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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
kind of like the name the song thread... but with movie quotes. tell the movie of the person above you and put one of your own.

'i was just checking the end line on the... rotary... girder... i'm retarded.'
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 20 2003 9:12PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
oh come on...
it's tommy boy
'you ungrateful he bitch, don't make me he bitch man slap you'
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 21 2003 1:29PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
TrainSpotting:



Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family, Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

But who would want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

.:PABLO:.
Member no: 12718

I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
Nov 21 2003 2:23PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
Alright, who knows it?

Now you will receive us.
We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
We do not want your tired and sick.
It is your corrupt we claim.
It is your evil that will be saught by us.
With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies.
Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace.
These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it.
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine patrie,
Et fili
Spiritus sancti

Nov 21 2003 2:30PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
boondock saints
by the way everyone quotes them so everyone know them get over it!

heres two:
Damn the man save the empire

for all you care our album could be pip fartin on a snare drum. pip-I aint fartin on no snare drum



Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
Nov 21 2003 2:37PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
'if this were to be their end, then i would have them make such an end as to be worthy of rememberance!'
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Nov 21 2003 6:24PM
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three60mute
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
Aragorn in The Two Towers

does anyone know this one:
'They're in the walls!'

First one on the lift, last one off.



Nov 21 2003 7:33PM
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gottarun
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
'well why not call it the big chill or the nippy era im just saying how do we know it's an ice age.'
'BECAUSE OF ALL THE ICE!!!'
'well things just got a little chiller'
'I didn't fart. That was my toe poping!'
-my little sister
Nov 21 2003 8:11PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
to 360mute its from the first matrix
HoldFast
Nov 21 2003 8:12PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
crystal..thats DUECE BIGALO!!!!
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Nov 21 2003 8:14PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
how about this one 'No regrets, thats my motto, that and everybody wang chung'

HoldFast
Nov 21 2003 8:15PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
no it was theoden
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Nov 21 2003 9:33PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
skanking... out cold.
how about 'hey, i didnt get into college and check me out, im kickass'
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 22 2003 3:00AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
orange county
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Nov 22 2003 8:13AM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
'What hoe? A FOE!'
.:PABLO:.
Member no: 12718

I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
Nov 22 2003 9:50AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
'I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!'


jesus was a liberal
thats why i vote conservative.
Nov 22 2003 10:35AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
zoolander
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Nov 22 2003 12:15PM
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
haha aw man, as soon as i saw the thread i came in to post that boondock saints bit... how about:

whoever said orange was the 'new pink' was seriously disturbed?

or...

I got it, I got it. Last words: I dig music. I'm on drugs!


'the fat lady lives, children, start your trucks!!'

Nov 22 2003 9:42PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
legally blonde

im doing good
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Nov 22 2003 9:45PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
I will be the first person to step on, and the last person to step off
HoldFast
Nov 22 2003 10:32PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
car ramrod!
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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
Nov 22 2003 10:35PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
super troopers

how bout-

'it's not that hard....acquesence. you just give in.'
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Nov 22 2003 11:34PM
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tfeiss
Posts: 305 - Karma: 1,318
cmufreak - second one is airheads, lanks - supertroopers



Bob: i want Jon's autograph
me: i will see what i can do
Bob: u grab the swedish bastard by the ears and tell him bob dake wants his autograph and hand him my card
Nov 22 2003 11:36PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
this is U.S. history, i can see the globe right there


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Nov 22 2003 11:38PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yeah so i lose... how bout:
'you dumb bastard, its a schooner not a sailboat.... you know what? THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY!
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 22 2003 11:39PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
'....the....'
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BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Nov 22 2003 11:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
^ thats fuckin ridiculous, what are you smoking... although it is a big line in the 'petoria' episode of family guy.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 23 2003 12:46AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
*chuck* *chuck* *chuck*..enhance...

*chuck* *chuck* *chuck*..enhance...

*chuck* *chuck* *chuck*..enhance........

hint its a movie already used
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Nov 23 2003 10:57AM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
super troopers and crystal.... mallrats.. best movie ever


member5054
Nov 23 2003 11:07AM
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three60mute
Posts: 470 - Karma: 10
does anyone know this one:
'Do you have any idea how much damage this may cause to the peace process?'

First one on the lift, last one off.



Nov 23 2003 8:38PM
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