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do you play anything to keep yourself occupied on the chairlift? My favorite is rock paper scissors slap. This works best in a gondola. Its basically the good old game of rock paper scissors, but every round the winner gets to slap the loser. This may sound stupid, but this little addition can entertain for hours.


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Dec 20 2003 11:59PM
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Kerflip
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its always fun to spark up conversations with the people infront of you.. especially the younger kids.. you really notice what bad mouths the younger generation has. damn 10 year olds curse more than i do.. or you can play the classic game of have 1 of your friends get on the chairlift infront of you with some girl that none of you know.. and just watch him scoot closer and closer to her.. my friend did this once.. got slapped for like 5 minutes lol
Dec 21 2003 12:11AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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I have a chairlift buddy, Tyler Jenkins, he's the shit. He's 8 now, 7 last season, he snowboards and he's crazy he can backflip. I love that kid.

But making friends is fun, or you can make babies, smoke a doobie, my personal second favorite after talking to Tyler is electronic yahtzee... yahtzee is so ace.





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Dec 21 2003 12:17AM
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This game only works at certain mountains, like Mt. Snow. At mt snow people throw like bras and stuff and i have seen even necklaces and jewelry onto trees next to the lift. The game is, you and your friends ride up on seperate lifts and each sit on the side that the trees are on, and you try to get the most things off the trees with your poles. The person with the most at the top wins. I know this is kinda gross, trying to get some skanks bra off a tree, but is fun.


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Dec 21 2003 12:17AM
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HandiBoard
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ha thats great

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Dec 21 2003 12:18AM
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Kerflip
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aye my friend that is a classic game.. but it sure does feel good to win hahaha.. add a variation.. loser has to wear theclothing the winner got off the tree for the next run, ONTOP of there outer jacket and snowpants of course.
Dec 21 2003 12:21AM
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thats a good reason to win


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Dec 21 2003 12:23AM
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Kerflip
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yes sir it is
Dec 21 2003 12:24AM
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SkeeOrDye
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sometimes i take off my skis and switch them on the way up. every time i do it closer and closer and see how close to the top i can do it from.
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Dec 21 2003 12:28AM
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how do u get back inyour bindings when ur legs are dangling? that must be hard


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Dec 21 2003 12:29AM
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holy shit im an idiot nevermind


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Dec 21 2003 12:32AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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paratroopers are really fun.

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Dec 21 2003 12:50AM
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skimack
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Nothing beats getting on with a few racers in speed suits, and then jumping off halfway and sticking the landing. Also, swing the chair up and down, but stop the second before the person infont of you turns around so you look innocent. If you have snowboarder friends, you can scrape the snow off their boards and make snowballs to throw at skilerbladers. And the inching closer to the girl one is great too.

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Dec 21 2003 1:34AM
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Lateralis
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uhh we go up switch on the tow rope


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Dec 21 2003 1:35AM
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shibby
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^cool im ogna try that. i like throwing jello at people when on the chairlift.



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Dec 21 2003 10:45AM
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Jello SHOULD NOT be wasteed
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Dec 21 2003 10:53AM
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Matty.
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i usually just criticize all the fags that ski below me

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Dec 21 2003 10:57AM
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ECfreeski3
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right when they hit the lip, tell people below they dropped their hat


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Dec 21 2003 11:06AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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its hard to do the towrope switch.

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Dec 21 2003 11:08AM
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Deann
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yes that is a challenge
Dec 21 2003 12:50PM
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Irotate360
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haha. or on a quad u could try goin back and forth between the divider. thats always fun





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Dec 21 2003 1:16PM
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Irotate360
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or just jumping off lifts is fun also





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Dec 21 2003 1:17PM
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kinda mean, but snowballs from lifts is always a classic


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Dec 21 2003 1:20PM
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winterparksuks
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i dont do shit on the lift





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Dec 21 2003 1:24PM
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Mike-O
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I do my shit in the lift,beats going to the bathroom.
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Dec 21 2003 1:49PM
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mammothpunks
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its all about the poopatroopers in the gondi. we throw them out at the top of the gondola and sometimes they will hit an updraft and just take off flying 1000 feet up the mountain and over the top, passing us.

