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ARMADAS=POSER KILLERS

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TannerBalls
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Armanadas are stiff, and designed for pro-skiers, a lot posers cant even turn them, yet 50% posers arould here have them. Should I kick them?








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Nov 22 2003 3:47PM
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mommy
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if you replace the 'ck' in kick with 'ss', then yes.
Nov 22 2003 3:49PM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
Stop the hate. Masturbate.
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Nov 22 2003 3:51PM
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ESB
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At least they're supporting the industry.

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Nov 22 2003 3:56PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
posers? QUITE FUCKING SAYING THAT WORD!!! who fucking cares of some dumbshit wasted 600dolaars on them and looks lik a dumbshit!!! ski for fun!!! do what u want and stop caring about what other people think!!! poser skier? wtf if they were posers or whatever the fuck they'd snowboard!
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Nov 22 2003 3:59PM
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freeskisquaw
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^try to take it easy with the animal healing buddy... gettin a little too excited.
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Nov 22 2003 4:07PM
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Dallan!
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what do you meen with posers? guys that can ski but isnt that good in the slopes, or guys that can ski the slopes etc and are worse at jumping?





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Nov 22 2003 8:41PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
armadas not that great man


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Nov 22 2003 8:51PM
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midwestskier69
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
i hate stereotypes and shit... so suddenly if you ski armada's you are a poser. fuck i have a pair... i didnt buy em cuz tanner skis em or any shit like that.. i heard they were good skis and thought the construction looked nice. the people on here told me they were good, now i hear they suck and delam like fuckers. im fucked. but i didnt buy em cuz some pro that owns the fuckin newschool scene is skiing em. just let people buy what they want.. some people bought em cuz of tanner, some bought cuz they thought they were good. let it go.
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Nov 22 2003 8:52PM
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cabisnotforskiers
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
i like to snowboard
Nov 22 2003 8:55PM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
armadas arent poser skis, public enemies are going to be this years poser ski. They are awesome skis, but the price and their graphics are going to make them sell like hot cakes to all the posers. o, and i own a pair

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

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Nov 22 2003 8:58PM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
yeah, armanda's are the best
Nov 22 2003 9:00PM
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cabisnotforskiers
Posts: 93 - Karma: 10
86.70 gpa out of a 4.0 scale thats retarted are you in special ed.
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Nov 22 2003 9:00PM
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ktlu
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 25
you can have higher then a 4.0 weighted
Nov 22 2003 9:03PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
they are fine for me...im def. not a pro and i turn them ha

and i didn't buy them because tanner has them, i got a promotional pair
Nov 22 2003 9:20PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i fucking hate posers!!!but they are good in supportin the ski industry

whats the difference between beernuts and deernuts?

beernuts cost a dollar 39 and deernuts are under a buck
Nov 22 2003 9:22PM
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SkierDave
Posts: 435 - Karma: 10
You're a funny kid, while Armada makes a great ski, you won't buy them now because you'll end up being a poser cuz the 'posers' wear them at your hill. Since when are we all hissy fissy about having to look cool and be judgemental about everyone and everything?

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Nov 22 2003 11:14PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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I see posers riding everything from Lines to K2s to Salomons to Dynatsars to Armadas to pretty much every ski you can imagine. Our sport has grown to the point where over half of the people doing it are shitty... It's not a big deal, they'll get better, and so are the skis that we are all riding! It's a GOOD thing for everyone!
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Nov 22 2003 11:19PM
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Petsnick
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I heard if you ride Armadas then your going to be given tanners style
Nov 22 2003 11:20PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
thats not true, they give you a packet that tells you how to use tanners style, its optional
Nov 22 2003 11:23PM
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3ski6guy0
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ya, it is optional, you are able to select the style of each pro rider i hear
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Nov 22 2003 11:32PM
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D-rocket
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 11
no way man , its not the ski that you use it the jump suit, if you wear the white jump suit youll b like tanner
Nov 23 2003 12:19AM
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rodeo7
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i hate tanner, he thinks hes a true badass
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Nov 23 2003 12:31AM
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NH_LiNe
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0 n0 whatwe guna dojeaman?!!!!!! ANUDGE ANOUCH ANUCHE?!

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Nov 23 2003 8:03AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i want a neon ski suit from like the 80s.

whats the difference between beernuts and deernuts?

beernuts cost a dollar 39 and deernuts are under a buck
Nov 23 2003 8:23AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
but it has to ge a one piecer

whats the difference between beernuts and deernuts?

beernuts cost a dollar 39 and deernuts are under a buck
Nov 23 2003 8:24AM
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TheProfitSkier
Posts: 3901 - Karma: 9
who gives a rat's dick on this shit. plake skis on 210cm racing skis.










