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spyder887
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hey ladies!
have you girls ever noticed how dumb guys are?? i mean their slow and don kno how to spell....they treat us like shit...they take advantage of us and ive gotten my heart broken so many times.... (and no im not a lesbo haha)
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Nov 27 2003 3:10AM
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DrPepper
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good thing i am not like that. i can spell very well. haha
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Nov 27 2003 3:21AM
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estaked
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yeah DP is a mutha fucking P.I.M.P. jigga

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Nov 27 2003 3:44AM
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spyder887
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??????wtf mate???????
Nov 27 2003 3:58AM
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MARIAH
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another newbie at work....naw just kiddin anna's my cuz
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Nov 27 2003 4:07AM
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MARIAH
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actually her name isnt anna its little spydy wydy bear.....hahahaa
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Nov 27 2003 4:12AM
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Nov 27 2003 5:42AM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
wouldnt the world be so much easier if guys could understand girls and girls could understand guys
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Nov 27 2003 6:00AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i dont really have a problem with guys and understanding them. its not that hard. they are very simple creatures, which is great. most girls are just ridiculous and make big deals over nothing, thats why they say they do not understand guys.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 8:36AM
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i beat my women

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im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
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Nov 27 2003 9:13AM
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WillBallin
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let me just say taht it's not just like all guys are assholes and treat girls like shit... nothing is that simple in this world... secondly, I hate to say this but it seems to be the trend for girls to like the assholes, the guys who are gonna treat em like shit... nice guy finishes last and whatnot... anyways, girls can also be real shitty too guys... this is so rediculous... ppl in general suck... thats the problem... people dont treat each other with respect at all; it has nothing to do with gender
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Nov 27 2003 9:49AM
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spyder887
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well i didnt mean for it to be ALL guys cuz i now some that a really sweet....and ya i hafta agree with the most ppl suck thats the truth....the only girls that are assholes are the ones that are stupid (and think its cute to b that stupid) and think they're the best over any1 else....
Nov 27 2003 10:02AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
women find men dumb, men find women idiots, thats why we all should be assholes


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Nov 27 2003 10:49AM
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spyder887
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ya true
Go Huck Yourself
Nov 27 2003 11:02AM
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404404
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worse trend ever



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

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Nov 27 2003 11:19AM
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spyder887
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wut??
Go Huck Yourself
Nov 27 2003 11:23AM
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rsd
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wow your icons hot. thats all i have to say.
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Nov 27 2003 11:34AM
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spyder887
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thnx
Go Huck Yourself
Nov 27 2003 11:36AM
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Melvs
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'don kno how to spell'

hahahahaha

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Nov 27 2003 11:39AM
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spyder887
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geez and ya i spell it diff so it doesnt take me forever to type dumbass
Go Huck Yourself
Nov 27 2003 11:44AM
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CTripper
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^because we all knew that.
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Nov 27 2003 12:22PM
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MARIAH
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ice cream sandwich i would have to say i agree with girls being too complicated, but i disagree that its the reason why some girls say guys are complicated. some guys just are, you cant make huge generalizations like that....its just not fair. its the same thing, not all girls are complicated, you seem very uncomplicated and im pretty uncomplicated...so there ya go
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Nov 27 2003 12:28PM
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spyder887
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ya....w/e
Go Huck Yourself
Nov 27 2003 12:28PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i didnt say girls were complicated. i said they were ridiculous. a lot of them are drama queens and they blow situations way out of proportion. and then they dont get why guys dont react the way they want them too and they say guys are complicated.

and i clearly didnt mean all girls....i said most girls, which does not mean all. it leaves a category for the simple girls.

and you dont even know me, nor have you talked to me, so how can you say i am complicated?


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 12:49PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
disregard the last part. i cant read.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 12:58PM
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spyder887
Posts: 801 - Karma: 10
well im goin with mariah on this one!!!

Go Huck Yourself
Nov 27 2003 1:02PM
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icecreamsandwich
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im happy for you.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 1:06PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
and its fine to make huge generalizations on how dumb guys are? guys are really very simple... and if you are gona say that guys are bad spellers... which i sure as hell know i am.... you better be spelling everythign right yourself... and learn how to type.. if you have to abreviate don't to don... you have some serious computer skills isues. but yea... guys are really very simple, and if you don't think soo hard and over analize things, and think of the most simple reason for why a guy does what he does, that is most likely gona be the right one.


