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Working with the FBI, wow~
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The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
'Hello?'
'Hello, is this the FBI?'
'Yes. What do you want?'
'I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
'Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep'
'Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.'
Fear is the mind killer!
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ahahahahaha
Get In The Haze this fall.
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Haha thats sweet
'In The Haze'
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hahahahahahahahahahahah
that's funny dude!
lol
~~~Drink, Fuck and SKI~~~
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shit, that was good dude
You will crash and burn before you fly
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Doode, hella funny, I heard of some crook who called the Police to report that her heard a body was buryed in i\his yard years before he moved in. The thing is, the yard is overgrown with weeds and shit and needs cleaning. So the cops come over, dig the place up, find nothing, but get rid of all the overgrowth in the process. But for the inconvience, they give the guy, like, 200 quid. Sweet.
-Gabe Lumintn
What this week's anagram?
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LOL. thats pretty smart
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'Hello, Frank. Can I get you something? Rack of lamb, perhaps?' -Louie
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Hahaha NICE! That's almost $500 Cnd!!!!!
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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
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HAHAHAHA
thats awsome!!!!!
im gunna pull off that
--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
--Martin Snaps Is A Fag--just kidding--or am i?
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aahaha that's so phatt!! you think of it?
DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?
Joel I hate you!!
pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha
hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!
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tak, that was dave courtney, hes a funny bastard
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
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damn that wuz funny!
maybe
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I'm going to have to try that one hahahahaha
Tommy: I think i'll do a D-Spin
T-Bag: I'm tired of your D-spin's do a rodeo or something
Tommy: fine i guess that will do but rodeos are easy
All times are Eastern (-4)
