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stupid3000
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good movies... funny and really a trip tp watch.... i think that bruce campbell dude is way funny
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Dec 20 2003 3:18PM
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Ghost
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haha. one of the funniest moves. ever.

Bruce Campbell used to be in xena and a few other movies.

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Dec 20 2003 4:27PM
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army of darkness is a great movie



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Dec 20 2003 4:39PM
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J.D.
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Both evil dead 2 and army of darkness provided us with such awesome quotes...

Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash. cocks shotgun Housewares.

Sheila: You found me beautiful once...
Ash: Honey, you got reeeal ugly.

Upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand
Ash: Groovy.

Arthur: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Ash: Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Ash: to the Witch Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

And my favourite speech:
'See this? This is my BOOM STICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington... S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, it retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!?
Dec 20 2003 4:50PM
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Nickskier
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anyone who likes bruce campbell at all should read his biography 'if chins could kill'. its damn good.
Dec 20 2003 5:40PM
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Mike-O
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Bruce cambell was also in this western type of TV series,it was great. Brisco jr?
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Dec 21 2003 1:59PM
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jarossamdb7
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damn! those are great movies (I haven't seen all of AOD yet though) I have the game for PS2 it is GREAT!!! 'loss of those prescous body fluids!' -Ash after hacking a deadite with his chainsaw in the game for ps2
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Dec 25 2003 1:15AM
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zeckgx
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THey are funny as hell army of darkness is the funniest of the three
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Dec 25 2003 12:23PM
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Billups07
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i got teh boomstick edition for christmas, such a good movie...


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Dec 25 2003 9:18PM
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Krongos
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yeah good movies
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All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'

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Dec 25 2003 9:29PM
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hhinstruct927
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definitely all three are kick ass movies (yes, there really are 3 of them)
glad someone else knows about them
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Dec 28 2003 7:26PM
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ahem...Klatu, Verata, Nahemmmmm...
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Dec 30 2003 5:46PM
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J.D.
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^ 'Again!' 'I know your daqmn words!'
Dec 30 2003 6:39PM
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Gimme some sugar baby
Dec 30 2003 7:33PM
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Jan 9 2004 3:25PM
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Infantz16
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army of darkness is the funniest movie ever, and one of the all time best. def top ten


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Jan 9 2004 3:26PM
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Mike-O
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I saw the film for the first time when I was 12,now I just watched it today HAHAHAHA it was sooo good,so hilarious and sooo different compared to the first Evil Dead. Ash becomes a real motherfucking action hero son of a bitch during the third one (haven't seen the 2nd yet,but I heard it's almost exactly the same as the first with better effects).

What I'm digging most (after the fucking humor!) is the cinematography,it's pretty old,from 1991, but there's some really inventive shit in there,a lot of cheesy close ups (I love 'em) and hell,all those crazy mutations and skeletons..just imagine how long it took to make ethose battle scenes happen?!


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Sep 16 2004 11:55AM
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Mike-O
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Here's my QUESTION:
when I was little, the movie ended differently!! It saw Ash go back into the windmill and say the words WRONG! He overslept and woke up after a nuclear war or something! It was sick..I was VERY surprised when I watched it and it eneded differently,maybe it was a director's cut I saw? Anybody?
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Sep 16 2004 11:57AM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah mike that was the other ending they had.. i have the dircectior cut and it has the ending of when he does the other thinng.. i haven seen it in a while but the alternate ending was whenheover slept...

The best movies are Army of Darkness And Evil Dead 2, and something completely out of the seriese is full metal jackt.. that has the best quotes ever...

Sargent.H:do you suck dicks
Guy:sir no sir
Sargent.H: Bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

And many more watch the movie you cant hear them all the first time vause your laughing your ass off.. lol




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Sep 16 2004 1:49PM
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joshbryant
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I read that they're trying to make a Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash movie.

I ski switch.
Sep 16 2004 3:54PM
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jarossamdb7
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Ash would totally kick their asses



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Sep 16 2004 6:40PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah ash would be like... ' This is my BOOM STICK!' and blow them all to hell and cut'em all up with a chainsaw... lol.. by the way did any one see brucecambelles new movie called Bubba Ho-Tep??




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Sep 16 2004 6:50PM
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soup
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thats such a great movie. i heard the second one is so bad. its not funny at all. the first one has so many goodone liners.

the best part is where he gets the little guy down his throat so he boils it to death with boiling water. so fucking funny
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Sep 16 2004 6:59PM
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joshbryant
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BubbaHo-Tep is sick. It's a different kind of movie, but they did a good job making him look like an Old Elvis.

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Sep 16 2004 7:03PM
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