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The Mans Challenge

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iridefattwins
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 16

Alright im gunna get right down to it and say that instead of going to university this year i decied to stay back for another semster of highschool. upon the first day of school...again, i had a revalation. it sucks...alot. so to make our one semester in this hell hole pass faster me and about 10 other returning kids decided to make up a challenge or rather a bunch of mini compettitions to make what we call the " Mans Challenge"  and its been a blast but we need more ideas. so i decied to turn to NS for Help.

What are some ideas? so far we have ( and X is a Complete or ongoing Challenge)

The List:
- No shaving X
- No showeringX
- No swearingX
- No Talking
- No shoes
- Stay awake the longest
- Nub's for a day
- Good hand tied behind back
- One foot ( Crutches? )
- Who can take the most usless shit from a classroomX
- Who can Jersey the most kids
- Only energy drinks
- Who can wear a helmet the longest
- Who can wear an eye patch the longest
- Who can smile the longest
- Best moustach / most rediculous
- Who can go the longest with out using a toilet
- Session: continues smoking of weed
- Who can stay in a jamaican hotbox the longest
- Who can wear a peice of clothing the longest
- Hook up with fat chick.X
- No stairs at schoolX
- Most stolen street signs.X
- Most kisses from random girls ( lips? no lips? )
- Damnit I lostX
- Tagging.X
- Most rediculous stunt at school!X
- Who can wear a thong the longest

Who can eat / drink the most:
- MilkX
- 6 Crackers in a minX
- Hot And Ready X
-chinese food (buffett)

We Need more pls NS halp

Oh and we have a "bitch" contract  it states:

The contract:
I ______ ________ ________ of sound body and mind do solemly swear to follow and abide by all the rules and regulations of the Man's Challenge.™ in th event of a loss, I, the competitor, will take part in the humiliation challenges.
________ ________
Sign Date
 

We Need Humiliations to!

Nov 29 2008 10:54PM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
who can go the longest without using a peice of technology, including t.v. phone's ipods, ovens, stoves cars, computers, microwaves, etc...

smoke the most weed/cigarettes

jack off the most in a day

not jack off for the longest

donate the most blood

watch t.v. the longest

longest without caffeine, however before the competition, have a week of drinking 5 espressos a day

wear ski stuff the longest

wear a hitler mustache the longest



as far as humiliations go, watch some kenny vs. spenny, some ideas of my own,
piss them selfs in a public place,
go streeking after dipping there penis in ice water,
wear a ridculus hat for a week, no use of the shower for a week,
no brushing there teeth for a week,
no alchol for a couple weeks


 
Nov 29 2008 11:29PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424

Loser has to shave their body.

Nov 29 2008 11:35PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
That one's pretty good, you'll get some extreme rawness, chaffing and pain for sure!

But how do you judge it without having it turn into a gay fest?
Nov 29 2008 11:35PM
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salomon097
Posts: 1345 - Karma: 301
who the fuck decides to stay in high school for another year
Nov 29 2008 11:35PM
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[Toby]
Posts: 766 - Karma: 10
I'm guessing this is the reason your a super senior.
Nov 30 2008 12:02AM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
you need to do more competitions with any kind of gun. Pellet, paint ball hell even one that shoots bullets, because we can all agree that a gun is like a second penis and that is super manly
Nov 30 2008 12:15AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
How the fuck do you not use the stairs if you have classes upstairs and downstairs?
Nov 30 2008 1:45AM
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akread
Posts: 113 - Karma: 14
i drink mad milk
Nov 30 2008 1:46AM
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Grube
Posts: 962 - Karma: 14
well there's an elevator in my school, maybe thats what they did.
Nov 30 2008 1:53AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
hunt for sustenance the longest

no more water. only beer or brown liquors for liquids. hard to do considering you're in high school
Nov 30 2008 2:09AM
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5414 - Karma: 11,608
In my school you have to get a key from the principle to use the elevator. It's pretty lame but I guess they think we aren't mature enought to handle an elevator.
Nov 30 2008 2:09AM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
WIN


and who can go the longest without talking is fun, maybe a case race? Who can get away with the most shit in a class without getting thrown out.
Nov 30 2008 3:43AM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
longest without cutting your fingernails

longest without showering

longest bath


Nov 30 2008 3:46AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
hahaha +1
Nov 30 2008 3:59AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
prune styles
Nov 30 2008 4:01AM
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TSM
Posts: 154 - Karma: 14
no one stays in high school an extra year quit playin this stuipd ass game and go to college, get a job, or be a ski bem somewhere. your game is stuipd get a life and move on
Nov 30 2008 4:39AM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
^maybe he didint have good enough grads to get into college so he went back, idiot.
Nov 30 2008 4:49AM
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TSM
Posts: 154 - Karma: 14
college is easy as shit to get into and if you cant you go to a community college and then transfer idiot community colleges accept everybody as do trade schools
Nov 30 2008 8:18PM
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Beamer12
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Sounds like kenny vs spenny
Nov 30 2008 8:36PM
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josh.
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if you have a 1.5 gpa not even a community college is going to accept you, or maybe he didint have enough credits to grad.
Nov 30 2008 8:38PM
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