Best Rap Quote

j5

Never think just for
Shits and giggles
Do we spit sylable riddles
For bits and kibbles
So chics can wiggles and shake
Cause this image is fake

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Whenever I feel like unintelligent conversation w/a bunch of 15 year old brats, I go to newschoolers

I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311

'now you got the nerve to say that your better than big, dick sucking lips why dont you let the late great vetern live'

'gay-z and cockafella records'

-nas

'New kids on the block suck a lot of dick, boy girl groups make me sick' -eminem

'New kids on the block suck a lot of dick, boy girl groups make me sick' -eminem

you got to earn heart or hit the wall like dale earnhardt

Nt Now I'm a say this one time boy and that's my word
We rockin shots and not fire through the Hindenburg
The contribution is clear
You add water to bone
And get the Jurassic 5 on the microphone
Now if you like the tone
And how the harmony's done
And the sucka mc's die before they've begun
Well I'd like to know if
You've got the notion
Cause we're number one
I'm not trying to say my style is better than yours
I'm just on some other shit
I'm all about the beats and the lyrics
So when you hear it you can feel it
The vibe is energized by the presence of my spirit
No interference we persevere
The purpose is clear
We're here to leave your ear hurtin severe
You're lurking in fear
Cause we take it back like robbin loxly
Rockin from country sides to spots where hard rocks be
I often wonder if these MC's even know how it feels
To dedicate they whole life to this mic of steel
Its not about the bills
That's not keeping it real
A lot of tight rappers out here ain't got no deals
We appeal to the brothers with flow finesse
Cause it's the 100 watt blood shot game of death
Cause we're protected by the covenant of words and beats
Rewind and feel the heat
Recline and take a seat
So ah...

Chorus:
Let's take you back to the concrete streets
Original beats with real live mc's
Playground tactics
No rabbit in a hat tricks
Just that classic
Rap shit from Jurassic

2X

Now I walk from Tranzania
Earthquake Transalvania
And on my way I kicked a whole through the wall of China
Just to get the right blend
Cause its schizophrenic of the pathway to livin
I fell into the deep end
You shouldn't have told me
The pyramids can hold me
So now a contest is what you owe me
Pull out your beats pull out your cuts
Give us a mic, whatup
And we goin tear shit up
I'm on some old and forgotten
Sun up to sun down
Like picking cotton
The nutty professor science droppin
Rockin Robbin's hood
From New York to Compton
Me and my three sons
Jabari, Shakir, and Kahsum

Chorus 2X

Hey, I'm 2na-Fish from U-N-I-T-Y
Do or die
Anti-illumaniti, why
Do the liquid from my vocals
Make the ghetto start swimming
Forever winning I'm in it
Like Medolark Lemon
I get goose bumps
When the baseline thumps
A sucka MC freestyle
He had mine for lunch
Marc 7even get you open like an attach‚
Briefcase in this case
The victor is no way
Ah, ah the tool spinners
Cooking the full dinner
Killing the first born of lyrical Yul Brenner's
When is it the academy
Rattling your anatomy
That'll be J 5 so kill all of your fake flattery
That'll be the day
When labels pay our way
2na what you say
when MC's come to play
Man fe dead
Cause we take it back like Spinal Tap
Preparing your intellect before your final nap
So ah...

Chorus 2X

You got beef now watch how I settle it
I'll fuck around and arrest your whole development
I'm eloquent
When it comes to digital display
I'm ready for the world while you earl off the Tanqueray
Tactics, my shits Jurassic 5
Fingers of death while you exhale and inhale
With a deep breath with my Chop-Sui style
Cause I'm a lyrical chef
I gets mines to the death
Cause I be cookin
From here to Brooklyn
Your shits annoying like fat-ass Bookman
On Good Times
When I rhyme
I hit the designated area
I hope you got your shots cause this is lyrical malaria
Spreading, beheading fools with the punishment
I live in America but fuck this government
A hundred and fifty times
No artificial nipples over silk with lead
While y'all drink the similack
My rhymes are breast-fed
I flip the real skills
I thought I told you once
I kick the lyrical windmills
And backspin Benedict
Strictly for my benefit
I step on toes when I flow don't get offended
Come and get with it
Comprehended when I kick it
I represent the real
From the beginning to the end of it


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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson

'I bring the gory oratory that's demorally derogatory
Mad expository expedition in your auditory'

-Esoteric
.6.1.3.

