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fucking small skis.

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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i went out skiing for my first time this season . one run open and a 1 foot kicker. some asshole who thinks hes the hottest shit around front flips off of it with some skis that dont even come close to reaching his nipples. what the fuck yo. he brags like hes the cutest skier around.. even though be basicly rides skisboards. i should make out with his balls.
Nov 30 2003 3:40PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I don't know if making out with his balls is gonna make him get bigger skis, but you can pretend it will just so you get the pleasure.


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Nov 30 2003 3:42PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
good story
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Nov 30 2003 5:00PM
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jtski
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yeah that was a good one



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Nov 30 2003 5:03PM
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MogulMike
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yah i see your point, it doesnt seem like it should be called skiing when they are 132cm.
Nov 30 2003 5:04PM
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Gregg
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Who cares? Let someone ride what they want to ride and have fun with it.


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Nov 30 2003 5:07PM
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lineskier610
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It seemed like you were making sense till the last sentence. Then it was just retarded like most of your posts.
Nov 30 2003 5:19PM
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dpoiii
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ya but im sure u showed him up on your 240s
Nov 30 2003 5:22PM
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permanente1600
Posts: 1368 - Karma: 10
Gregg had it right, everyone gets all worked up about what other people are doing, i say, just worry about what you are doing and try to remember that the sport was made so people could have fun, it shouldnt all be a compitition.


originally posted by chris_64_impala : why do u need a fat ski? huh fatty? yeah thats right u like the chocoalte
Nov 30 2003 6:33PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
HARVEY IS MOMMY!





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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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Nov 30 2003 6:35PM
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Rogge
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i know what mommy is saying. 2 of my friends that should be riding 170's at least bought 161 1080's. A direct quote from one of them is, ' Cause I'll be able to spin faster'


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Nov 30 2003 6:38PM
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uuhno
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
it shouldn't matter what size the ski people ride but it still angers me when people ride unnecesarely short skis





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Nov 30 2003 6:55PM
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rodeo7
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nothing wropng with them, except for the bragging, i hate braggers..!
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Nov 30 2003 7:00PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
wish could front flip on ski boards, i could pretned being cute..


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Nov 30 2003 7:07PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
no its ok if they wanna ride like pussys just make sure u ask em if they remembered to leave there penis in the bucket
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Nov 30 2003 7:08PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
then why the hell didnt you let em know they were too small for em instead of bitchin about it here? that way he might actually consider gettin biger skis.


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Nov 30 2003 7:14PM
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XxFrEeStYliN_9xX
Posts: 119 - Karma: 10
short skis can be nice, easier, but only ski if ya can handle the bigger stuff too, or else u dont have to much to ge braggin about
Nov 30 2003 7:45PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I ski in the east and have short skis, they handle very nice on groom, moguls, glades, and kill in the park
i just started doing more advanced trick last year and they have helped me out so much. It makes my spins cleans and helps me because they are light. I nthe west i wouldn't think of having them ,east is coo lfor them though.
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Nov 30 2003 8:43PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
short skis are fucking gay, honestly, like what the hell man, i ride 188s on the east coast and i don't think i'd go shorter


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Nov 30 2003 8:47PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
yes, god damn homosexual skiis all having sex with the same gender. 188, you're a monster
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Nov 30 2003 8:55PM
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d-mold
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Well I got 153 somebody shot me!
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Nov 30 2003 8:58PM
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dez22
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i am cute, bitch
Nov 30 2003 9:00PM
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P-JO
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I'll shoot you, but no shoting here... 153 is okay if your a tiny fellow, no need to shot u.

good post tho, it made me giggle in my head.




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Nov 30 2003 9:29PM
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thebill
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
I wouldn't rag on anyone for skiing on short skis, but I'd give someone props for throwing down on 190's. They're faster, they slow your rotation:
big skis breed big style...

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Nov 30 2003 10:06PM
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winterparksuks
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snowlerbladers should all be killed if some dirty motherfucking hippy says its all about fun and let em ride what they want one more time i will go on a friggin rampage




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Nov 30 2003 10:11PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i didnt say anything to him quite frankly because when im away from the coumputer, im a quivering pussy.
Dec 1 2003 7:40AM
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Kasanovah
Posts: 912 - Karma: 35
small skis just don't look as good. it's funny that after watching so many videos you can tell when someone is throwin down with less than a 175, like a 169 or 171 is only 10cm shorter than 179/181, but yet you can see the diff easily.
Am I crazy or is anyone with me on this?
I agree, bigger breeds style
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Dec 1 2003 9:23AM
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patrickcowan
Posts: 3713 - Karma: 218
I think people should be able to use what they want but when someone is riding a ski that is to short then it doesn't look as good anyway





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Dec 1 2003 9:32AM
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yourmamaridessnowblades
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
'Short Skis Still Suck.' Always have always will.

Anyone who's over 5'5' and rides on anything shorter than a 170 better hope there boards came with a squeeze bottle to get rid of that not so fresh feeling.

'My snowboard is bigger than your skis you fuckin pansy.'
Dec 1 2003 10:00AM
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flexmacman
Posts: 622 - Karma: 30
Origional question: should I make out with his balls?
A: why don't you pretend your mouth is a quivering pussy ....and shove his whole fucking NUTSACK in your mouth
....also.....yes ,short skis are gay.
Dec 1 2003 1:43PM
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switchskier88
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tell the part about the balls again, thats my favorite part of the story
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Dec 1 2003 2:41PM
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Se7en
Posts: 467 - Karma: 41
long live mommy!



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Dec 1 2003 2:44PM
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4real
Posts: 949 - Karma: 14
i love big skis 182 bc's beeeotch

mmmm skis
Dec 1 2003 2:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
mommy always makes me giggle. Especially when he tickles me. Too bad I can't Mommy's big 'skis'.

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Dec 1 2003 3:06PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
moral of the story if you ride short, don't brag, people will just realize how gay you are
Dec 1 2003 3:07PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
^exactly
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Dec 1 2003 3:23PM
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Dallan!
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yum yum?





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Dec 1 2003 4:11PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
ecsxltah101, you win.
Dec 2 2003 7:43AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
long skis

Dec 2 2003 9:04AM
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221
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mmmmmmmmm, quivering pussy llllllaaaaaaagghghhgh

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Dec 2 2003 9:29AM
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d-loc
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hmm never knew they couls quiver... very very interesting my friend.


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Dec 2 2003 9:44AM
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flexmacman
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haha
Dec 19 2003 2:07AM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
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only people with large dicks can ride long skis. so he pry just had a small dick.
i like my women like i like my steak. black on the outside but pink and juicy in the middle.
Dec 19 2003 9:12AM
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master_hucker
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ha



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Dec 19 2003 9:30AM
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bigair_clockboy
Posts: 1878 - Karma: 54
Get long skis..anything shorter than 178cm...is short..i am short and i have 181's..i love them..if you have 164...just go and die..get some big skis..You cannot be good and ride 164's
Dec 19 2003 10:10AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Ive noticed that mommy has been using the word 'cute' alot..hmmm....is mommy a girl, or just kinda gay?
Girls are not allowed to fart or burp, therefore we must bitch or else we will explode
Dec 19 2003 11:12AM
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feezy
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 23
What about 170's for someone who really is not that good and stays in the park all the time? I think 170's are acceptable, and anything less than that is for little kids.


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Dec 19 2003 11:16AM
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