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Fucking girls are pussies

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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
what the fuck is with girls thinking they can beat up guys? this happens at my school all the time. i don't understand it. girls think they can beat up men. it's just straight stupid. what the hell? any girl i know would their ass beat by me. the only girls who could beat me up are body builders and like professional fighters. fuck that. i'm about to start punching girls in the head to prove a god damn point.
Dec 5 2008 10:02PM
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KLovelace
Posts: 2118 - Karma: 289
ahahahaha
i dont by any means think I can beat up a dude.. but I used to have a serious issue with left jabbing people when I got annoyed.. it took me hella days to curb that.. but I was starting to piss my friends off.  
dont punch your friends people.
Dec 5 2008 10:04PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... i'm still laughing. that was hilarious
Dec 5 2008 10:05PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
really? you made a thread on this? Just because some girls can't take down some guys, doesn't mean that they can't at least try to fight. If I was challenged I'd deffinally take it up. I'm not saying I'd win but fuck, id go for it.
Dec 5 2008 10:07PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
okay. you wouldn't even be able to like attempt to fight? you would get punched in the face once and basically die. hate to break it to you. it's not even that thread, it's bitches in my school that legitimately think they can beat up girls. I'M GOING TO BEAT GIRLS ASSES ALL DAY EVERYDAY FROM NOW ON TILL THE UNDERSTAND.
Dec 5 2008 10:09PM
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KLovelace
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this is gonna get you so much booty dude.. good luck!!
Dec 5 2008 10:11PM
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beezey
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ahahahahahahaha, alright man, do your worst, just because I'm a girl doens't mean I can't fight mr. confident your a dumbass
I could deffinally take more then just a punch
Dec 5 2008 10:14PM
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BootySpunk.
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Ohhhh could ya now.............Sorry I had to
Dec 5 2008 10:16PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
Ya but its gotta be in my usual fighting grounds, its your choice shawn..... ky or mud.
jello possibly
Dec 5 2008 10:18PM
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charmander
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this chick thats pree much my best friend hits me all the time. its fuckin dumb, if she was anybody else i wouldve laid her out by now for sure.
Dec 5 2008 10:37PM
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miralas
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haha i just witnessed a lolergator crawl across my living room!
Dec 5 2008 10:38PM
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comeatmebro
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actually it DOES mean you can't fight. and no, i can guarantee one punch you'd be outttt. i'm not talking about just you either, i'm speaking about 90% of the female population. generalization much? yes. truth much? yes.
Dec 5 2008 10:45PM
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emopoppins
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i can think of a few girls i would just like to knock the fuck out.
Dec 5 2008 10:48PM
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Thizzed
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Sounds like you have a problem

my theripist's number is 763-982-6653
Dec 5 2008 10:51PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
awwwhhh i'm sorry prissy pants, no one your guy friends try to rub you a boner today?
Dec 5 2008 11:04PM
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miralas
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA i know exactly what ur talkin about! i read that thread!!!! holy shit i think i just came down with a bad case of lol and just shit rofl all over my bathroom!!! HAHAHA!!!
Dec 5 2008 11:09PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
HAHAHAHAHA

you win
Dec 5 2008 11:18PM
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doublexl
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ya i think everyone read that thread.

but anyway, this thread is soooo epic.
Dec 5 2008 11:22PM
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Campeador
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Shut up before I punch you in the nuts!! girls think they're so tough but i'll punch you in the face and you be out cold like BAM!

Another great thread from Shawn.
Dec 5 2008 11:25PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
why is people hating? beezey just dominated this thread

Dec 5 2008 11:35PM
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caucasian_chad
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I lol'd
Dec 5 2008 11:39PM
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Alex_G
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fucking bitches...when will you ever learn that we are just so much better than you at everything besides cleaning and cooking?
Dec 5 2008 11:41PM
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MrPantyDropper
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you would leave out the cocksucking part you San Francisco homosexual.
Dec 5 2008 11:44PM
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jason...
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http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
Dec 5 2008 11:44PM
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VCharette
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lady's men cult?
Dec 6 2008 12:33AM
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anxju
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no no if you think about it, men are better than women at both cleaning and cooking. professional butlers are always men, like alfred in batman. he cleans up. and cooking, look at all the great chefs. emeril, gordon ramsay, wolfgang puck. all men
Dec 6 2008 12:59AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
girls mess everything up
Dec 6 2008 1:16AM
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solitaryman
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You're missing george foreman??