'Even a broken clock is right two times a day' -Jay Z

wu-tang

'the ice in my teeth keep the crystal cold, g unit homie acting like y'all dont know'




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd

'in real life im a man, but in my dreams im a king with acres of land'



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit

yo dip to tha dop, dop to da dip, make the fly girls wanna turn ya hips

'dont bitch, i will continue, I'll have the paramedics wrap your head up like a hindu'

'Steve gets fucked when he's on the 8-ball,
he may stumbled but he will not fall,
runs when he sees the boys in blue coats,
but he still tokes, hesitant to choke'

'...your momma's still around boy and that aint good,
if you were smart you would be shooking me,
i'll get tired of looking for ya, spray your momma's crib and let your ass look for me.'
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Power in Numbers

shes foamin at the lips, the lips between her hips



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit

'nigga's say i'm pussy,
I dare y'all to stick your dick in this,
if i pussy i'd be filled with syphillis, herpes, guaneria, clamadia, getting ridda ya' Biggie Smalls
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Power in Numbers

See, with the pen I flip and bend my hand and until it's disciplined
To rip up men with lyrics meant to hit and then exit the den
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''God is dead''
-Nietzsche

''Nietzsche is dead''
-God

We gona be bigger then than Jesus
bigger then wrestlin
bigger than the beatles
bigger then brest implants
We gona be the biggest thing to hit these little kids...
Bigger than guns
bigger then cigarettes
TRUE TO THE MOVEMENT

My bad! Thats Atmosphere^^
TRUE TO THE MOVEMENT

Fuck the police fuck the police fuck em
N.W.A

Black is beautiful
Brown is hip
Yellows ok but
White aint shit


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'Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.'

'i got stylez you cant copy bitch,
its tha triple six
straight from H-E double hockey sticks'

-big l
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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

^ hey yea thats a hardcore line.
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Power in Numbers

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect you, through the future see millenium
Killa B's sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shacklin the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets queen B's ease the guns in
Rumble with patrolmen, tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds and pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, performin live on your hottest block
~wu-tang/Inspectah Deck

~BDP 2004~

'i get laid more then mother goose
Pass the OJ cuz i got juice'
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---> www.powder11.com

i smoke urban, rock a turban





'Aw fuck it Dude, lets go bowl'




slit throat

''Ain't nuthin sweet, the bakery's across the fuckin street''
-Phife Dawg

''Talking 'bout I need a Phillie right before I get loose
Poor excuse, money please, i get loose off of orange juice
Preferly Minute Maid cuz that's exactly what it takes
To write a rhyme, huh, to school your nickels and your dimes''
-again, Phife

''C: Yo, Phife, you need a condom
P: Word to God, mess around
I catch Aids from Mc's being on my nuts too hard
C: Cuz on my blvd you better bring your bodyguard
P: And what's your blvd
C: LP, I represent naturally
P: So don't step on the rolly if you know that you're phony
Or else I bend that ass like elbow macaroni
Cuz I gotta keep it real (gotta keep it real)
A Tribe Called Quest, you see we never half step
C: (So on your mark) get ready, MC's be jetti
Me and Phifey be on ya like Veronica and Betty
Archie, Jughead, snuffing Mc's
From Brainslane down to Hempstead
P: Yes 'Quence, see over
His rhyme style is older that a Chrysler car Nova
I'm wilder then the cats from Arizona
Villanova, un, un, Kentucky
Whos' the next MC stepping up to try and bust me
Bring him here and boy, will I ever let him have it
C: And when it comes to the microphone, don't even try to grab it
What?''
-a...Tribe...Called... Quest...
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim

Suck my dick and here's a nutt sack to swallow!

mad child-Swollen Members
TRUE TO THE MOVEMENT

I terrorize the land like troops in Pakistan, swingin through your town like your neighborhood Spiderman.-Inspectah Deck

'yo sup!'

