So I teach little kids at Keystone Ski & Ride, and the other day I was teaching a 5-year-old. We go in for lunch, and I asked her what she did the night of Christmas. She asks me what I did and I told her I spent the night at my boyfriends place. For some reason I said that my boyfriend is a pain in the butt. (Right now I have no voice because I am sick.) She didn't hear me correctly and she she says, "He peed in your butt?" I cried.