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Dec 21 2003 1:54PM
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^haha sounds like fun, gotta try that


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Dec 21 2003 2:18PM
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Airspeed-X
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^^^^^^ Dont jump off the lift, you can cause the haul rope to jump off the sheaves, which leads to a deropement - Not a good idea.


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Dec 21 2003 2:35PM
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Papa
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my friends try and see who can drink the most beer on the way up and still make it down for another run alive




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Dec 21 2003 2:40PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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Wow I never took the depropement thing into considerations, a lot of the time at the real shitty hill like around the corner from my house we hop the lift halfway because the lift is slower than hiking and the pipe is in the middle of the run and obviously we're too lazy to hike. Like scores of people just jumping, like 10 chairs of people hahaha wow.





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I'm just a sweet transvestite
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Dec 21 2003 3:18PM
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hucksterjibber15
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i try to do crazy tricks using the springiness of the t bar. i like to get off chairs switch from my knees, its good fun






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Dec 21 2003 4:20PM
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cj
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like Kerflip said...'its always fun to spark up'

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Dec 21 2003 4:21PM
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schlonginator
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on tow ropes we try and pull tricks while riding up, ie: ride up switch, 180s, 360s, tiny grabs etc...




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Dec 21 2003 5:34PM
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3ski6guy0
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throw snowballs at people
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Dec 21 2003 5:34PM
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waterville_NH
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i like to take on a bunch of snowballs and throw them at people




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Dec 21 2003 6:08PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the chairlift at my hill has these big foam tubes in front of the lift poles so its softer when you hit them. Its fun to try and throw snowballs into them.

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Dec 21 2003 6:33PM
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skiinjected
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try and piss on people while going up, its tricky to no get any on yourself











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Dec 21 2003 6:53PM
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Mykel
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I like to tell people they dropped their pocket, and then watch them hike back up in confusion. Sing-a-longs are also great fun. trying to stand up on the quad is fun, or spraying dyed yellow water of the lifts on people, those were fun ones when I was younger, nowadays I just sit and chat


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Dec 21 2003 7:01PM
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nilzlet
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look to the person next to u (guy or girl)'hey, wanna make out?'

yell things that are immature like 'I HAVE 3 TESTICLES!'-compliments of big fat greek wedding

snowball fights

saying ur tanner hall to racers and they have no clue who that is.

putting the bar down and up at the last second

perposly fall at the start so they stop the lift, but really be fine(but this really wastes time.

ask stuipid questions to strangers

pull out a yoyo

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Dec 21 2003 7:26PM
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Papa
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my friend plays with his girlfriends boobs the whole time, he says it passes the time pretty good




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Dec 21 2003 8:05PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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drink, smoke.
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Dec 21 2003 8:16PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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i once got an hj on a lift. i dont recommend it though



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Dec 21 2003 8:34PM
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Insomniac
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i take my pole and hang it from the cable for as long as i can. warning: steal some poles from ur mountain until u get good at catching them
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Dec 21 2003 8:43PM
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skifree919
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throwing poles right before you get off. It always makes the lifties mad, even if you are the only one on the mountain



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Dec 21 2003 8:57PM
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BMit
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smoke the doobie, best game EVER




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Dec 21 2003 8:58PM
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Infantz16
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drop one of your poles into the net before the top. the liftie will stop the lift, get really pissed at you, and have to climb down and grab it. it works so well.




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Dec 21 2003 9:06PM
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gauntlet1260
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On friday at mountain creek me and my buddy busted out the throw snowballs at people, well my friend threw a chunk about 2 square feet large, nailed an 8 year old whose dad waited up for us and chased us, it was boss, i must say.

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Dec 21 2003 9:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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hook your poles together and try and touch the ground.

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Dec 21 2003 9:11PM
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1080tahoegirl
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At the mountain where I usually ski at (Kirkwood), you have to take a bunny hill chair lift in order to get to the backside......so i always pretend that i've never skied before and complain to the liftie that they need to slow it waaaay down...haha then when i get off and biff it and take out all my friends im riding with....haha it's lame yet it excites me
Dec 21 2003 9:22PM
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caleBCaleb
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classic game my dad and i used to do back since I was three or four: on the second or third to last pole someone yells out a number like 500, and you cant lift the safety bar until you reach that number...my dad and i have encountered some jittery lift operators who wonder when we're planning to lift the bar
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Dec 21 2003 10:21PM
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CHAIR LIFT MASTERBATING!

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