'aiiight!'

'dont get me wrong it would be my pleasure to sing a song that could remove your shoes and your sweater' - Atmosphere.

as said before god loves ugly by atmosphere, the whole song is amazingly good



TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals! - Lanemeyers

'no matta what we went thru, it was me and my crew'




cHrOnIc

'no matta what we went thru, it was me and my crew'




cHrOnIc

A child was born, with no state of mind
Blind to the ways of mankind
God is smiling on you but he’s frowning too
Cause only God knows what you go through
You grow in the ghetto, living second rate
And your eyes will sing a song of deep hate
The places you play and where you stay
Looks like one great big alley way
You’ll admire all the number book takers
Thugs, pimps, pushers and the big money makers
Driving big cars, spending twenties and tens
And you wanna grow up to be just like them
Smugglers, scrambles, burglars, gamblers
Pickpockets, peddlers and even pan-handlers
You say I’m cool, I’m no fool
But then you wind up dropping out of high school
Now you’re unemployed, all null ’n’ void
Walking around like you’re pretty boy floyd
Turned stickup kid, look what you done did
Got send up for a eight year bid
Now your man is took and you’re a may tag
Spend the next two years as an undercover fag
Being used and abused, and served like hell
Till one day you was find hung dead in a cell
It was plain to see that your life was lost
You was cold and your body swung back and forth
But now your eyes sing the sad sad song
Of how you lived so fast and died so young

'they love the taste of blood/now i dont know what that means, but i know that i mean it/and maybe they're as evil as they seem/or maybe i only look outside the window when its scenic.'
-atmosphere


'...guess i'm just a hypocrite for living out my dreams... it may now make a difference, but i'm trying to make you see, may not make no sense to you, but i know it does to me.'

Well here's how it started
Heard you on the radio
Talkin' 'bout rap
Sayin' all that crap about how we sample
Given examples
Think we'll let you get away with that?
You critizise our method of how we make records
you said it wasn't art, so now we're gonna rip you apart
Stop, check it out my man
This is the music of a hip-hop band
Jazz, well you can call it that
But this jazz retains a new format
Point, where you misjudged us
Speculated, created a fuss
You've made the same mistake politicians have
Talkin' all that jazz

...'niggas turnin ta dashes at the site of my blasta, you might be type quick but my bullets run fasta'... -mr. hyde

'and these ni**as got they eyes on me, and i anit talkin about the BM when i say i got 7 45's on me' - jadakiss

'im a hungry mu-fucka you dont see me on tv, what makes you think i wont send shots through your z3' - jae hood

'back in the day, we were slaves, whips and chains, its tradition, cuz all i got is whips and chains.' - cam'ron





teem bousquet

can't talk to my mother so i talk to my diary
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This

for The Game lovers like me.........Pourier rocks

and what song is that 'shook you like a fault line' song from, i can hear it, but i can't remember it...

'you ever have big dreams of making real cream
big shot, heavy hitter on the mainstream
and you wanna look trendy
in the Bentley, be a snob and never act friendly
you wanna have big fame, let me explain
what happends to these stars and their big brains
first they get played like all damn day
long as you sell everything will be ok
then you get dissed by the media and fans
things never stay the same way they began
I heard that some never give full to the fullest
that's while fools end up dining on the bullet'

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.

rap is for wangstas and gangstas -me


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MACARONI AND STEEZE

'i did not invent the wheel i was the crooked spoke adjacent'-aesop rock
'lifes not a bitch life is a beutiful woman, u only call her a bitch cuz she wont let you get that pussy'-aesop rock
'i some how some way keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day'-snoop
me gusta cabeza

obviously yous peoples not knowing....
ROOTS MANUVA - Clockwork

Aint nothin but this uncut croughness I bring
Don't care bout no fide I do my own thing
Giving
chase in this rat race, fears be face
and me be on the case, proud plus brave
Ready to be taking
them drastic measures
Give me my treasure then splurt
Could not give a brand new blouse and
skirt
I told you both through, fight through the bleat
Clench my teeth dweet, enzymes for
me
By any which method positivities be we shepherd
We pounce like left limb leopard
If you
ever see me in the street pulling brand new good moves
You're wrong to confuse me with regular
riff-raff, I got me cause and calling
Never have I held any love for stalling
Rush and make
haste
You down for rebellion left-handed glove we embrace the millenium

