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Awesome Haiku's (contest)

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C.R.E.A.M
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So i have ran into a few very funny Haiku's the last couple of days, and knowing the creative hilariousness of the lovely NS community, i thought this would be a great thread. Especially if you can make them about skiing or babe's or whatever hilarious topics.
A good example was the Bloodninja one, someone find that it was hilarious, another was in the spiders thread, and i forget where the third one is.
if any of you forgot the pattern for a Haiku is

title

5
7
5


word
and if there are any really good ones ill send you some stickers or something, i just got a shit ton in the mail and i know you guys love them.

word! let the Haiku'ing begin!
Nov 21 2008 2:25PM
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T-Holt
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I don't like haikus
Because then I have to count
Everything I say
Nov 21 2008 2:34PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo
Nov 21 2008 2:35PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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hahaha a redneck haiku

PRIDE

Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed


Nov 21 2008 2:38PM
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T-Holt
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Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Nov 21 2008 2:38PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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HAHAHA YES!


Nov 21 2008 2:40PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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Free beer tastes better
than the beer that you pay for.
Funny how that works
Nov 21 2008 2:49PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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fail ill give this another go

BUMPPP!

Nov 26 2008 7:01PM
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emopoppins
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this haiku is about my struggle being a black affluent male in a mostly downtrodden urban society.

Squad up muh Niggas
ya know wat ya up against
real talk, true story.
Nov 26 2008 8:01PM
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Dainsey
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skiing it is life
without i am so like
dre without a light
Nov 26 2008 8:21PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refregirator


rhyming is for fags
said the crazy blind man guy
thats why i haiku


im going for it
one seven syllable word
tittycacapoopyass


Nov 27 2008 1:11AM
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KLovelace
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the crusty hippie
swiftly hit the frying pan
and tumbled along

Nov 27 2008 1:32AM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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music makes it fair
well, as fair as life can be
hatred dominates
Nov 27 2008 1:39AM
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skithe49th
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alaska is cool
lots of snow and theres skiing
ak F T W
Nov 27 2008 1:40AM
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skithe49th
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chads gap is the best
can you get there from alta
ill just make a thread

pee pee in the bum
don my robe and wizards cap
NS F T W
Nov 27 2008 1:47AM
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littlebski
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the dog then shakes
as master sits on the lift
yellow rain




have no idea if i did this right haha
Nov 27 2008 1:48AM
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Tinga
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damn you took mine.
Nov 27 2008 2:12AM
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KLovelace
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not a haiku.. it goes
5 sylables
7 syllables
5 again


example:


i ate a bab-y
free range organic only
that's how i like meat


(joke.. just tying this into the dead baby joke thread now)


Nov 27 2008 2:38AM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
i love to pretzel
I really wish i was black
4 B I 9 chyea
Nov 27 2008 7:56PM
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skifree919
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I just ate dinner
I farted and it smells bad
Oops, that's disgusting
Nov 27 2008 7:58PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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HAHAAH

first one is hilarious

harrr!

Nov 27 2008 8:36PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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"chads gap is the best

can you get there from alta

ill just make a thread"

HAHAAH

hilarious

k+ to u sir

Nov 27 2008 8:37PM
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Astomp
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i drank way to much
i dont remember the night
i did go hogging
Nov 27 2008 10:09PM
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ax_murderer
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i'll have to pull out my sioux tribe haiku's later.
Nov 27 2008 10:11PM
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Astomp
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i hope not to fright
that was truly all a lie
all i did was drink

it was not too much
but i was tipsy turvy
redbull vodka mmmm.
Nov 27 2008 10:14PM
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EastCoastPride
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the mountain is kind

but lunch can be expensive

when you are so baked.

Nov 27 2008 11:25PM
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hellomynameisjef
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listen to this claim
i hung out with black people
one up ha ha word
Nov 28 2008 12:12AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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the rules should be that
we can only talk using
hiaku's in this thread

Dec 5 2008 7:36PM
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east_toast
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I am so dam white
when we play outside at night
I lose hide and seek
Dec 5 2008 9:10PM
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Mr_W00
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so this is a limeric, but im still going to post it cuse its the best poem ive ever written

one day this guy stole my skis

but that moron he dropped his keys

so i grabed my crowbar

and went to his car

then completely bashed in his knees

Dec 5 2008 9:19PM
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skithesprings
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Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

.

My mouth is oily.


I thought it would taste so good:

Cocoa butter. Mmmm.

Dec 5 2008 9:39PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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u just failed epic
the rules now are that you must
say errrthanggg haikus
Dec 9 2008 4:33PM
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mad_540_trix
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easily my favorite haiku ever.
Dec 9 2008 4:41PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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sometimes i feel
like people dont understand
that they should read threads
Dec 9 2008 4:49PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Endless march of days

Life goes on as time stands still

Guess I'll touch my balls

Dec 9 2008 6:37PM
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spruitm
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my coat is all wet
because i walked in the rain
and it turns me on
Dec 9 2008 7:01PM
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nickman
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I sit in my chair
surrounded my all my peers
no one knows i poop'd
Dec 10 2008 10:27AM
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nickman
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I sit in my chair
Surrounded by all my peers
no one knows i poopd
Dec 10 2008 10:29AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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i need to get some
fucking boots, this is stupid
who is hording them?
Dec 10 2008 2:13PM
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