On another hand the first poster is epic 10/10 k hahahhaha.   Furthermore, i feel the exact same way.
Dec 6 2008 1:48AM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
Quite true. Women fail at life.
Dec 6 2008 1:50AM
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beezey
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I'd think you'd all be more appreciative seeing as you all came out of a women. Your mothers didn't have you sitting in their womb's for 9 months and have an extremely painful birth so you could rag on women.
Dec 6 2008 1:54AM
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COskier
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By no means do I agree with anything this site says, but the treadmill line at the end of that video was fing hilarious.
Dec 6 2008 2:01AM
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Z_rob
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Dec 6 2008 2:56AM
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tomahawk
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whoa!!! thats so crazy, a dood and a chickerdood almost fought today. a little black her came up to a small white kid and talked up a ton of shit to this kid and he almost hit her. black girls are crazy at my school.....
Dec 6 2008 3:08AM
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wh@t
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and come guys, we have to help them out a little bit

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Dec 6 2008 3:14AM
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wh@t
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but yeah Shawn i know exactly what youre talking about. those girls that actually get in your face for fucking nothing and threaten to "beat the shit out of you".

i would never raise my hand to a woman, but if a bitch trys to throw a jab to cross into my jaw, bloods a coming.
Dec 6 2008 3:23AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
yea bro, punch that broad real hard in the head and when she's down.

tell her.  you want to be treated equal, theres your equal rights.


no but some girls aren't pussies the one i know can beat your face in, but she smokes crack.
Dec 6 2008 3:53AM
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KravtZ
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yea its bullshit i mean i lovew oman but there just not equal to men men are better at almost everything i mean woman can be equal to things like buisness, and that sort but any sort of physical activity, driving, most things actually man are better at
Dec 6 2008 7:24AM
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comeatmebro
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long live misogyny !
Dec 6 2008 8:35AM
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Samm.
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I'm a girl, and i know that there isn't a guy out there who i could fight and actually win. Thats just how it is. Guys are proven to be stronger, with a few exceptions.

Dec 6 2008 8:56AM
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hellomynameisjef
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Dec 6 2008 9:14AM
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spliff.Life
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get back in the kitchen!!!!!!!!!
Dec 6 2008 1:10PM
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VCharette
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I would never punch a girl. But I do kick them in the ovaries quite often.
Dec 6 2008 1:19PM
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beer.
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I know exactly what youre talking about.  I have a female friend that does martial arts and thinks she could beat me up.  I could roll her within ten seconds with one arm behind my back.  girls suck at fighting, they were not created for it. 
Dec 6 2008 2:34PM
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VT_FLO
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this thread fails

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Dec 6 2008 2:49PM
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eastside
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you're just proving his point.
Dec 6 2008 2:56PM
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Mr.O
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I dont care if women think they can beat up men at all. The only real thing that angers me is when a woman hits a man and a man hits back and go to jail for it. Women can hit men but men cant hit back, makes no sense. If your willing to dish out a shot be willing to take one, you know?
Dec 6 2008 3:04PM
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shrEddie
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^ ehhh i dont know about that.  when a woman hits a man it just kind of hurts a little bit.  if a  man hits a woman, it usually fucks her up.   but yeah women werent made for fighting.  somtimes i think it would be fun to fight like 10 girls at once and just knock them all out.  it would make me feel really strong, but also really lame.  i dont see myself ever hitting a woman in real life
Dec 6 2008 4:24PM
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Italian.Stallion
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Loser gets the electric chair! Oh wait...

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/08/us/08cnd-penalty.html

Darn it

Dec 6 2008 4:43PM
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skiunit101
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you must wear tap out
Dec 6 2008 4:46PM
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BennyV
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o i have a story!! My friend had a party at his house, prob like 20 people all invited. About two-three hours in these dirty slam pigs show up and start doin shit to the house( reeeally nice house btw) throwing chairs, threw my friends new macbook. Nothing really broken except for a whole in the wall. This one chick starts punching some of the guys in the face. My one friend plays MLB for the football team and was absolutely wasted. The girl walked up to him and punched him in the face pretty damn hard so he just stares at her like hes gonna fuck her up. He goes, do it again i dare ya, so she did. This kid comes up with one jab to her face and knocks her the fuck oooout. 2 days later this girl had a massive black eye which was virtually swollen shut. Now if only every girl like that could learn from this lesson.
Dec 6 2008 6:21PM
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J.D.
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This is NSG, quintessentially.

 I know a girl who could turn the guy who made this thread into a parapalegic with her bare hands.
Dec 6 2008 6:33PM
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