(chorus)
Ticka-ticka
tock my golden pen
Scribble 'pon the paper from yassa to when
We drop style 'pon the heathens
dem
Those who can't dig it well I feel the problem

Aint no record that can hold me, I'm oversized
Ears
ever be open to the words of the wise
But there's untold cats on my corner perpetrating
Read
a few books and now their talking
They're looking to convert yours truly, but I'm unruly


Plus, for the crew like cooly folk
Mixing up the Guinness with the raw egg yolk
Cos it's all
about strength while we walk through the valley of the snipe, heathens
Get thee from my sight,
you cats is ever eager
To preach up in my face when you just about scrape to know all that is
How
the hell you try to tell me coca-cola got fizz?
I read your pamphlet four times, It don't make
sense
You front like Uri scholar, shit smells pretence
Yous best get off your horse, drink
your milk, get the frig out
It goes

(chorus)

What the frig makes you friggers want to frig
with this?
Now you fools got me living with this mental fist
That I wear with knuckledusters,
taking out these frogs in their clusters
Three by three, five by five
How would you describe
this left handed loony
Toony votoony, dancegate pressure
Heading through the back door
straight to the bar
Then I'm gonna get me some firewater
Then I'm gonna scope out a young fine
daughter
Ah yes, its my wayward nature
Hip to a caper, soon to have a house with X amount of
acre
It goes

(chorus) x3

over 80 million records sold, and i didnt have to do it with 10 or 11 year olds - dr. dre dissin on jermaine dupri
the snozberries taste like snozberries

member number 5158

www.cokeandgunz.biz

'the ice in my teeth keeps your cristal cold.'
g-unit 'Stunt'
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Quote of the year: 'I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance at the Super Bowl,' Timberlake said of the incident. 'It was not intentional and is regrettable.'

nca777 has the only good ones fer sure. Here's a couple:
'When i first landed the damage was outlandish/
anguish, anxiousness, and takin it for granted/
but when i first landed i was so relieved i lost my focus/ soon exceeded recomended dosages...
I grip the mic tight cuz its all i really have a grip on/ so let the losers lose and let the players play/ the only difference is the dates of some dust on the clay, what' -SLUG

'we invite you and your section/ to witness pure perfection/ right here in the form of these finest phonograph selections/ drums in all directions/ erase total inflections/ sound penetrates your chest like some type of ill infection...' -MARS ILL

'It's the noise it makes, that generates the passion i have, its the void it breaks, that stimulates when mics get grabbed, it takes shape escapes from these vocal chords i have, atmosphere, music makers from the rhymesayers lab'
-SPAWN

'I know sometimes it seems like its some kind of dream right/ some try to scream and reach the sunshining beams/ but the path is paved in choices and the voices tell you lies, its your choice, your life, don't wait for hell to rise'
-SWEATSHOP

thats real hip hop bitches





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so let the losers lose and let the players play/ the only difference is the dates of some dust on the clay, what

'4th question's a question that still iggs me/ Who do y'all niggas think that it was that killed Biggie?/ Southside Crips 'cause Puffy owed 'em a grip?/ Some crazy 'Pac fan that flipped and unloaded a clip?/ Missiles from pistols from Government officials?/ Or the same cat that came back and then sang 'I Miss You.'
-saigon
this guy is siiick...watch out for him
also, anything by slug :)

*a misguided angel with ice in her veins...

'When the stress burns my brains just like acid raindrops,Mary Jane is the only thing that makes my brain stop/I let the music take over my soul,body and mind/kick back relax one time and you can find..'

-People Under The Stairs
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex

'hardcore/like porno flick bitches'