aight so last night i get home from the bar, and i get a phone call. it's my sister and apparently some little punk ass asian kid tried to break into he dorm room at school! i was ready to pass out from the booze but instead i had to go down to school. security at this school is a fuckin joke! the fact that someone can get onto the floor with no problem whatsoever is a little disturbing. so basically i spent the night awake talking to campus police and ottawa-carleton police about the incident and the little bitch got kicked out of residence and now he's gotta find a place to live. once i find him, he's gonna have 10 guys at his place for a beatdown!
SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess
**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
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