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Holy shit, bigger then biggest big that was ever big.

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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Holy shit people, I really think I've seen the end of the world. The fattest fat fattity fat ski ever built. The length is 200cm, the cut is 145/118/125. Imagine what that looks like! If anyone can guess the ski I just saw, you get absolutly nothing....except of course you'll look fucking awesome.

...and I know since this is about skis it should be in the equipment forum, but this was too important to get ignored.




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Dec 22 2003 7:16PM
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line1260skier
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any pics?
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Dec 22 2003 7:17PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
omg that sounds like a bitch

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Dec 22 2003 7:20PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
nope....dude 145/118/125




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Dec 22 2003 7:22PM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
get sum pics up, that sounds huge
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Dec 22 2003 7:23PM
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olivier
Posts: 113 - Karma: 10
volant spatula or something

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Dec 22 2003 7:24PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
yes u got it





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Dec 22 2003 7:40PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
it isnt the spatula


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Dec 22 2003 7:43PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
the spatula has reverse sidecut.

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Dec 22 2003 7:44PM
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caylorswift
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prophets im guessin


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Dec 22 2003 7:45PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
yeah whoever said spatula has to be wrong, sounds like the prophet or maidens if there is such thing
Dec 22 2003 7:57PM
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caylorswift
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yeah, either the prophets or the AK maidens


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Dec 22 2003 8:04PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
the the new DB ski, isnt it? the one with the swallow tail?



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Dec 22 2003 8:05PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
must be the prophets....everyone basically memorized all the dimensions of the other fat skis
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Dec 22 2003 8:05PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
they are called the Tabla Rasas and are made by Drake Boinay. it says they only come in 186 and 176, but i think you can get them in whatever size you want



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Dec 22 2003 8:07PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
these?:









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Dec 22 2003 8:11PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
in red:





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Dec 22 2003 8:12PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
f**k me, that's huge. i can't even imagine having a use for that. then again, i live on the east coast.......
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Dec 22 2003 9:30PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
holy SHIT! those things are dope

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Dec 22 2003 9:31PM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
how are they dope? it's almost just a one color rectangle.
Dec 22 2003 9:36PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
exactly! thats insane...who makes that?
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Dec 22 2003 9:41PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
DB makes them, damn those are fat, bordering on rediculous if you ask me


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Dec 22 2003 9:44PM
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SteveXs2
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by cm he must mean mm. crazy imperial system americans.


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Dec 22 2003 9:50PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
'The length is 200cm'

he was right steve. length is measured in cms. diminsions in mm. crazy canadians and not reading and stuff


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Dec 22 2003 10:31PM
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vtrider
Posts: 1988 - Karma: 41
ahh, thats nothing. Hayes Brothers (a snowboard company out of southern vt) made some tele snowboards that can also double as sick ass powder skis, with a 130+ mm waist, they will float in any pow, the only thing is, they wont fess up that they make them, just availible to select few locals who are good friends.
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Dec 22 2003 10:35PM
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SKItheBURG
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bandit quad x's?
Dec 22 2003 10:44PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
'Tabla Rasa'
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Dec 22 2003 11:01PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
NOBODY GUESSED IT YET, ALL WRONG.......




...all i can say is Igneous skis based in utah is back in business........




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Dec 23 2003 9:58AM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
isn't it 153/120/123?
i just found the website..here's the picture..

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Dec 23 2003 10:37AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Just from the shape that doesnt look like the dimensions he put up... it's pretty much the same width the whole ski. he put up something like 153/120something/120something.
Dec 23 2003 1:47PM
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utah_skier
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
It's the Igneous FFF
Dec 23 2003 1:54PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
They're probably just old downhill skis. Spatchulas are wider under foot. 125 or so. But that's huge, I thought I'd just share this but I found out that Hugo Skis on B3's in a 195!
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Dec 23 2003 4:01PM
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lineskier10
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the kahunas, gotamas, or the prophets, but i really dont feel like checking the dimensions of each ski
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Dec 23 2003 4:45PM
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VC
Posts: 1011 - Karma: 12
They're not gotamas or pistols or spatulas or antyhing thats made by a major company
Dec 23 2003 5:06PM
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GT
Posts: 698 - Karma: 448
shit, my secrets out. fat long skis rule! this pic of me and the guys from the Himylayan freestyle squad should keep mommy happy.


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Dec 23 2003 5:08PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
well already know its not a ig company its called Igneuos or suntin
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Dec 23 2003 5:09PM
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snowrider
Posts: 62 - Karma: 10
go here to check it out, its the FFF

http://www.igneousskis.com/shapes.htm
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Dec 23 2003 5:12PM
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rodeo7
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yep i just looked thats them

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Dec 23 2003 5:50PM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
^^^ yo gt, whats with the extrememly long skis, do u fuck up da photo or what? that or your all a bunch of dwarves.i dont get it.




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Dec 23 2003 5:54PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
^^^^ that's not them
it's a pic of a team of those ski jumpers who just go as far as they can in the air


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Dec 23 2003 7:32PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
are you serious! i mean they 'jump' on those things?
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Dec 23 2003 7:36PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
yeah, it's olympic ski jumping. they fly over 120m. it's insane



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Dec 23 2003 8:17PM
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360spins
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^^^^ Nordic jumping - its crazy shit. I used to ski patrol at Big Thunder in Northern Ontario - before it closed it was a World Cup venue for that stuff. They never go more than about 10 feet off of the ground, but they go FAR.

At the end of the season though, they used to let us ski the jumps with our alpine skis. That was good stuff.



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Dec 24 2003 12:42PM
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GT
Posts: 698 - Karma: 448
now thats what i call a hit.


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Dec 24 2003 12:50PM
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skisebski
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thats crazy shit.




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Dec 25 2003 5:59PM
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is it the new K2 AK MAIDEN?????????????
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Dec 25 2003 6:33PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
read the whole thread first next time, and don't blame it on ski ADD...

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Dec 25 2003 6:47PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
go to lake placid. i was there earlier this season with my jump team. they have a k120 jump that will make you shit your pants



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Dec 25 2003 6:51PM
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midwest_720s
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they had a clip of this korean guy jumping and he overrotated forward and one of thos boards popped off. it was weird cuz u hardly ever see them fall

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Dec 25 2003 6:59PM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
they show one of those guys taking a digger in the intro to Wide World of Sports

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Dec 25 2003 7:01PM
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schlonginator
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118 waist !!! holy shit your knees will be so far apart it be like riding a horse.

can everyone say cowboy steeze




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