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TO ALL OF YOU RISK TAKERS!

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WBKrz
Posts: 138 - Karma: 11
i am not fully sure the whole world has fully been exposed to the AC SLATOR!
yes i am talking about the ac slator off of saved by the bell, but not just the man... the method!
Remember how he always usted to sit in chairs? He turned them around and always sat in them backwards. Now to change your life as you know it. Next time you go poop, sit backwards.... you'll never be the same its amazing. you can rest your arms on the top of the toilet, you can put a magazine there, and it feels more natural! Don't dis it until you try it.

YOUR WELCOME!
Dec 11 2008 10:13PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
hahaha wtf i'm going to go try this right now!
Dec 11 2008 10:14PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
i always thought it was SLATER
Dec 11 2008 10:14PM
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Alehandro
Posts: 818 - Karma: 12
i wish i had to shit right now
Dec 11 2008 10:16PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
this works great except for the fact that when you drop a deuce it doesn't go straight into the water like it would if you sat the regular way, therefore my poo landed out of the water and then slid into it, leaving a trail of poo as it slid in, which didn't wash off fully when i flushed, so now i have a stripe of poo going into the bottom of my otherwise clean toilet. it looks funny.
Dec 11 2008 10:19PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
there is no way i'm not doing this.
Dec 11 2008 10:19PM
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orange.
Posts: 505 - Karma: 659
ima try dis fasho
Dec 11 2008 10:21PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
Omg i lawled so hardcorez!
Dec 11 2008 10:21PM
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WBKrz
Posts: 138 - Karma: 11
spelling is irreverent, and to the man that made the stain, if you didn't leave your mark then the person that went after you wouldn't be impressed... don't be embarrassed be proud my friend!
Dec 11 2008 10:22PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
You guys just found out about this? I started doing this when the music stand in my bathroom broke.
Dec 11 2008 10:23PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
been there, done that


has anyone else ever shat on their own tall tee?
Dec 11 2008 10:23PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
i Lawled
Dec 11 2008 10:26PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
this should solve your problems, start watching at 1:14




Dec 11 2008 10:27PM
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WBKrz
Posts: 138 - Karma: 11
the only way to shit on your tall t is to accidentaly use it as a 100% cotton toilet tissue haha
Dec 11 2008 10:27PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
"look mom im doin the AC Slater" haha im deff tryin it
Dec 11 2008 10:41PM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
I like how you actually came back with a full report of how it went down.
Dec 11 2008 11:56PM
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jedi.Jim
Posts: 1133 - Karma: 13
Sorry for the double post, but the pun^ was not intended.
Dec 11 2008 11:57PM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
reduces splash i guess

and sladis, why is there a music stand in your bathroom
Dec 12 2008 12:20AM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
Funniest thread I've read in a long time. I must be immature...
Dec 12 2008 12:24AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
furthermore how did it get broken?
Dec 12 2008 12:27AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
I was going to try this, but then i started having the diahrrea cramps and i'm glad i decided to sit normally. I'll report back tomorrow when i take my afterschool shit.
Dec 12 2008 12:31AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
So I could read Calvin & Hobbes or play voilin while I was pinching a fudge dragon.
Dec 12 2008 1:23AM
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Jordan
Posts: 4079 - Karma: 2,122
ahahaha

or a mud monkey/chocolate hot dog.
Dec 12 2008 1:30AM
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Pippin
Posts: 4846 - Karma: 661
haha well played
Dec 12 2008 1:32AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
have you ever scooted all the way forward then leaned back? so relaxing
Dec 12 2008 2:27AM
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McTwist83
Posts: 282 - Karma: 11

Dude you read calvin and hobbes while takin a shit too? who else reads comic books?

Dec 12 2008 3:11AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
not aware if all people do it but "take of your pants well shitting your get free and arnt restricted to the little legs together school girl posotion" given you shit at home probably not good to do in public
Dec 12 2008 4:47PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Hahahaha Omg I lawled hardxcore. Anyways I am going to try this right now but it might be a little awkward since i won't be able to extend my legs and get all relaxed.
Dec 12 2008 4:57PM
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JasperGphoto
Posts: 398 - Karma: 995
haha funniest thing i've heard all day
Dec 12 2008 5:09PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,223
epic thread, it has great potential
Dec 12 2008 5:19PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,223
never fails to make me laugh

k-rob we may disagree but you are a funny motherfucker
Dec 12 2008 5:22PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
It really depends on how your made..i just did it and it felt sooooo good and natural and no POO streak
Dec 12 2008 5:35PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
ONE PROBLEM...you have to take your pants and underwear off..i dont know if anyone else ran into this problem but i did
Dec 12 2008 5:39PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
as soon as i have to dump im doing this shit.  then im gonna post the experience.  epic idea.
Dec 12 2008 5:43PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
Maybe I misread or something but how is this possible with pants and boxers on?
Dec 12 2008 5:47PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
it's not
Dec 12 2008 5:51PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 4,223
gotta just keep it on on one leg.
Dec 12 2008 5:52PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
It's been so long since I've laughed this hard at a NS thread....for that I thank you.
Dec 12 2008 7:57PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
been there done that
Dec 12 2008 8:00PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
deff legendary thread
Dec 12 2008 8:03PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18

Next time I am even slightly buzzed I am trying this. 

Does anyone else never ever shit with a shirt on?  It is just so unnatural and stressful.  Even worse with a tall tee.

Dec 12 2008 8:20PM
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~Joe~
Posts: 2631 - Karma: 57
i will be doing that next time i take a poo, thank you
Dec 12 2008 8:41PM
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shredtahoesteezy
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
ahahahaha i lauged so hard two times in this thread. once to k-rob once to "fudge dragon" aahahahahha. this thread is freakin sweet. and of course im gonna try it
Dec 12 2008 8:45PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
i got one coming be back with a status report
Dec 12 2008 8:58PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134

ok so

pros

- comfortable

- nice arm rest

cons

- leg room limited

- yuor staring right at a wall

- krob's streak problem

- you need to take of your pants (took me a while to figure that out)

Dec 12 2008 9:13PM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585

^^ I guess it was comfortable if you took 15mins to take a shit, or maybe you just wanted to catch up on some reading??

AHAHAH im def. gonna try this soon

Dec 12 2008 9:19PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
naw i went up like 10 min after i posted
Dec 12 2008 9:20PM
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WBKrz
Posts: 138 - Karma: 11
I apologize for the misunderstanding...
first step- sit back magazine (or sheet music) at hand, and gaze at your throne
second step- totally remove all pants and underwear/ thongs/ corsets ext.
third step- mount your throne and relax.... fall asleep if you want to, its not dangerous, nonfatal unlike the normal method that would cause dysfunction, a crusty butt, and an embarrassing waking up. And to all you violin players, mount your music against the wall and proceeded to play the minuet in G
Dec 13 2008 10:18AM
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WBKrz
Posts: 138 - Karma: 11
oops
Dec 13 2008 8:37PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

hahhahah, gold. i think i need a music stand aswell. Although if i trie the sitting backwards method there will be no need.

Dec 13 2008 11:04PM
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mokeefe257
Posts: 405 - Karma: 10
such a sick idea im definatly gonna give it a try
Dec 13 2008 11:08PM
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