I work at Jack Astors and this guy that used to work there put my managers shoe in the deep fryer in his like 3rd week there. Ya they fired him pretty quick.
"When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks." -Seth Rogen, Superbad