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Nov 23 2003 10:03AM
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midwestskier69
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
TANNER HALL IS GOD.. as much as you try and put him down.. you just cant, he will take over the world now that pep n candide are out.. i guess dumonte may give him a run every now and then, but hey, we'll see.
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Nov 23 2003 10:06AM
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vOiCe
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
i found it very humble of him in the new axis, one of his quotes was.... 'falling humbles me, just when i think im all dope it takes me back like no your not that dope' that was kewl... and i think armadas are sweet...at least you can make a turn on them unlike some other skis out there...
Nov 23 2003 10:41AM
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Nov 23 2003 11:54AM
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midwestskier69
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^^ that post above was a buddy of mine posting on my name. but yeh, i think tanner's definitely freakin awesome, but yeh.
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Nov 23 2003 12:09PM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
right now im waiting for my scraches and im riddign skis that have delaminated on the back so when ever i hit rials with wierd kick on there jump my one tail pops just a little bit more then my other tail and it fucks me up badly. Seing this little shit thats like 11 years old with oakley wisdoms and 04 scraches that just uses them to carve around and sometimes cut me and my friends off just sorta pisses me off but after im finished venting im gonna be all happy again....



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Nov 23 2003 12:15PM
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Reaps
Posts: 590 - Karma: 24
Who cares what other people have.

Concentrate on yourself, and your skiing.
Nov 23 2003 1:03PM
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hexum
Posts: 840 - Karma: 10
its 86.71 our of 100... i dont know how to do the conversion to 4.0 scale

If you have a 1380 SAT and a 86.71 GPA... what does everyone say? Not good job, not 'O wow, thats awesome!' No, they say things like 'You are an underachiever'

Originally posted by strode420
'it was impressive, sort of like a gay dude taking a cock that's too big for him without screaming'
Nov 23 2003 3:17PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
people only hate 'posers' because they have better gear than them, if they wanna hang out on the hill and support our sport then welcome them.

(I hate when people use the word poser too, just because someone sucks or can't even turn doesn't make them a poser)
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Nov 23 2003 4:40PM
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flatspinner
Posts: 2701 - Karma: 536
yeah 'posers' are great for the ski industry. Bring them on in hordes! but I don't like that word either, so what if they can't throw down like you or they don't drop 40 footers, they are probably skiing because they like it. If they are talking crap about their 'cork 7s' and 'switch rodeo 5 with an opposite mute' then let them talk, if they can't back it up...then that's going to be funny when they have to....if they can....that would be weird. But don't hate on other skiers, don't bring people down because they can't ski as well as you can...this goes for myself too. I shouldn't and I feel bad because I have made fun of those 'park rats'...much love.


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Nov 23 2003 9:25PM
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Jib_This
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So then, if I buy armadas, does that mean I'll be as good as JF Cusson???



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Nov 23 2003 9:41PM
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Operation_Ivy
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well it is true that people who suck should not get top of the line skis. I always had alright skis till this year when i got PEs. If they want twin tips and arent really good i see kids with 720s all the time. ill steal a poser kids Armada's tho, i deserve them more than they do but i dont have cash flowing out of my pockets
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Nov 23 2003 10:46PM
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lineskier10
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yeah you will and if you want steeze like tanner buy his extra heavy armada poles that dont let you lift your arms past your knees
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Nov 23 2003 10:53PM
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jibberjason
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whats the difference between a poser and someone who thinks skiing is cool and wants to get into it and kinda sucks? I think its dumb. let whoever do whatevr they want and buy whatever they want. skiiers wanted a revolution. they got it and 'posers' come with the new territory.
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Nov 24 2003 1:01AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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a true poser has an inflated ego with nothing to back up the bullshit that constantly spews from their mouth. i kid who sucks who buys armadas cause theyre cool does so because they either want acceptance from peers or they think the skis will make them better, and if they think thats so, whats to stop the ski from making the kids better.
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Nov 24 2003 1:03AM
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Jib_This
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where can I get the extra heavy armada poles?



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Nov 24 2003 3:32AM
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flatspinner
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that would look funny, having like 14 gauge steel with lead inserts for poles...ha. watching tanner do tricks is cool, trying to emulate them is almost impossible because his tricks are done with his style. If I see someone rockin' armadas and is going down monkey style and falling on his face because monkey style promotes bad skiing, I'm going to laugh really hard


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