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Maybe the best episode of Family Guy
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Story on page 1. The one with Adam West as the mayor,Luke perry being gay,all that shit.
God,I haven't laughed that hard ever since my parents told me my father was our mexican pool guy.
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was that the one where adam west thought that somebody was stealing the water he put in the plant pot?
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The one when Peter goes to a clinic thing because he sexually harassed someone and then starts acting like a woman.
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Yeah! And Stewie trying to harnass his big brother's powers.. Good times.
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hahahaha, yah! i loved that episode soooo much, but i havent seen it for a while though.
Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns
He who dares wins
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By the way,no,Peter didn't try to act a like a woman or anything,but tried to have sex with Luke Perry,though.
Peter leaves Perry's hotel room after Perry denies he's not gay:
Perry:'So,where were we?'
Adam West:'If I do this,will you promise to stop stealing my water?'
Perry:'Umm,yeah,sure,whatever you say..lights off!'
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
proof that thats is the all time best cartoon show out there, is it actually adam west doing the the voice to the mayor? hes definatley one of the funniest charachters on the show, him and quagmire are my faviorate, oh yeah, and the evil monkey
Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns
He who dares wins
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West goes to the bathroom,looks at three doors,men,women and Adam West. Reaches hand toward the AW door:'No,no,that's what they'll be expecting..'
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Yes it's Adam West and E Peterbus Unum is my favorite episode. You know the one with Petoria.
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yeah the reason that one is the best is because of the hobo meat fight, after that the best is if im dyin im lyin with gumbel to gumbel and steinberg, so hilkarious
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that one's preety good
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im a fan of the y2k one, da boom, pretty damn funny. you remember when i was the third hardey boy? peter there was no third hardey boy. just like there was no apocolypse? he shoots he scores.
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haha yah that ones awesome! and the one were brian becomes a cop and get addicted to coke so he has to go to rehab that one fucking rules!
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''primetime gay porn with a little animal sex''..
shit man..i gotta start watchin that show..
mommy: ^that idea has been done sooo many times.. dr. phil, helllo?
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I like the one where they move to the south.
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To pick a favourite is like choosing your favourite child.
The only one i didnt like was the viewer mail.
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hey come on, theres always a faviorate child, but i see your point
Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
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i am so obsessed with your icon Mike O, i watch that shit for hours. The snake! i really want to see one with penguins.
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^Yeah,I know,all thanks to GhostDragon for making the icon.
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ski-hobo: absolutely right, the one in dixieland owns. also good is the one where the drunken clam gets bought by english people and stweie tries to teach the english girl how to talk right ('ello mother 'ave you 'idden moy 'atchet?)
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the hobo meat fight
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All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen.'
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yea right, jewish epidsode is the best, once apon a weinstien.
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FG is the best
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i dunno flanker, i liked the viewer mail one...
i thought it was hilarious when peter had theme music..
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i own all the family guys. and my favorites are E Peterbus Unum, I am peter here me roar, and any of the episodes w/ death! 'i love this job as much as i love taffy, and im a guy who enjoys his taffy'
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also 'lets go to the hop' thats one of the best ones. i dont know how you can forget that episode.
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a knights tale or w.e was hilarious
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The one where Death breaks his ankle or whatever is great. I think my favorite is stewie's birthday, which i think is Chitty Chitty Death Bang. And I loved the show SO much more when i saw that Adam West actually played himself...
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the thin white line is a fucking hilarious episode, when bryan becomes a drug sniffing dog and gets addicted to coke
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ski hobo and infantz now whats up, to live and die and dixie is awesome. when the raccoon comes out of the gun...hahahaaha.
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We all know the best one is when Stewie goes to acting school...
That was uhh....me farting...by uh....Chaupain...
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Twinkie factory!
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family guy is the shit
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the one with Pawtucket Pat where he hurts his leg and just sits there moaning for a good 30 sec. Or the one were Brian and Stewie go to Europe and he gets in a fight with the german dude who says that the Nazis were invited over to Poland for tea in 1939. Down right hilarious.
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the banned jew one
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