Why the fuck can't they ever be on TIME! FUCK
HAD THE BUS DRIVER PULLED HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS I WOULD BE ON A PRIVATE YACHT RIGHT NOW, DRUNK, PARTYING WITH 150+ PEOPLE MOST OF THEM GIRLS. BUT NOOOO, THE FIRST BUS DECIDED TO GO FUCK ITSELF IN THE BUSH AND NOT SHOW UP AND THE SECOND JUST HAD TO DRIVE AS SLOW AS FUCKING POSSIBLE AND PICK UP EVERYONE AND STOP EVERYFUCKINGWHERE!
AAAGH I'm soooo fucking pissed off right now I literally watched the ship leave, I was on the dock!
Now I'm at home, in a full suit, with a micky and a full bag of weed. LIfe's a bitch.