTF?!?!?
When i'm decorating the fallen apart tree, i put on the lights first, and i ask my grandma who is staring at me, to help out my mom, because not only is it freaky, its fucking annoying. So instead, she goes over on the stairs, and still stares at me, this time releasing barage after barage of farts, and simply staring at me. I ask her politley to leave, and she freaks out at me.
My sister steals my keys, takes my car, (she has her own keys, and i get locked outside my house, while my dad is downstairs totally oblivious to my ringing the doorbell, and knockin on the basement windows.
i ask my mom for a consensus on the tree, and told her not to touch it because at that point in time, it was very unstable. So what does she do? Touches it, and i repeat for her not to touch it, then the whole tree falls down, and she yells at me. I told her before, i needed to put another screw into the base.
my family is a bunch of grown-ups acting like little kids, who are not only stupid, but incredibly arrogant.
i hate xmas.


so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA
Dec 24 2003 2:24PM
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linemaverick540
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dude everyone needs to just calm down and celebrate christmas and be happy. if presents streess you out too much, dont get them, if wrapping stresses you, throw towels over them. buy the cookies for like 2$. Man everyone shoudl be happy and excited not crying because of stress. unless its somethign ineveitable (laurens case)


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Dec 24 2003 2:42PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
same thing for me petek, the tree had already fallen and me and my dad were fixing it so we get it back up and i walk back a tad to see if its straight and i tell you him its leaning a bit to one side so we fixed that then we had to cut some little branches at the top so the angel thingy would fit and he was cutting them hard and i told him it was gonna fall but noo he didnt listen either and kept on cutting like he was and yep, the tree fell again so we put it back up and it seemed stable to him and he was all happy and rubbing it in my face about it until i said it was leaning again and was gonna fall so i went to take a piss and while i was pissing i heard some swearing and the tree had fallen again, fucken parents never listen


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Dec 24 2003 2:43PM
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spin
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i just love people who bitch about their parents bitching, wake the hellup and listen to what yor saying. your just like the parents youre so pissed at
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Dec 24 2003 3:12PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
it's sad to think people can't enjoy the holidays, because it's definitly cool to not like your parents.
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you're all so worthless
Dec 24 2003 3:16PM
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-SicYo-
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I agree with martin. Calm the hell down everyone. Your parents can't be perfact. I bet most of you couldn't truely look at yourselves and say that you are any better.
Dec 24 2003 3:21PM
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petek
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dude, we need to blow-off some steam too, so shut the fuck up. Some of do have dysfunctional families, or families have mental issues. If you dont like what we say, then stop reading, and stop spreading ure self-righteous babble, cuz no1 gives a fuck about that, we are just blowin off some steam, because MOST OF US CANT GO SKIING TODAY.


so they touch there skis now?-my grandma after watching RFA
Dec 24 2003 4:41PM
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Lord_Piot
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Jmwski57 - grow some fucken balls

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Dec 24 2003 4:50PM
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B-Wald
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i love christmas..it's probably my favorite time of the year..but this year's kinda sucks so far..

and about the whole presents thing..i could give a flying fuck if i get anything..but givin shit to people's way better than gettin stuff..the only problem is this year..i dont really know who to buy anything for other than my family..
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Dec 24 2003 4:56PM
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five0
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u could name christmas after me? it'd be kevanmas...its gotta ring to it...
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Dec 24 2003 5:43PM
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-SicYo-
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No one gives a fuck aobut your wining either.
Dec 24 2003 6:28PM
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CrankSkimafia
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The whole Christ and christmas thing is all bullshit. Not in any place in the bible does it tell of the time when Jesus was born. So its stupid that its celebrated on that day. The first recorded celebrations on December 25 happened in Greece as a solstice holiday celebrating the sun god. It wasnt until something like the 1500s that idea to Celebrate Christs birth came into play. I hate christmas too, i hate the celebration of idols, its pathetic. The holiday needs to die.
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Dec 24 2003 6:53PM
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CrankSkimafia
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sorry, its the Roman Saturnalia, which celebrated the winter solstice
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Dec 24 2003 7:07PM
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Stryken
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Christmas cookies are where its at.
Dec 24 2003 7:26PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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simon has issues, and he can suck christmas's cock cause i love christmas, its all that is good. i dont have to work, theres no way to fail christmas and very few ways to get hurt. and i like my family so there we go, plus i get a bunch of cool free stuff and then get to go skiing. so im sorry simon... well just have to own whistler or some such business.
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Dec 24 2003 7:49PM
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sugarloaf
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I usually like xmass, but this year my grandmother dies the 22. her funeral was today and I couldnt stop crying. everyone else is like 'yippie, christmas' and I want to tell them to shut the fuck up only because I'm not happy like I usually would be. we didnt even go to xmass mass, or make cookies, or even finish buying presents or wrapping them. I'm not even wrapping my presents this year. fuck, christmas sucks this year

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....something good happened on xmass eve finally


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Dec 24 2003 7:50PM
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CrankSkimafia
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Im really sorry to hear that sugarloaf, I too had a friend die around christmas; Chirstmas eve actually. He committed suicide. That happened about 6 years ago. Things have never been the same around this shitty holiday
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Dec 24 2003 7:53PM
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aoe
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christmas - christ = Haunakka




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Dec 24 2003 7:53PM
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dilla_says_go
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wow i thought my family sucked, but compared to everybody elses, mine isnt that bad.
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Dec 24 2003 8:26PM
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404404
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I think some oen has been drinking.



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Dec 24 2003 8:36PM
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johnnypsunami
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this is fucking hilarious man!!!! hahaha petek and lateralis those are some funny ass sotries boyz... i can picture it perfectly, hahahaha too much!!!









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Dec 24 2003 9:02PM
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Jib_This
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Drinking makes xmas MUCH better. And it turns out that giving gifts is fun too.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
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Dec 25 2003 2:36AM
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