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Something you may not know about Sam Caylor

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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
He has a girlfriend now!!!!!! way to go Sam!! and he informed me she is only 5'0' and he is 6'1' so she needs to get on her tippy toes and he needs to lean over to kiss her. awww soo cute. i haven't seen her picture yet because the firewall at my work is gay, but as soon as i see it i'll fill you guys in.
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Nov 25 2003 3:03PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
sounds like a freak show.
Nov 25 2003 3:06PM
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icecreamsandwich
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awww go sam go!!! i knew this day would come.

oh hey sam......you should really talk to me more...mr. imgoingtostoptalkingtostacey


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 25 2003 3:20PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
opposites attract


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 25 2003 3:26PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Go Sam!





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Nov 25 2003 3:28PM
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h3ofilms
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i read about it in weekly world news...it was Worlds Fattest guy marries skinniest woman

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Siver Cartel
Orage
Powder
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Dynastar
Nov 25 2003 3:31PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
watch out ladies and gentleman he has just informed me that she is a senior in highschool. sam got an older girl. congrats
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Nov 25 2003 3:35PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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She's a hottie!





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Nov 25 2003 3:36PM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
does she have both legs?

Line Skis
Siver Cartel
Orage
Powder
Armada
Dynastar
Nov 25 2003 3:36PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
tentacles!
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DyNoMiTe!
Nov 25 2003 3:41PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
I gotta see this
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Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Nov 25 2003 3:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I don't even have a girlfriend...

Coming Soon...
Nov 25 2003 3:48PM
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five0
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same here...i feel left out
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Nov 25 2003 3:53PM
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ReggaeConcept1
Posts: 2987 - Karma: -23
i just got a date to the winter ball

GO SAM! let's see a picture



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Lateralis on NS hate messages:
'ive had a few and i dont know why, ive never said anything bad to anyone'
Nov 25 2003 3:55PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
why the hell is this such a big deal anyway? what overweight people can't have girlfriends? this isnt ground breaking




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Nov 25 2003 4:10PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
she is a hottie!


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 25 2003 4:38PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
sams not that fat... maybe a bit over weight, but really, hes not that fat.
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'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 25 2003 4:41PM
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petek
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yeah, he only weighs about 20 lbs more than i do.


jesus was a liberal
thats why i vote conservative.
Nov 25 2003 4:43PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
i dont have a gf either, but i cant wait to see this pic
Nov 25 2003 4:45PM
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DrPepper
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yeah, she's hott
-The DR.-

Live for something, or you'll die for nothing.

The Lab
Nov 25 2003 4:46PM
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404404
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Yea this is shity, il never get me some.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Nov 25 2003 5:00PM
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GrippinGs
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i do
Phree Stylez
Nov 25 2003 5:06PM
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Ds91260
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ill believe it when i see the video





die.
Nov 25 2003 7:58PM
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720skiguy
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^lol
Nov 25 2003 8:00PM
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Del-Gato
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Sam is 6'1''?!
Why do I find that hard to believe? Maybe if the U of I show had HAPPENED I would know first hand.
But on the brighter side of things...that height difference is aight. I'm 6' and I dated a 4'11'' chick. It was sweet.

FOCUS your mind.

Grant: Jesus Christ LoKash...this is a family establisment.
LoKash: So is the penitentiary.
Nov 25 2003 8:02PM
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rossignol_rider
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lets see the pic
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Nov 25 2003 9:12PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i'm 6'1 and dated a 5'1, whenever we hugged, i joked around and hugged her on my knees.


jesus was a liberal
thats why i vote conservative.
Nov 25 2003 9:15PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
she's a good looking gal. I saw her pic and I am impressed... i msut say sam, for a fat fuck, you have some good things going for ya ;)
-Pat
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you're all so worthless
Nov 25 2003 9:33PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
When is it going to be my turn to have good luck.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Nov 25 2003 9:35PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
I was with a girl that was below my chin... not bad at all though.
Nov 25 2003 9:37PM
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switchskier88
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yeah my ex who i just broke up with on friday was 4'11 and im like 5'10 5'11, i dont know sam but whatever congrats
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Nov 25 2003 9:56PM
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Nopow
Posts: 624 - Karma: 11
way to go. where pic. there must be proof
that's my two cents


School=no money=no skiing=insanity
Nov 25 2003 10:31PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
yeah wheres the pic


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 25 2003 10:36PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
i saw the picture...she's pretty. sam won't show you guys the picture he has because he believes if he puts it on ns people won't believe him. he's waiting to get a picture of the both of them together then he'll post that.
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Nov 25 2003 10:39PM
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Ds91260
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i smell BULLSHIT





die.
Nov 25 2003 11:27PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
Thats just your upper lip.
-The DR.-

Live for something, or you'll die for nothing.

The Lab
Nov 25 2003 11:34PM
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Ds91260
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well played





die.
Nov 26 2003 12:09AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i broke a mirror in 8th grade, thats my excuse, only have more bad luck til i graduate
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Nov 26 2003 12:18AM
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sconniestyle
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i break mirrors every day at work, so if that is true, i have like 34208923490238498 years of bad luck coming my way.



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Nov 26 2003 12:58AM
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Ski-hobo
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whats your work?



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Nov 26 2003 1:33AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
probably a professional mirror breaker...
-Pat
WBP|films

you're all so worthless
Nov 26 2003 6:54AM
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sconniestyle
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haha. actually in the summmers and winters im a glazer, that is to say i install and replace window units, glass, and mirrors. when we replace a mirror, or if we have overstock or scrap from cutting them, we have to throw it away, and usually we have to break them up to get them to fit in the garbage can. i have even broken a mirror under a ladder, because that is where our garbage can was when we were on the site. it was spooooooooooooky.



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Nov 26 2003 7:38AM
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Lanemeyers
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Haha, lots of wit here...

Congrats Sam....

Maximumsushi....Was that a 'Better Off Dead' play?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Nov 26 2003 8:03AM
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Muteman
Posts: 1508 - Karma: 12
congrats sam.

Im dating a chick no wthats as high as my nipples. Im 6'1 and she slike 5'1 its cool though.
(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)
Nov 26 2003 10:17AM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
its true. just give him time to get a picture taken
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Nov 26 2003 3:13PM
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sherLocke
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misty7 seems to have trouble with the women.


rolling backpacks.....so hot right now
Nov 26 2003 3:59PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
sam seems you got a krew of loyal sam fan followers I smell a sam cult

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Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

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Nov 26 2003 4:08PM
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Vtsnowski
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is the girl blind?





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Nov 26 2003 4:29PM
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z_boarder914
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^ that was mean. Congrats Sam.

I belive I was part of the 'help get Sam a girl' thing in my sig at one point. Glad to see it has finally happened:)
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I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....

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Nov 26 2003 4:33PM
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1212j5j5
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WHRES THE PIC!
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

'I kept eating hot dogs when the cameras were rolling, and that seemed to bother him. I say fuck him. He doesn't even like hot dogs. I would like to end by emphasizing once again that I really like to eat hot dogs. If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. Not only that, but I also despise all your loved ones. I want to see them torn to pieces by wild dogs. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a fucking bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs.' Christopher Walkin
Nov 26 2003 4:50PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
ya know, sam may be overly obese, but if you were a chick you'd rather have sex with a fat guy than a midget...

I guess Sam just lives in a town full of midgets...


On my way to goddom
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