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johhnn
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 34
'It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.'
'Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!' (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
Nov 21 2003 4:19PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
'c'mon, you know just what its like, your a grandmother!'
(Judge takes off wig)
'oh.... your a man..... yes and a very manly one too!'
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 24 2003 2:16PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
'ralph, if you get a bloody nose, your picking it too much...or is it not enough...hmmm'
-chief wigum to son ralph
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Junction 133 Productions
Rural Uproar Teaser
SRMC
Nov 24 2003 8:49PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
moe: (singing) Moe, Moe, Moe! How'd do you like me, How do you like me. Moe, Moe, Moe! Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me.



guy: (to homer) i'm goin to beat u on saturday.
Homer: yea, that'll be the day.



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Ski Season is here yo! another fine year of the white stuff

Ski-Unit
Nov 24 2003 11:13PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
BOYS LOVE RIBBON CANDY
Nov 25 2003 9:03AM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
milhouse - 'i was watching...... well first it started falling over..... then it fell over.'

Homer - 'and theres the cigarette you burned me with.'
Brazillian Kidnapper - 'Ah yes... You slept like a baby that night.'
*all laugh*


Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Nov 26 2003 10:01AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
HEY HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU POINDEXTER


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 29 2003 6:34PM
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tinkerbell
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 10
Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem.


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Nov 29 2003 9:22PM
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