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Fucking girls are pussies

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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
what the fuck is with girls thinking they can beat up guys? this happens at my school all the time. i don't understand it. girls think they can beat up men. it's just straight stupid. what the hell? any girl i know would their ass beat by me. the only girls who could beat me up are body builders and like professional fighters. fuck that. i'm about to start punching girls in the head to prove a god damn point.
Dec 5 2008 10:02PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
you know...i've heard it so many times, i can give a fuck less. let me know when you grow up though.
Dec 8 2008 9:02PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
im just saying you clearly have no room to go talking about how chicks are bitches and cant beat you up...
Dec 8 2008 9:04PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
uh what does that have to do with anything? i mean if you're retarded you should have a disclaimer in your signature so people don't make fun of you.
Dec 8 2008 9:06PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
you dont think "you are all equally quilty" is a good disclaimer?
i guess you should dream one up for me since your so so popular here.
Dec 8 2008 9:13PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
hahah just let me know when you think of a good reason as to what "beating girls asses" has to do with that thread. i'm really interested to hear.
Dec 8 2008 9:15PM
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k-rob
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this thread is such a gem.
Dec 8 2008 9:15PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
I actually just wanted to be a douche.  sorry!  
lol
Dec 8 2008 9:17PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
good decision to play it off as a joke. no reason to look dumber than you already have made yourself look.
Dec 8 2008 9:18PM
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k-rob
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oooh, can i contribute? see, most men who let other men beat their dick aren't really the type of men who would be beating a girls ass, or their vagina for that matter. but as far as physically beating women goes, i don't think that the type of man who lets other men rub their dick would be against it, seeing as how he's not exactly looking for poon anyways.
Dec 8 2008 9:21PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
keep talking dude.  I just wanted to make sure that the dude who is saying that girls are cunts and bitches cause they want to beat little turds like you up is the same dude who does dick rubbin.  and i was right! 
also.. i gave you karma awhile back cause you didn't abandon your account after that thread.
Dec 8 2008 9:23PM
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T-Holt
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I couldn't agree more.
Dec 8 2008 9:28PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
well first you went wrong at "lets" but that's a good try. second, i have a girlfriend...getting "poon" isn't much of a problem. and if you want to go down that path most gay guys i've seen are pretty ripped and in better shape than most straight guys. so i don't think that would matter, gay or not...a guy would still beat up a girl. and if he couldn't, i'm sure he could get away on his 14 oz bike right?!

i mean maybe you can go make a few thousand a week selling shirts or whatever you do on the internet? oh and i mean you just slay sooooo much vaj in ladies men right?!! oh while you're at it do you have anymore bullshit stories for NS? cause you sound so totally like cool on here with your awesome stories d00d!
Dec 8 2008 9:28PM
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JonathonChandler
Posts: 905 - Karma: 423
but my math teacher in 8th grade was a girl
Dec 8 2008 9:30PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
in that case...that's a pretty badass thing to claim hahaha
Dec 8 2008 9:31PM
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k-rob
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dude, you're agreeing with me. i just said that a gay dude would have no problem beating up a woman, probably less of a problem than a straight guy seeing as how he's not expecting to get any in the first place. but props on having a girlfriend despite letting dudes rub your dick and telling everybody how great it would be to beat up a woman. you keep doing what you're doing, it's obviously working for you.
Dec 8 2008 9:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
ouchh
Dec 8 2008 9:42PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
dude if you're gonna argue, stay on topic. don't contradict yourself

see, most men who let other men beat their dick aren't really the type of men who would be beating a girls ass, or their vagina for that matter.

but as far as physically beating women goes, i don't think that the type of man who lets other men rub their dick would be against it, seeing as how he's not exactly looking for poon anyways.

get your story straight. you seem to be pretty good at it in those fantasy stories you tell on a daily basis...i know you can do better.
Dec 8 2008 9:46PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
so you're slow too.

let me see if i can make this any simpler for you mr. manly man

gay men don't have sex with women
therefore gay men don't have any motive to be nice to women
Dec 8 2008 9:53PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
please, read what you said and tell me who is slow...

see, most men who let other men beat their dick aren't really the type of men who would be beating a girls ass, or their vagina for that matter.
Dec 8 2008 9:56PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
hahahahahaaha this thread has gotten totally silly. neither of you are making any sense at all
Dec 8 2008 9:58PM
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k-rob
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think of the term "pounding vag"
now replace pounding with beating

