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The Kid I saw in the Park

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estaked
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yeah so there this skiblade kid in the park and he is hittin all the rail jumps on the side and looks real goofy oh by the way he had a 1 piece suit on that was bright blue hahahahaha such a fag.

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

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Dec 6 2003 11:49PM
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NoTeefa
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THT WUZZ MEEEE!!!!!!!


Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
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Dec 6 2003 11:51PM
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goodguysfriend
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today at stevens there were these snowboarders goofing around on skiblades and they were goign inverted off the waterfall kickers. someone told me it was there first time too.
Dec 6 2003 11:51PM
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estaked
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LOL 1ST DAY AND INVERTS WOW I SMELL A NEW STICKER I IT WERE EASIER IT BE CALLED SKIBLADING

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENT INC
Dec 7 2003 2:10AM
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PGU5802
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i hate snowblades

i tackle snowbladers every chance i get
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Dec 7 2003 2:17AM
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auntsaltine
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1 peace suit= fagbag
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Dec 7 2003 3:24AM
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HandiBoard
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tufflemire wears one piece suits sometimes, is he afag?
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Dec 7 2003 8:00AM
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midwestskier69
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rinifret was wearing one in that turpin photo.... is he a fag?
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Dec 7 2003 8:09AM
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hexum
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1 piece suits are awesome! i want one thats like straight out of the 80s, neon green!

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

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'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Dec 7 2003 8:12AM
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Pipe_Munky
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one piece suits are key! but tuffelmire ain't!




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1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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Dec 7 2003 8:16AM
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Lateralis
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one piecers are the shit, i had a few in my day but i didnt ski till grade 6


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Dec 7 2003 9:10AM
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AK
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Last weekend I saw a snowblader wearing a garbage bag. It was the ultimate cool.
Dec 7 2003 9:57AM
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AK
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Last weekend I saw a snowblader wearing a garbage bag. It was the ultimate cool.
Dec 7 2003 10:01AM
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AK
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Last weekend I saw a snowblader wearing a garbage bag. It was the ultimate cool.
Dec 7 2003 10:02AM
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AK
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Last weekend I saw a snowblader wearing a garbage bag. It was the ultimate cool.
Dec 7 2003 10:19AM
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Dallan!
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now that is some sick steez





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Dec 7 2003 10:21AM
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master_hucker
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thats kick ass



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Dec 7 2003 11:48AM
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mattster
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i broke my wrist weargin a garbage bag when i was skateing(i couldnt see )
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Dec 7 2003 12:20PM
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destruction
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well no shit. One pieces are the shit, I'm jealous.
Dec 7 2003 12:50PM
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Irotate360
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i forgot how many skibladers there actually is. theres tons. id say 25% were skibladers yesterday at my hill





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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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Dec 7 2003 1:45PM
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*cowboy*
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oh man, that sucks bigtime. They look so ridiculous.. It makes me laugh.


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Dec 7 2003 2:03PM
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nca777
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We saw a couple kids at Keystone yesterday (Saturday) that looked exactly like Tanner Hall last year. They were wearing khaki Oakley pants and jacket....huge with Oakley headbands and camo Oakley Wisdoms with this years 1080 boots, Ar5's and long blond hair.

I think thats the gayest fucking thing I've ever, ever seen on the mountain.

Now all you little kids are goona say, 'let em do what they want...' etc, etc. But come on...

If you're trying that hard to be exactly like someone else...you've got identity issues.
Dec 7 2003 2:36PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i saw a ski blader fall on his face in the pow and die


will you be my mommy-Ralph wiggins

harvey knows all
Dec 7 2003 4:53PM
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SeanB
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ski bladers in powder is funny shit man


'It smells like Otto's Jacket!'
Dec 7 2003 4:57PM
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TeeDee
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I LOVE SKIBLADERS!!!!!!!!!
Dec 7 2003 5:10PM
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gambino500014
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i like the garbage bag one....
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Dec 7 2003 5:39PM
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404404
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Anyone candians down with One Peice Suit Day?



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Dec 7 2003 5:41PM
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nilzlet
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skiblades, garbage bag, ducktape, and leaves=way sexy

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Dec 7 2003 5:43PM
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//d-lite//
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i snobladE ocassionally, it is very intertainoning n fun





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Dec 7 2003 5:44PM
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friedcheese
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snowbladings cool n all but monoskiing's where its at
Dec 8 2003 11:59AM
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Dallan!
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true that jigga





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Dec 8 2003 2:23PM
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LineBoarder
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so many one peicers are stratton this weekend.... rich fucks to.... funny shit





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Dec 8 2003 2:25PM
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jumpman
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one piece + straight skis = cool


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Dec 8 2003 3:20PM
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i predict garbage bags will be huge next season.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
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Dec 8 2003 3:49PM
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*rkp*
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I fived a 14 foot tabletop in a pink bunny suit!!!
Dec 10 2003 12:24AM
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jibhouse
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Neat thread
rock out witcha cock out
-boyd
Dec 10 2003 12:42AM
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freerider54
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I think I heard Oakley was making a few select one piecers for a few athletes... Tanner included
Dec 10 2003 1:53AM
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bigL
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snowblades are the devil !!
>insert menacing laugh here
Dec 10 2003 2:00AM
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MadMarsh
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they are called Skiboards
No time for the ol in-out love, I've just come to read the meter!
Dec 10 2003 4:39AM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
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skiboards=fag
one piece suit=comeback


Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
Dec 10 2003 7:58AM
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DynastarriderGP
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When Tufflemeyer wears 'em it's usually a joke.
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What's alike between Michel Jockson and Burger King?

They're both trying to put 40 year old meat in between 10 year old buns

What's alike between Michel Jackson and Wal-Mart?

They both have boys pants half off.
Dec 10 2003 10:06AM
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Dallan!
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völkl had them last year.





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