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Nude beach dilema

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D-HAWK
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 Alright so me and my buddy skynight were discussing how it would be nice at a nude beach.
BUT..
When you pop a chubby and are laying in the sand all naked, what do you do..

roll over and hide it or fly it proud for all to see?
Dec 15 2008 12:53AM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
throw a hat over it, or start digging a hole.
Dec 15 2008 12:55AM
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huge-go
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 33
I'm assuming the women will be naked as well, not just topless, so 1+0=you figure it out.
Dec 15 2008 12:57AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
"so if i pop a boner do i gotta dig a hole and role over, or should i just let my flag fly" - eurotrip
Dec 15 2008 12:59AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
Stick it in a bitches cunt, that's what they're there for.
Dec 15 2008 1:10AM
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908
Posts: 716 - Karma: 11
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Dec 15 2008 1:13AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
If you pop a boner you realise you're gay or just plain gross because there's 10 old fat guys and 1 old fat woman at the nude beach.
Dec 15 2008 1:20AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
damn what a dilemma
Dec 15 2008 1:22AM
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Download-My-Apps
Posts: 5069 - Karma: 1,017
theres a nude beach on my school's campus, hasn't happened to me yet, but I keep my pants on, not that riskay
Dec 15 2008 1:25AM
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Ronix
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nothing but truth
Dec 15 2008 1:32AM
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Hannah.
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aha my thoughts exactly
Dec 15 2008 1:55AM
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notomatoplz
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make sure she doesnt feel like 50 grit sandpaper before you do that...
Dec 15 2008 9:47AM
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feihlination
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Dec 15 2008 9:52AM
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Grove_Street
Posts: 482 - Karma: 15
yea i was in florida at a public beach, and i saw this bitch without her top on, but i didnt realize her gender until she stood up... i guess thats why she was allowed to be topless, nobody knew she wasnt a man until she sat up.
Dec 15 2008 10:31AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
your friends name is skynight? Or I read that wrong?
Dec 15 2008 11:36AM
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D-HAWK
Posts: 890 - Karma: 10
well my friend is sky and he is black and looks like night sorry so he is skynight
Dec 15 2008 12:03PM
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Sno.
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bahaha, classic.

Dec 15 2008 12:11PM
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feihlination
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nice, but somehow sad
Dec 15 2008 12:31PM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
well i wasnt thinking that way
Dec 15 2008 12:53PM
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ParkLife01
Posts: 378 - Karma: 17
 i thought goin to a nude beach was gunna be awesome..so i whent on a cruise with my parents to st maarten and all of the beaches there are nude...awesome right?? well it turns out that the only people that ever get naked are the old fat ass people because they dont realy care. its gross i thought i was gunna be with realy hot young european girls...but i was wrong...
Dec 15 2008 1:20PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
hahah wow
Dec 15 2008 2:03PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
i think its considered pretty rude to stare at people or not make an attempt to be discreet about your boner at nude beaches. not sure tho
Dec 15 2008 2:14PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
put suntan lotion on it.

there's plenty of hotties to check out at the nude beaches in miami, but if you do stare it's really creepy, and you'll be considered a sketchball. so dont stare, just take a few looks.

metaphor= if you eat a few oreos in milk, they're a nice treat. If you eat a box of oreos in milk, you're a fatass.
Dec 15 2008 4:23PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
hahahaha i know right where your talking about its called Gayhead, i fish right off that and theres some fucking bigguns
Dec 15 2008 4:37PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164

