Let me just start by saying this was more fucked than a skinny kid in a mens prison.
This was just about the most random thing. I've never met this girl before... I 'know' her and some people on this site 'know' her. but yeah here's the conversation:
Session Start (MSN - Mike: Sun Apr 14 00:44:22)
girl: hey seXXXy
Mike: how's stuff
girl: up in da clouds
Mike: is there anyother way?
girl: the greeeeeeen way
Mike: ahhaha. then you're still in the clouds
Mike: clouds = smoke
Mike: ok.... are you baked now?
girl: im a stoned bitch...nothin better eh
Mike: I guess
Mike: hahah you like (blank) at all?
girl: hus (blank)
Mike: the guy on MSN that you were talking to.
Mike: 'his MSN name'
girl: but i don't KNOW him
Mike: oh I seee
Mike: I need to get hammied
girl: u mean married
Mike: no hammied = drunk
girl: fuck you
girl: its over bitch. i'm breaking this off jus like mariah carey ikn glitttter
Mike: well I'm gonna run like gump. and get my sorry ass out-a herez
Mike: hahah are you sure you're talking to the right person?
girl: yes bitch
*** @hotmail.com signed off
So I've never met this girl in my life. Never even talked to her before. that was weird.
'Hey... I drive a foreign car. I can drive in the left lane.'