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Re: the article The Texas Skier
only after a bowl of firey hot chili ~lol
Rasin Bran is good cereal...it helps me poop a lot
AHHAHAHAA, my moms friends always go to colorado from texas to ski. i skied with them in Banff. you can regognize them as large, dark skinned, males/or females, who cruise down the hill in the wedge position, and dont stop, just go straight down the hill.....
all the worlds a terrain park and the people are just jibbers.
i reckon ya'll shant be making a teasin outta my family!
shut yer pie holes, nuttin aint wrong with 'the wedge' nor skiing straight
J'aim bien mon sexy Chum!
Ced. is my hot sexy Qučbecois!
I juts go straight down the hill. Whats wrong with that?
Good friends tell you about the time they nailed that broad....BEST friends reach over, tag your hand, and say 'YOUR TURN'
no, the funniest is when they get into a racing tuck and wedge straight down. Pole stickin' out to the sides and shit. Every time I go skiing i get a little better at texan checkin'. Hockey style beeatch!
Haha- If you have Scandalous, go to the 'not so secret secret section' at the end... there is a part where a skier tries rail to fakie at Windell's and he eats total and complete shit, a massive yardsale... haha he was a Texan. Damn parents payed for his camp.
'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' - Jim Morrison, 1943-1971
Oh wow, a Texan newschool skier, never though I'd see that coming. I kinda assumed the only thing Texans did in the terrain parks was stop on the lips and cause other people to eat shit. I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to say howdy to a Texan skier though.
'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
OH WOW SERIOUSLY I'M COMING TO EACH AND EVERYONE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING HOUSES AND KICKING YOUR ASSES. I'M FROM DALLAS STRAIGHT, YALL BETTA WATCH YO MOUTH WE BE DE CRAZIEST MUUTHA FUCKAS YALL EVER DID SEE. BIATCH
'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.
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