tap politly on someones sholder and say hey. its no going to suck itself

Dec 15 2008 5:20PM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
that's some dilemma you got yourself there
Dec 15 2008 5:30PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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pics or didnt happen
Dec 15 2008 5:30PM
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EthanJPAskier
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haha, i love that movie
Dec 15 2008 5:36PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
not necessarily. It depends where you are.  In Spain there's tons of hot chicks, so I guess if you didn't know anyone there and are very comfortable with yourself then yeah man stick it our there, i mean thats what nude beaches are for right?
Dec 15 2008 5:44PM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
in the words of of the great michael jackson: just beat it
Dec 15 2008 6:05PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
I have been to 3 nude beaches, in spain, and trust me getting a boner is really hard(no pun) to get because at everybeach there is always like 10 times more fat, old people then there are young hot ladies, so any time of hard on you might get is quickly distinguished by the old fat (totally unshaven, I actually never saw dick or pussy at this beach because no one shaves!!!, except for this one occasion, I saw a really fuckin hot chick around my age, pube less, walk right in front of me).
Dec 15 2008 6:08PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
I have been to 3 nude beaches, in spain, and trust me getting a boner is really hard(no pun) to get because at everybeach there is always like 10 times more fat, old people then there are young hot ladies, so any time of hard on you might get is quickly distinguished by the old fat (totally unshaven, I actually never saw dick or pussy at this beach because no one shaves!!!, except for this one occasion, I saw a really fuckin hot chick around my age, pube less, walk right in front of me).
Dec 15 2008 6:09PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
I have been to 3 nude beaches, in spain, and trust me getting a boner is really hard(no pun) to get because at everybeach there is always like 10 times more fat, old people then there are young hot ladies, so any time of hard on you might get is quickly extinguished by the old fat (totally unshaven, I actually never saw dick or pussy at this beach because no one shaves!!!, except for this one occasion, I saw a really fuckin hot chick around my age, pube less, walk right in front of me).
Dec 15 2008 6:10PM
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PAINE_IN_MAINE
Posts: 300 - Karma: 13
wtf?? triple post
Dec 15 2008 6:15PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
i went to gayhead with my cousins, or aquinnah as people prefer to call it....and we saw the nude beach while fishing and my 11 year old cousin just sat down abruptly and took his jacket off and put it over his lap. i like half lost my shit but i didn't wanna make a scene and embarrass the fuck out of him
Dec 15 2008 6:30PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
hahahahahha i lol'd hard
Dec 15 2008 6:34PM
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AmyLikes2Planks
Posts: 89 - Karma: 37
haha i went to a nude beach once, i was walking and these two guys were watching me, i got a little creeped out but they walked over and were HOT so i let it slide. haha we talked for a little bit and one of the guys started getting a boner, i was kinda flattered.
Dec 15 2008 7:40PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
I've only been to topless beaches in southern France. It was pretty sick and while there are some nasty chicks there are also some very hot ones. We were 12-13 and one of my friends busted a bone, it was too funny.
Dec 15 2008 7:59PM
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skifree919
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i went to a nude beach in sandy hook on the jersey shore, it was awesome haha. There weren't really any hot girls or anything but it was funny to be naked all day, swim naked, and play pro katahdin naked. Sick day
Dec 15 2008 8:16PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
That's so... awkward?
Dec 15 2008 8:28PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,550
fly it proud and pretend to be asleep until a lady shows up
Dec 15 2008 9:03PM
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H0NKY
Posts: 250 - Karma: 18
no homo?
Dec 15 2008 9:13PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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personally it takes more than a quick flash of boobies to make me pop a bone, didnt have a problem when i was chillen in europe, it is pretty sick actually to be rocking out naked all day and just having normal conversations with nude girls, obviously you get a few great looks but like they guy said you cant be staring etc and you are in public, not quite the same atmosphere as being alone with a naked lady.  It helped that we had decently hot chicks that came with us though so other girls our age were not creeped out by us and would come play boccee ball etc.  Oh wear a shit load of suntun lotion though, i got burnt (not my nob thank god) and i put it on all the time but it washes off wicked fast if your playing in the surf. 
Dec 15 2008 9:21PM
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Thizzed
Posts: 50 - Karma: 114
Well, this dilema is not vary original,but if your me its so big all the babes see it from a mile away. And you should just hide your little wily. (JK)
Dec 15 2008 9:21PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
pictures or it didnt happen.
Dec 15 2008 9:30PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
wtf is right u lier, what part of Spain were u in Paine?  oh shit that rhymes!
Dec 15 2008 9:31PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
who did you go with? for some reason i imagine you going to the beach with your family, thatd be weird as hell
Dec 16 2008 12:55AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
thank you. haha nude beaches are so played but they really arent cool. like at all.
Dec 16 2008 1:32AM
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skifree919
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haha no i didnt go with my family. I went wiht a few guy friends, even better right? Real bro fest
Dec 16 2008 11:45AM
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