Shit before skiing

Yep otherwise I have to shit mid lift ride and it always seems to stop. Then I get in the bathroom and my under armor stuff holds my legs together and squeezes my buttcheeks. Evan S. Actually shit on his balls once because of that...

so far this season i've been meaning to almost every day, and i'm thinking while at school or work like "shit i gotta shit today or i'll be in deep shit while skiing" and then i get home, eat, and rush out to the hill and in the car i'm like "SHIT I FORGOT TO SHIT!"

funny story:

fish taco night at the bar at the base of our mountain.  Figure we try it out.  5 tacos later and many more pitchers, we hit the slopes.  Now for any of you with weak stomachs will know, a lot of fish and beer than sport activity is no good.  Were riding up the chair after a couple of really fun drunk runs and my buddy starts complaining his stomach hurts.  We all make fun of him callin him a pussy but he seems to be really hurtin.  Then, without a word of warning, he just screams out "If I dont get off this chair RIGHT NOW IM SHITTING MY PANTS!!!!!"

he did wait til the top.  He did try to ride down.  He did shit his pants.  God to honest fucking truth he actually shit his pants.  It was too fucking funny when we all made it down to see him walking out of the lodge, pants in hand, and trying to cover up how he just destroyed his pants with splatter ass.

i do, i hate shittin with my ski gear on, especially boots

find a dank tree run and just start lettin it loose while riding. no down time there

havin a nasty pre-ski shit is crucial to busting nasty moves on the hill. It makes ya lighter ya dig

the PGP (pre-game poop) is definatley a must for me.  Nothing can ruin your day like having to go back into the lodge and drop.  I always try and remember to shit before I ski, because there's nothing worse than having to take a deuce in the middle of your day

hahaha, always!

it turns my 5's to 7's. true story.

if i need to shit even a little i'll squeeze one out before skiing, nothing's worse than shitting with ski gear on

ya man for sure, taking a shit on the hill in ur ski stuff is a pain in the balls

I never have to shit while skiing, its weird.