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Nov 27 2003 1:46PM
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MARIAH
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anna anna anna
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Nov 27 2003 2:09PM
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spyder887
Posts: 801 - Karma: 10
you guys dont understand what i'm saying it's hard to explain to a guy what us girls are meaning...i mean you guys take advantage of us! you all look at the stereo-types 'women should be doing the house work' hell no!!
Go Huck Yourself
Nov 27 2003 2:16PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
This thread is very very stupid.. You say that guys can't spell and yadda yadda then you go and spell half of your words wrong.. Or, 'abreviate' them because your to lazy to type..

Make me a sandwitch biotch.


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Nov 27 2003 2:53PM
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MistaSkier
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Yeah...it should have been 'they're slow' rather than 'their slow.' And you can't say you were abbreviating there. I didn't understand Sam's thread when I first read it, but I do now.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Nov 27 2003 2:56PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
i would love to make you a sandwich what do you like?
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Nov 27 2003 2:56PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
how do guys take advantage of us?


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 2:58PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
if you're getting played by a guy then the guy is not the dumb one, he's getting exactly what he wants.
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'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Nov 27 2003 3:02PM
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icecreamsandwich
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well said mikey.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 3:07PM
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Ghost
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In life, there is one thing you are sure to find wherever you may go. That my friend, is stupid people. You have to learn to accept that stupid people are everywhere. There is no escaping it.

Dave aka ductapeboy over there just hit it right on the dot. Guys are not complicated at all, for the most part we are very straightforward. The simplest explanation is probably the right one. The problem is that many girls try to over-anaylaze things, there isn't always some hidden message in the things we do. We don't always mean what we say. Don't take things so seriously.

Some guys are jerks that just take advantage of girls, true.. but the same goes for girls. Lots of girls out there try to manipulate guys.

Guys are simple. We want skiing, food, sex, and tv. - and not necessarily in that order. That's it.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Nov 27 2003 3:16PM
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icecreamsandwich
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^ that is what i was trying to say. unfortunatly i was not very good at explaining it.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 3:34PM
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rhcp
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not all guys go after girls just to get into their pants...
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Nov 27 2003 3:40PM
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MistaSkier
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^ But it's a plus.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Nov 27 2003 3:41PM
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johnnypsunami
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go bitch about your problems somewhere else you slut... or suck my cock
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Nov 27 2003 3:55PM
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JFerg
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'geez and ya i spell it diff so it doesnt take me forever to type dumbass'

what the shit is this? is it that hard to type 'know' instead of 'kno'? it's on letter difference. if you're going to accuse us of not being able to spell, at least graduate from the grade 1 class you're probably in.
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Nov 27 2003 4:00PM
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jarossamdb7
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ok the thing is, as said on Colin Quin's show, you girls say that shit about us but then you go out with the jerk guys first!
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Nov 27 2003 4:00PM
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skierdudeguy
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fuk no, we kann speel gud!
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 27 2003 5:09PM
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skierdudeguy
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oh wait, thats d-lite...
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 27 2003 5:09PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i hate abbreviations. they irritate me so much. it takes no time to type out the word properly. im also irritated by capitals. but im not sure why that is.


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 5:35PM
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1212j5j5
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^your insane..
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Nov 27 2003 5:37PM
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icecreamsandwich
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well now. that may or may not be true. but i mean.....you have never even met me mr. blindsblinds. :P


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 27 2003 5:41PM
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UpDawg
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Everyone just needs to quit analyzing everything to the point of exhaustion...just take it for what it's worth...
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Nov 27 2003 6:03PM
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skierdudeguy
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your posts are always too positive, showing the lack of self-confidence you have. you try to cheer everyone up in a crude attempt to create a utopian self image.
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 27 2003 6:34PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i think the world would just be better if people didnt complain... and if they did... you could shoot them. oh and world peace and kittens and rainbows too.
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Nov 27 2003 6:39PM
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