Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

snowballs

profile picture
1260ProRider
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
Apparently, throwing snowballs at moving cars is a bad idea. My friends and I were doing just that last night. I remember nailing this dude's GMC Envoy, then proceeding to nail a few more cars. Just a few minutes later, the Envoy comes back. the dude stops in the middle of the road, a busy one around town, and starts yelling 'BOYS!! THAT'S A FELONY!! YOU COULD GO TO JAIL FOR A YEAR!!' He yelled it repeatedly. But then my friend decides the dude is getting annoying, so he pegs the fucker inside his car, through his open window. The dude got out of his car and started to chase us, but forgot to put his car in park. So it proceeds on down the hill, and we take off, laughing our asses off. Good times good times....
Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
Dec 6 2003 1:37PM
0 0
profile picture
Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
haha, that is pretty funny. stupid fucker. its just fucking snow, why would he care if it hit his car?
----------------------
The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Dec 6 2003 1:41PM
0 0
profile picture
Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
eggs are way more fun.



'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis
'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos
Whistler Sucks.
Dec 6 2003 10:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
bahahahaha. thats awesome. The last day of skiing last year was just a big snowball fight.

Coming Soon...
Dec 6 2003 10:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
LMFAO, that was fuckin awsome





XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
Dec 7 2003 2:07PM
0 0
profile picture
SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
'haha, that is pretty funny. stupid fucker. its just fucking snow, why would he care if it hit his car?'

it can break a windshield like nothing if you throw it at a car cruising down the road. its like hitting water after falling 1000 feet...it wont be soft.

Dec 7 2003 3:18PM
0 0
profile picture
KWagner
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 19
My friend at school got in school suspension for throwing a snowball after lunch...ridiculous.
-KYLE-
Dec 7 2003 3:19PM
0 0
profile picture
moneybooter
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
that's hilarious
Dec 7 2003 3:23PM
0 0
profile picture
1260ProRider
Posts: 154 - Karma: 10
he was going maybe 25 up this snowy hill, and he was only like 5-10 feet away from where I was standing when i nailed the side of his car. twas quite a nice shot, I must say....
Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
Dec 7 2003 6:52PM
0 0
profile picture
skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
hahahahahaha, that's funny as shit. My friend and I used to do that, and when the guy came back we'd just run into the woods. It never gets boring because everyone reacts differently.


------------------------------------------------------
When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Dec 7 2003 9:34PM
0 0
profile picture
Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
something like that happened to us many years ago, we wer all hiding beside a bridge on both sides too, then one car is coming so we all agree to belt it like mad, a couple smash into his windshield and he stops his car and starts freaking out like crazy, he started running towards us but we all jumped down farther and started running down stream so he jumps in his car and tries to come down there so he can like hit us and shit, we got away from that crazy asshole


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 7 2003 10:08PM
0 0
profile picture
ArMaDaSkiz
Posts: 239 - Karma: 12
HA try takin leaf bags and barricading the road,my friend threw a frisbee at a car , ah it was funny one day we threw snowballs at this lady and didnt move and she got out and called us names and the cops, we were in front of an abonded house so she rung the doo bell for 15 minutes thinkin it was our house ha
Take it to the Limit
May 28 2004 8:59AM
0 0
profile picture
deathbystereo163
Posts: 486 - Karma: 10
yeah, good stuff
May 28 2004 9:22AM
0 0
profile picture
SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
haha yea throwin shit at cars is fun as hell! Eggs get a great reaction also!




...I have Dated a girl for her brains Big, HUGE Brains!!
May 28 2004 12:58PM
0 0
profile picture
KapitolPhoto
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 3,025
haha
____________________

'its vanilla ice!' - Lateralis


'god invented alcohol so the irish wouldn't take over the world'
May 28 2004 1:08PM
0 0
profile picture
strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i miss being 15




-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
May 28 2004 1:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
where the hell do you live that still has snow on the ground??!?!
May 28 2004 1:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
tongue rings are for gay peple.



'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
May 28 2004 2:49PM
0 0
profile picture
Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
^opps wrong thread



'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
May 28 2004 2:50PM
0 0
profile picture
stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
^ hahah good job!


what do you call cheese that isn't yours?

life is too short so love the one you got cause you might get run over or you might get shot - sublime

save lives. ride line.

I smell burnt toast!!!
May 28 2004 2:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
nochyo cheese!



'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
May 28 2004 2:57PM
0 0
profile picture
depierre
Posts: 1087 - Karma: 6
i got taken away by the cops for that but it is fun as hell
May 28 2004 2:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
ahahhahahahhahaha.....we were throwin small rocks at cars this one time during the night and this one dude pulled ovcer and said 'you scratched me car you little pricks' while we were hiding

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
May 28 2004 2:59PM
0 0
profile picture
winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
i did the same thing but with pinecones and eggs






--------------------------
why did tigger look in the toilet?
he was looking fo pooh
May 28 2004 3:10PM
0 0
profile picture
powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
ive any kids threw snowballs at my car i would snap too, when i was younger in whistler my buddies were throwing snowballs at cars and smashed one guys windshield, it was kinda funny at the time but if it were my windshield i would have been so pissed off, lol they guy found our place and threatend to smash our tv
'proud citzen of the NS Isle'
BE YOURSELF
May 28 2004 3:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
i'd be sacred to throw stuff at people's cars... you never know when some whackjob's gonna come out and pull a gun on you.




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
May 28 2004 3:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
when chicks snowball is awesome


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
May 28 2004 4:55PM
0 0
profile picture
shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
we hit a mail truck with a pebble once, and the guy got out and was like 'why you gotta be fuckin with the united postal service'


eddie stevens is cool, hey my name is eddie
May 28 2004 5:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
haha



'i' before 'e' except in Budweiser
May 28 2004 5:07PM
0 0
profile picture
CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
That's all we used to do on our luchtimes, throwing snowballs. Our school is right next to a cliff, and at the bottom of the cliff is a street with houses and people walking around (sounds weird, but if you,ve been to Québec city you know what I'm talking about)

It went horribly wrong one day when my friend threw his snowball, then, while it was in mid-air, some dude came out of his house. It was unintentional, but he got it in the ribs and collapsed. We ran away and never threw another one (at a human) again.

The cliff is like 20 metres high. Could the guy have died?
**********

'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
May 28 2004 5:13PM
0 0
profile picture
ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
i think he will be alright, if it was ice he may have a broken rib but its was probably the shock that made him collapse


_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
May 28 2004 5:22PM
0 0
profile picture
powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
lol Canadianskigod, Quebec city is awesome, my buddy got chased by cops when we were there cause he climbed on of the old fire escapes on one of the buildings below the cliff, he almost died to cause when he came back down he jumped off it and it swung back up and knocked so rocks of the sides loose and landed 2 inches from his head, it could have been so ugly
'proud citzen of the NS Isle'
BE YOURSELF
May 28 2004 5:30PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)