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Rails are gay

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kayaker35
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
j/k. Just wonderin', this will be my first REAL season of freeskiing. Any tricks to riding rails w/o busting your nuts?

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Dec 2 2003 5:01PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
commit, cause that way u wont bust a nut. ull just bust a rib. prolly hurts less





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Dec 2 2003 5:04PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
lean on front foot, look towards end of rail

i learned by running full speed and jumping on a skateboard its a similar feeling


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Dec 2 2003 5:21PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
hmm...clever way to attract attention to a post i guess
anyway, as for rails....lean forward, commit, and stay confident
and make sure you get on well, really centered. the start of a slide makes or breaks the whole jib


'you should probably get bindings or it will be hard to stay on your skis...don't get gloves tho, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm' -221
Dec 2 2003 5:22PM
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mark311
Posts: 508 - Karma: 21
noooooo nutting is soooooo much better than breaking a rib. but yeah, just commit. get your feet on there and look at the end of the rail
Dec 2 2003 5:23PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
always make sure you are turned a fulll 90 degrees or you fucked





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Dec 2 2003 5:25PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
try to find a really short rail at first. something that wont hurt like crazy when you fall. also get a lot of speed. if you are going fast across the rail its easier to maintain balance while sliding it and you wont tip so much.
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Dec 2 2003 5:25PM
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sickkid13
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jump on and lean way back. it also helps to not turn at all and do the biggest spread that you can

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Dec 2 2003 7:08PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
when you get on nut your self



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Dec 2 2003 7:10PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
get a sex change so you cant nut yourself

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Dec 2 2003 7:36PM
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joehoss
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
dude, i just busted my head 2 times on the rail...u wont get hurt
Dec 2 2003 7:39PM
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Ds91260
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you dont have to be at 90 to slide a rail, the only thing that needs to be very close to 90 is your lower body, your upper body can be anyway you want as long as you can keep your balace





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Dec 2 2003 7:49PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
yah.. what the person above me said... commit.. get on 90.. and keep yur feet flat.. and just go dude...
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Dec 2 2003 7:51PM
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