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Crystal-needs-a-park
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its new and incredible, the boot buckle grab. dont grab safety, just pop up there do your little spinny flippy thing and unbuvkle those boots while you do it. ive done it, its steezarific.
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Nov 29 2003 10:57PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
OMG!!1

Im waiting for someone to release their skis and pop back in in mid air
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Nov 29 2003 10:58PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
haha, actually, me too.

i almost did one time; i hit a jump, and my ski released and slid down the hill, right to where i was landing. i tried to kick in as i landed, but of course not. the bindizzle ended up giving me a royal beating to my hip/kidney area. fucking low DIN.
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Nov 29 2003 11:00PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
what you gotta do is hit the big booter in your park, you know, the one that sends people away in helicopters daily, overshoot like its no ones buisness, and undo the straps, balls to the wall





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Nov 29 2003 11:03PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
ive done the first part of that, it concussed me
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Nov 29 2003 11:05PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
ive actually done that in a front flip and rebuckled it before i landed. its pretty sweet




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Nov 29 2003 11:06PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
anyone else smell that bullshit?


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Nov 30 2003 12:56AM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
I certainly do, it's gettin' deeper too


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Nov 30 2003 2:23AM
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CorkWormTurn
Posts: 1724 - Karma: 12
someone told me mercon and g.t. were tryin to unbuckle all their buckles on some flat rail at camp this summer. if i had an extra grand this summer i could have verified that.
Nov 30 2003 2:30AM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
damn I was there but I guess not at the right session, I would have liked to see that!


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Nov 30 2003 3:08AM
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TheWorst
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once my bro like took his ski off ine the air (by accident) when he was pullin like a 5 at sundae river and then he landed on his ski and just skiind away it was awesome


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 30 2003 9:57AM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
a kid at COC 2 years ago told me he was famous for doing a double ejection off his home mountain's biggest kicker. He also used to tell us he could do underflip 720's, he was a talker and he loved to boast. I think his name was J.J. Anyways a couple days after he said this crap, he was helicoptered off the glacier because he broke his hip bone trying a front flip. I guess he did a lawn dart right to his head.


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Nov 30 2003 10:37AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
HAHAHA ^ LAWN DART !
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
Nov 30 2003 10:41AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
lawn dart i love that term


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 30 2003 10:50AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I always thought about taking my skis off in the air and putting them back on. Too tough.

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Nov 30 2003 12:49PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
the bindings are hard to get off



The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Nov 30 2003 3:26PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^
stop.
Nov 30 2003 4:44PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
richie paradise did a cab 9, lost his ski in mid air, and stomped the landing one ski at antigrav grail a couple years ago. he then cleared the money booter one ski. u can see it at sasfilms.com
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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

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Nov 30 2003 4:56PM
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Reaps
Posts: 590 - Karma: 24
I've seen boarders go off the lip with only 1 binding done up, and kick a free leg out from their board and then bring it back when landing. it looked like kind of a dumb trick.
Nov 30 2003 5:36PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
^and one footed grinds.

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Nov 30 2003 5:37PM
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Mattman
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it will look like your are taking a dump, bending down
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Nov 30 2003 5:39PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
lol fuckin buckle and unbuckle while doing a front flip lol my ass.











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Nov 30 2003 5:40PM
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uuhno
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
its called a smoke stack when you take you skis of and put them on in midair, its tanner's special trick in j-mos





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Nov 30 2003 6:59PM
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IHOP
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 19
^^hahaha ya i remember that.......
Nov 30 2003 9:15PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
that would b ill if you could do that while pullin like a cork 7


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Dec 1 2003 3:43PM
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Dallan!
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YEEEHAAAA sounds tech





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Dec 1 2003 4:07PM
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doghoy
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yes i'd love to see someone do that on skis, fuckin awesome take em' off and put em' back on in mid air haha! lovin' it
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Dec 1 2003 6:09PM
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headrider
Posts: 340 - Karma: 13
sammy made that up
MMMMMMMMUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIINNNNNNNN


If your attack is going well, then it's an ambush..
Dec 1 2003 6:36PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
mike nick did a 720 and then poped his ski off, that was pretty sweet






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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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Dec 1 2003 6:38PM
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TheWorst
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this is where skiing is going today... one footed grinds, taking off your skis in the air.....
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Jun 29 2004 2:17PM
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funkdoc
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 474
Haha!
It's impossible to lick your elbow...
Jun 29 2004 4:20PM
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rossignol_rider
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Reaps, when snowboarders do that its called judo, pretty basic stuff
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Jun 29 2004 4:34PM
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BrianGauthier
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shit man how does this post have this many replies hhahah
Jun 29 2004 4:37PM
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