yes i know it is slang
Dec 8 2008 9:59PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
ok your name is everlastingpenis and you have a stewie griffin icon and you weigh 130lbs. you are clearly like 12 years old and a total dumbass
Dec 8 2008 10:05PM
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shredtahoesteezy
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
thats not even that great im 5'7'' and 125pounds and i press 135 and squat 225. sit down boy
Dec 8 2008 10:18PM
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4frnt_4_life
Posts: 183 - Karma: 10
hahaha i hope this is sarcasm because i am one of the thinnest kids in my school and i can squat 225 like twenty times in a row.
Dec 8 2008 10:20PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
son i squat 245 and bench 150.
Dec 8 2008 10:24PM
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shredtahoesteezy
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
same im tiny and im not even that strong. i know a kid thats a state champ wrestler 145 pounds benches over 200 with ease in dont know what he squats but hes ridiculous
Dec 8 2008 10:24PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Wow...i never clicked his name, i assumed it was EverlastingPeace or something.
Dec 8 2008 10:38PM
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shredwards
Posts: 417 - Karma: 68
so Shawn, how often do you beat your girlfriend? more or less often than you beat your friends dick?
Dec 9 2008 12:20AM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
i think Shawn and Everlasting Penis would make a cute NS couple

Dec 9 2008 12:32AM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
i can't believe Shawn is actually winning

...don't let it die!
Dec 9 2008 12:36AM
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darrel
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 18
i think we should turn this into a manliest man thread.... hahahah         I squat 450 and bench 250. ughhhhh!
Dec 9 2008 12:49AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
we will never understand them, but we will continue to fornicate with them. this is all that matters.
Dec 9 2008 12:51AM
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darrel
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 18
if girls really wanted to beat the shit out of guys they would go to their strengths, sex, invite the dood over you want to "beat the shit out of", stash some razor blades in your vag, have some sex.
Dec 9 2008 12:55AM
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miralas
Posts: 584 - Karma: 10
u got me beat on squats by 50. but i think its cuz i got cut from my supply of POWERTHIRST!!!
Dec 9 2008 12:57AM
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darrel
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 18
POWERTHIRST, What?
Dec 9 2008 1:02AM
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miralas
Posts: 584 - Karma: 10
youtube it
Dec 9 2008 8:19AM
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Hawkeye_Pierce
Posts: 184 - Karma: 11
reposted for emphasis.
Dec 9 2008 12:57PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,746

 The depths of your insecurity are amazing.  You must have a tiny, sad little penis. 

 Honestly, it's people (children) like you that absolutely ruin this site.  You are a poster child for why NS has a reputation of being a bunch of immature 13 year olds. 

 Why would you talk to ANYONE like that....let alone a female?  You are pure trash.

 How about a ban for this little ADD riddled munchkin? Mooooodddds?

Dec 9 2008 5:01PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
you kids are fucking ridiculous.

k-rob seems like a pretty big penis toucher though from what ive seen with most of his posts.

he claimed like 8 things in that ONE bike post. and it was a car thread.
Dec 9 2008 5:05PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
dude. 
first.  what happened to everlasting penis?!!?!?!??!?!
ive now lost my only shred of respect for you.
and clearly you could be bitch slapped to death since you feel the need to claim about what you can bench press in a forum. AND youve been a member of a ski website for I am gonna guess more than a few months.. but for whatever reason you are unable to ski something other than rental skis.  Being able to ski 176s does not mean that I am some sort of super killer on the hill.  It just means I have my basic skiing skills down....
Dec 9 2008 5:06PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
thats right walk away

Dec 9 2008 7:34PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
haha so ironic that a guy got owned by some girls in this thread
Dec 9 2008 8:00PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
thats so mean, who would ever wanna hit a girl.

unless it was sarah palin.
Dec 9 2008 8:03PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
beezey$ --> WhisperingEye$
ha, thats cute you have enough time on your hands in the day to scope my profile and comment on it. how adorable, No I actually know how to ski thanks
Date Sent: Dec 9 2008 19:45:32 - (read)
WhisperingEye$ --> beezey$
u get sponsored by fischer? did u suck the ceo's dick or something? just wondering
Date Sent: Dec 6 2008 21:36:09 - (read)
beezey$ --> WhisperingEye$
hey man whats up, on your 171's are you using enough waight on the balls of your feet, with a longer ski you really need to aply forward pressure or the skis will really take on their own movments and prob venture to the side, if you lean to far forward your start to feel a bit of speed wobble but really, you shouldn't have a prob with em, i ride 171's in park and i'm 5'2.5


This is pathetic, oh ya and he wrote a thread about not being able to handle 171's so i tried to be nice and give him advice. what a coward, has to pm me to give me an insult
Dec 9 2008 8:06PM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
everyone just seems so....mad!
Dec 9 2008 8:25PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
its such a turn on when a girl beats the shit out of some douchbag I love it!
Dec 9 2008 8:49PM
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skimonster69
Posts: 72 - Karma: 8
sometimes you gotta smack a bitch.
Dec 9 2008 8:57PM
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spliff.Life
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werdddd
Dec 9 2008 9:53PM
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steezyspice69
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I'm a lover not a fighter
Dec 10 2008 10:14AM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Dec 10 2008 1:09PM
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