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No sparknotes = fucked

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eastAR5
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theres no way i can read this book in a day... if someone can find an online equivalent to sparknotes / a synopsis of this shit online please , i would be real grateful +KKK


book: Unnatural Causes

author: P.D James
Dec 2 2008 12:39PM
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eastAR5
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an ya i already looked a lot
Dec 2 2008 12:41PM
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sconniestyle
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i didnt find a whole lot, but it may be enough for you to fake your way through the rest.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unnatural_Causes

http://www.discussing-books.com/?p=254

what do you have to write about? there isnt that much out there on this book at all.

Dec 2 2008 1:17PM
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eastAR5
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word thanks for that... but yeah no paper just have to take quizzes on it . I have relied on sparknotes all year and have got 18/18s on every test


Dec 2 2008 5:36PM
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hellomynameisjef
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cliffnotes.com?
Dec 2 2008 5:39PM
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Italian.Stallion
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Who's is by?  I found a summary but it wasn't the same as the wikipedia one.
Dec 2 2008 6:05PM
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shredabanana
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grade saver
Dec 2 2008 7:27PM
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Aaaron.
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HAHA PD james.!!!
Dec 2 2008 7:37PM
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inactive
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buy off a peer?
Dec 2 2008 7:38PM
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eastAR5
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yeah... it like doesn't exist online. I need a full synopsis like sparknotes gives you. No way im reading 200 pages by tomorrow at 3pm. I'd have to blow adderal all night. I guss I am just fucked haha whatever ill figure out something i always do...
Dec 2 2008 8:52PM
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Lilhorsey
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just tell her you were too busy claiming you were a coach at ski camp you little punk ass liar.
Dec 2 2008 9:58PM
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fourhundred
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whoaa, easy champ
Dec 2 2008 10:07PM
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Hawkeye_Pierce
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I'd start blowing some addy
Dec 2 2008 10:07PM
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Drew.C
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wait, you have to read 200 pages for a 18 point quiz. well fuck that, what a waste of time
Dec 2 2008 10:08PM
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.SteezusChrist.
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i thought he was...?
Dec 2 2008 10:23PM
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FUUUCK
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What??? you had 26 hours to read 200 pages... and you're giving up?

seriously dude buck up, I hate school and can't focus on titties for more than twenty seconds, but 200 pages is nothing.

DO WORK.
Dec 2 2008 10:34PM
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Peter.
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check www.bookrags.com
Dec 2 2008 10:37PM
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dergblerp
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would it kill you to read a fucking book?!?!?! honestly, this is just shameful.
Dec 2 2008 10:42PM
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eastAR5
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i'm a published author so u can't say shit

just got my check for $400 and 20 copies of the book last week...


thanks for the other sites for kids bein legit , the rest of you can chill the threads over

Dec 2 2008 10:51PM
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Billek
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Just take the loss of sleep. I have read around 400 pages in a night before it was due, you just have to buck, up and find a nice place to read, but not too comfortable (you might fall asleep easily). You will finish up, love your sleep, and ace your exam with all of the material in your head.

This might just be my case, but I love it.
Dec 2 2008 11:19PM
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Jigsaw
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EastAR5 I would like to play a game...

For far too long your pathalogical lying and persistent abuse of your parents affluent lifestyle have mirrored to others your true self. While you have been given many chances in life this will be your last. You may not have noticed, but last night while you were sleeping I installed a device in your head that if you ever tell a lie again will contract and expand so fast that your brain will explode. So don't lie Adrian or else a growing nose is the last thing you will have to worry about. Good luck.
Dec 3 2008 12:17AM
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lineskier10
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paris hilton is a published author, but that doesn't mean shes not a dumb cunt
Dec 3 2008 12:35AM
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mmallender.
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hahahahahah i loled
Dec 3 2008 12:42AM
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DYFI
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Preach it brotha'.
Dec 3 2008 12:49AM
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eastAR5
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haha i dont have time to prove my claims on an internet forum board. Just go to your local bookstore, netflix, dvd store or just goggle my name that you apparently know so well. I am sorry that i have already done more with my life at age 19 than you probably ever will in your lifetime . There are 3 things i dont lie about: skiing, girls and the experiences i have been through d



Dec 3 2008 1:47AM
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Nicholas.
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dude your alias was funny when you used it once now you are just being an annoying faggot and i am respectfully asking you to fuck right off.
Dec 3 2008 1:50AM
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Jigsaw
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That's one more lie towards your fate, time is ticking...
Dec 3 2008 1:51AM
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MitchPee
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Hahaha I love saw
Dec 3 2008 2:08AM
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Nicholas.
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yo no stalker but i searched your name on amazon and google and nothing came up, did you write about that wilderness camp shit you had to do?

oh and i know your name cause i used to know some really slutty whore you fucked.

Dec 3 2008 3:13AM
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Aerozol
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You got paid $400
Dec 3 2008 3:20AM
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vincepru
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yeah man, 200 pages is nothin, you could have had that done in a couple hours. if that
Dec 3 2008 4:40AM
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sick-as-aids
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i read 250 pages in a day easy, and i read hardly ever. i say stop trying to find the simple way out of shit and just do the work, if you start taking shortcuts now your going to fail at life prety bad when know ones their to give you 'sparknotes'
Dec 3 2008 5:37AM
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slevin_kelevra
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i still think its pretty funny
Dec 3 2008 10:52AM
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uni-corn
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So is this your book?

http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Soup-Soul-Stories-Learning/dp/1935096257/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1228320650&sr=1-2


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Dec 3 2008 11:15AM
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Balto
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just tell the teacher you were hitting the blunt to much so you didnt read, then offer him/her a dime
Dec 3 2008 11:19AM
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